$5 but Brie Larson is your girlfriend.

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Cotton_Eye_Joe
05/08/2024
06:57 PM
#1
well...
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obsolete
05/08/2024
06:58 PM
#3
No deal.
PballDepot
05/08/2024
07:00 PM
#4
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/3/3d1b2fe2.jpg

obsolete posted...
No deal.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bxVhRWBGOZ0
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TotallyNotAGirl
05/08/2024
07:02 PM
#6
She doesn't look too daddy-like and I kinda have hard time role-reversing so it's gonna be a no from me.
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xlr_big-coop
05/08/2024
07:27 PM
#7
Ew no, I'd pay her to get lost
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Glob
05/08/2024
07:29 PM
#8
No thank you.

Im quite fond of my fianc and have never really seen the appeal of Larson.
Vicious_Dios
05/08/2024
07:30 PM
#9
Throw in a few more zeroes and commas in there, my boy and then I'll consider it.
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Dakimakura
05/08/2024
07:30 PM
#10
I can use that 5 dollars to get her some ass implants
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Giacomo_Hawkins
05/08/2024
07:31 PM
#11
Like the platonic hang out kind of girlfriend? I'm already married, but my husband wouldn't have the slightest objection to platonic friends regardless of their gender.
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Vegy
05/08/2024
07:34 PM
#12
I don't see any downside
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DuuuDe14
05/08/2024
07:41 PM
#13
Is that a personal attack or something?
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ssb_yunglink2
05/08/2024
07:43 PM
#14
why does everyone here pretend Brie Larson isn't attractive
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Toonstrack
05/08/2024
07:44 PM
#15
She seems cool. Sounds fine to me
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Nukazie
05/08/2024
07:44 PM
#16
she's not the one who shit the bed, is she?
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AceMos
05/08/2024
07:47 PM
#17
fuck yes i think brie larson is attractive

and seeing as she is a fellow fan of metroid its extra win
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Gobstoppers12
05/08/2024
07:48 PM
#18
Hellllll naw
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KnightofShikari
05/08/2024
07:49 PM
#19
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TVgrPOmlG00
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ForsakenHermit
05/08/2024
07:50 PM
#20
Her nipples are a bit small for my tastes but I'll manage.
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VeggetaX
05/08/2024
07:50 PM
#21
Yes please
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Toonstrack
05/08/2024
07:55 PM
#22
Nukazie posted...
she's not the one who shit the bed, is she?

That's amber heard.
The succotash is suffering.
CRON
05/08/2024
07:55 PM
#23
ssb_yunglink2 posted...
why does everyone here pretend Brie Larson isn't attractive
She's very cute but I can't unsee how fucked up her feet are. This isn't even some "pointy elbows" stuff. That shit is gross
Thanks for reading!
Toonstrack
05/08/2024
07:57 PM
#24
CRON posted...
She's very cute but I can't unsee how fucked up her feet are. This isn't even some "pointy elbows" stuff. That shit is gross

I cannot imagine thinking an entire body is cute but because feet aren't thats a deal breaker lol
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CRON
05/08/2024
08:06 PM
#25
Toonstrack posted...
I cannot imagine thinking an entire body is cute but because feet aren't thats a deal breaker lol
I'm aware how weird it sounds but trust me. I don't even pay attention to feet
Thanks for reading!
WingsOfGood
05/08/2024
08:15 PM
#26
I was about to hornypost but I caught myself
Darker_Cheshire
05/08/2024
08:16 PM
#27
$5, but date a star with a net worth of $25mil?

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BewmHedshot
05/08/2024
08:17 PM
#28
I'm not sure I could handle dating a celebrity, even for the princely sum of $5.
Charged151
05/08/2024
08:29 PM
#29
She comes off as unlikeable.

Also, some people are confusing Brie Larson with Amber Heard.
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luigi33
05/08/2024
08:30 PM
#30
Brie Larson is -not- ugly. Like if you saw her like in a grocery store she would definitely be better looking than average in some places. So sure. She also is on the right side of a lot of issues politically. She hates MAGA/Trumpers.

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ItsNotA2Mer
05/08/2024
08:37 PM
#31
PballDepot posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/3/3d1b2fe2.jpg

I'll see your Captain Marvel, and raise you an Envy Adams. I'm gay for chrissakes, and even I can see that Brie Larson is a good looking woman.

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Gobstoppers12
05/08/2024
08:43 PM
#32
A lot of people seem to think it's enough for a woman to be attractive, and I guess that's fine, but do you really want to date a famous person who has a habit of riling up the kind of people who send death threats over social media?
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VeggetaX
05/08/2024
08:49 PM
#33
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/1/8/0/AAdGD8AACftk.jpg
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rexcrk
05/08/2024
08:51 PM
#34
Whats the downside?
Shplendid!
Toonstrack
05/08/2024
08:55 PM
#35
Gobstoppers12 posted...
A lot of people seem to think it's enough for a woman to be attractive, and I guess that's fine, but do you really want to date a famous person who has a habit of riling up the kind of people who send death threats over social media?

That only makes it better.

Sometimes you piss off people you SHOULD be pissing off
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Gobstoppers12
05/08/2024
09:02 PM
#36
Toonstrack posted...
That only makes it better.

Sometimes you piss off people you SHOULD be pissing off
So you're cool with all the attention and harassment?

A'ight, I wouldn't be. lol
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Omega
05/08/2024
09:02 PM
#37
No thanks.
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Enclave
05/08/2024
09:03 PM
#38
In this hypothetical am I no longer with my wife? Cause if I'm single in this hypothetical then yeah, no problem dating her.
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