If CE were a video game, who would be the boss battles?

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Who is the final boss?
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dtoast would be the final boss but that Timmy dude would be the suddenly introduced when you thought the game was over true final boss

Vegy would be the recurring boss who you fight one last time right before the final boss
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She rings like a bell through the night
I'm the tutorial boss. Easily defeated by mild violence or some bad words.
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SBAllen & CJayC would be a super secret dual boss sorta like Ornstein & Smough
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She rings like a bell through the night
If CE were a video game then Fandom would toss a battle pass on it and make it a never ending game as a service with in-game hentai advertisements and ban everyone for horny.
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Scotty would be a joke secret boss whose attacks would either heal you or do damage to him. He doesn't get knocked out when his HP gets reduced to 0 and the only way out of the battle is to flee.
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Man Fan, but then it turns out the true villain and final boss was Blackmanass all along.

DToast is the villain of the entire series, not just CE.
I fought the Trumble and the Trumble won.
I'm the midpoint boss, you gotta fight me and all 330+ friends but only on European Extreme.
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All the bosses are just hentai ads and if you ever get horny then you get auto killed and are never allowed back into the game.
Bees
CjayC is the first major boss. SBAllen is the act 1 final boss and once he's defeated he joins the heroes as an NPC. Not as a party member, but he does occasionally appear in important boss fights to deal major damage and buff your party members.

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Man Fan, but then it turns out the true villain and final boss was Blackmanass all along.

DToast is the villain of the entire series, not just CE.
Man fan is an equippable weapon and BMA is a summon.
Hambo's alt.
The true final boss would be a fusion of Jimmy Wales and Angela Beesley Starling.
Ill be your final boss
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I'm a DLC Final boss that can't be cheesed, nor co-oped on. It's timed, underwater, and the room grants all of the debuffs in the game.

Any class you choose, I'll counter it and then some.

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Ill be your final boss
Don't threaten me with a good time
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She rings like a bell through the night
If CE was a video game I think the Protagonist would be CableZL. Dude's written enough guides to make his own sight.
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I don't know about bosses. But there will be many regenerators.
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-Fenriswolf would be an inept boss that cries crocodile tears for Chileans and uses whataboutism attacks that only hurt himself.

-Murphiroth would use mostly debuffs and constantly critique every attack that drains his life away.

-Hockeybabe89 would be in a constant beserek state that would require using her own momentum to defeat.

-Guide would be a physical fighter who could tank melee attacks but be weak against projectiles.

-DToast and Timmy would use mostly silencing attacks

-Final boss is Jimmy Wales who attacks by ordering airstrikes on the player. Though instead of missiles it would be dropping money on the player(s).
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Ads would be random encounters and later bosses would summon several in at once. The final boss summons swarms of ads each turn and even the best blocker in the game only defends against so many of them.
Hambo's alt.
Duncan would be the final boss.

Your goal is to collect the four magical letters and one punctuation so you can deliver the killing blow
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That Tommy guy is the unbeatable cutscene boss
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Crono99 is like the Gilgamesh boss of the game.
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