while a synapse-to-machine interface is probably going to happen someday, like any kind of biological advancement you don't want to be the in the first, second, third, massively illegal 4th, or 5th iterations on the idea because that's the "fuck around and find out" phase.
That this particular variation (and anyone unlucky enough to go for it) is probably going to die while loud tech bro nonsense oversells it and sucks the air out of the room is unfortunate but necessary.
Variable General Veeg, at your service