The almost perfect girl but she's a were-Defoe

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UnfairRepresent
05/10/2024
05:14 AM
#1
She's in every way what you imagine the perfect girl to be from career to apperance to personality.

Except for the fact she was bitten by Willem Defoe and now every full moon will transform into Willem Defoe.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/d/d8fa180c.jpg

There is no cure and she has no control over it

Inverse to male if that way inclined

Could you date her?
^ Hey now that's completely unfair!
http://i.imgur.com/yPw05Ob.png
pegusus123456
05/10/2024
05:18 AM
#2
No, there's no point in dating her when I could just try and get the actual Willem Defoe.
https://i.imgur.com/Er6TT.gif https://i.imgur.com/Er6TT.gif https://i.imgur.com/Er6TT.gif
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GuerrillaSoldier
05/10/2024
07:12 AM
#3
wait so every full moon she can get me access to vip things in pretty much any part of the world?

nice.

Disclaimer: There's a good chance the above post could be sarcasm.
Die-hard Oakland A's fan --- Keep the A's in Oakland!
Giacomo_Hawkins
05/10/2024
07:15 AM
#4
Is this condition contagious or does it only infect you if you're bitten by the original Defoe?
Will the little voice in the back of my mind screaming "This is a bad idea" please yield the floor. --Mikey
Chivalry be hanged, and so will you.
JlM
05/10/2024
07:19 AM
#5
What's the downside
I guess I'm something of a ne'er do well.
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boomgetchopped3
05/10/2024
07:25 AM
#6
Does she transform into a Defoe/wolf hybrid or just Defoe straight up? Straight up Defoe would be better less risk of him eating me but he risk is not 0 when youre dealing with Defoe.
More to do with the humidity than heat
LonelyStoner
05/10/2024
07:28 AM
#7
Dafoe*
He's all alone through the day and night.
UnfairRepresent
05/10/2024
07:58 AM
#8
Giacomo_Hawkins posted...
Is this condition contagious or does it only infect you if you're bitten by the original Defoe?
If you're bitten by a were-Defoe, you become a were-Defoe
^ Hey now that's completely unfair!
http://i.imgur.com/yPw05Ob.png
CE_gonna_CE
05/10/2024
08:01 AM
#9
JlM posted...
What's the downside

"Creed made better Pearl Jam music than Pearl Jam did" - shockthemonkey
nekrodev
05/10/2024
08:01 AM
#10
UnfairRepresent posted...
If you're bitten by a were-Defoe, you become a were-Defoe

this moved me from a maybe to an absolute yes. i want to be a were-Defoe.
"To be, or not to be - there is no such question. To be! But to be what...?"
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ZevLoveDOOM
05/10/2024
08:07 AM
#11
its hard to say no to this so...
TomClark
05/10/2024
08:21 AM
#12
JlM posted...
What's the downside

http://i.imgur.com/6eF0W.gif
Giacomo_Hawkins
05/10/2024
07:46 PM
#13
UnfairRepresent posted...
If you're bitten by a were-Defoe, you become a were-Defoe

I don't mind a little Defoe, but I don't want to be one so that's a no from me.
Will the little voice in the back of my mind screaming "This is a bad idea" please yield the floor. --Mikey
Chivalry be hanged, and so will you.
Dakimakura
05/10/2024
07:48 PM
#14
id bang william defoe once per month if it meant my perfect girl was into me
Bees
Turducken
05/10/2024
07:50 PM
#15
W-why did he bite her???
THE FIGHT WILL CONTINUE, AS LONG AS THE AMERICA INSIDE MY HEART IS STILL ALIVE
Srk700
05/10/2024
07:50 PM
#16
JlM posted...
What's the downside

BDSMKane
05/10/2024
07:51 PM
#17
Check the name. If they were perfect, they would have no issues being bound, sensory deprived, and left on a bed in a dungeon every full moon.
No matter our origin, we are all one family, we all share one planet, and we all need to feel loved and accepted. We are more alike than different.
Strider102
05/10/2024
07:51 PM
#18
Remember when he portrayed Rikku in FFX-2?

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/e/e63f8923.jpg
"I dreamt I was a moron."
wanderingshade
05/10/2024
07:52 PM
#19
Is she more of a Platinum Blonde or a Dirty Blonde?
"You're made of spare parts, aren't ya, bud?"
Strider102
05/10/2024
07:54 PM
#20
https://youtu.be/fTmtFQV5iEk?si=u3DBeOeGuez9k7SV
"I dreamt I was a moron."
boomgetchopped3
05/10/2024
07:55 PM
#21
Hes turning
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/b/bc12f461.jpg
More to do with the humidity than heat
Ratchetrockon
05/10/2024
08:02 PM
#22
Yes it's not a big deal to me
I'm a Taurus. Currently playing: Carol Reed Mystery Dead Drop & Oldschool Runescape. He/Him
Raikuro
05/10/2024
08:44 PM
#23
Imagine having access to Defoe dong once a month
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UnfairRepresent
05/11/2024
08:23 AM
#25
BDSMKane posted...
Check the name. If they were perfect, they would have no issues being bound, sensory deprived, and left on a bed in a dungeon every full moon.
You're messed up if that's your perfect girl
^ Hey now that's completely unfair!
http://i.imgur.com/yPw05Ob.png
MedeaLysistrata
05/11/2024
08:34 AM
#26
Because... then he would be Willem Defriend
updated 5/22/2023
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/1568-100-presidents
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UnfairRepresent
05/11/2024
09:25 PM
#28
Yes is dominating
^ Hey now that's completely unfair!
http://i.imgur.com/yPw05Ob.png
Waxitron_Gazer
05/11/2024
09:29 PM
#29
UnfairRepresent posted...
Yes is dominating
Why wouldn't it be
five, five, five, jack -five nobs
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