Does the 1st Amendment cover farting?

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Trumble
05/09/2024
06:40 PM
#1
Is it considered speech?
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Dakimakura
05/09/2024
06:41 PM
#2
Farting is legal and is an implicit right.
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Beany
05/09/2024
06:43 PM
#3
Id need all the amendments to cover my farting ba-dum-tss
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ForsakenHermit
05/09/2024
06:45 PM
#4
I think there's a legal difference between farting in general and say pulling your pants down and farting directly in someone's face. The latter qualifies as assault.
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Hambo
05/09/2024
06:57 PM
#5
Farting comes from the opposite end and is therefore the opposite of speech. So technically the first amendment prohibits farting.
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Thermador446
05/09/2024
07:01 PM
#7
You're thinking of the 2nd amendment
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Jiek_Fafn
05/09/2024
07:07 PM
#8
ForsakenHermit posted...
I think there's a legal difference between farting in general and say pulling your pants down and farting directly in someone's face. The latter qualifies as assault.
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electricbugs2
05/09/2024
07:08 PM
#9
Theres a bar in downtown Phoenix that has a no crop dusting sign on the wall. Thought it was a joke at first but its next to the no firearms sign.

So Im going to go with no, it isnt protected. At least in Arizona
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