Teleportation, but it takes 1 year off your life.

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Shadowblade
05/13/2024
02:03 PM
#1
Each use.
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DrizztLink
05/13/2024
02:04 PM
#2
Does that mean my last teleport just has a corpse appear in the middle of a Taco Bell?
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MagiMarthKoopa
05/13/2024
02:04 PM
#3
I'd use it to teleport to Japan a few times
Kajagogo
05/13/2024
02:04 PM
#4
20 or 30 years ago I would have said yes. But now that I'm in my 40's, no way.
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Ratchetrockon
05/13/2024
02:04 PM
#5
Nah id probably use it often
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Vokrent
05/13/2024
02:35 PM
#7
hell yeah give me that deal.
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PoopPotato
05/13/2024
02:38 PM
#8
DrizztLink posted...
Does that mean my last teleport just has a corpse appear in the middle of a Taco Bell?
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Hayame_Zero
05/13/2024
02:38 PM
#9
Shadowblade posted...
Each use.
Fuck no.
...I think I'm done here...
Aressar
05/13/2024
02:40 PM
#10
Why wouldn't I take it? Better to have it and not need it than need it and not have it.
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Golden_Key33
05/13/2024
02:47 PM
#11
Aressar posted...
Why wouldn't I take it? Better to have it and not need it than need it and not have it.
Heh, didn't think about it like that. I'll take it.
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TheOtherMike
05/13/2024
02:47 PM
#12
JustMyOpinion posted...
There's no downside to taking the deal. It just gives you an option you don't have to exercise.

Aressar posted...
Why wouldn't I take it? Better to have it and not need it than need it and not have it.

These. If I'm ever in a plane about to crash or a hostage situation I can nope right out of there.
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GrandConjuraton
05/13/2024
02:47 PM
#13
Vokrent posted...
hell yeah give me that deal.

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Guide
05/13/2024
02:51 PM
#14
Aressar posted...
Why wouldn't I take it? Better to have it and not need it than need it and not have it.

Exactly
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Pikachuchupika
05/13/2024
03:03 PM
#15
You guys are telling me you won't ever just start using it because of your curiosity? One day you'll be bored and you're going to use it without caring about the side effect. That's at least 2 years off your life for a roundtrip. Then there'll be subsequent times when you think may need it and you will use it too. It'll become an addiction and then you end up dying at the age of 50 lol
HotDogMayo
05/13/2024
03:03 PM
#16
TheOtherMike posted...
These. If I'm ever in a plane about to crash or a hostage situation I can nope right out of there.

But what if you were supposed to survive the crash and your actual death date was exactly a year from the crash?
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Sephiroth_C_Ryu
05/13/2024
03:14 PM
#17
Yes. Having it doesn't mean I have to use it. And one year is a small price to pay if the alternative is dying due to something you can use it to avoid.

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The_Popo
05/13/2024
03:18 PM
#18
Each use = No way in hell

If it was just a blanket lifetime access thing, Id heavily consider it.
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Relient_K
05/13/2024
03:19 PM
#19
JustMyOpinion posted...
There's no downside to taking the deal. It just gives you an option you don't have to exercise.

This assumes perfect self control. It would be very easy to trick yourself I to trying it "just once or twice" or "just for this one concert" or whatever . It would only take a short lapse in judgement to permanently cut your life short.

I agree with what you're saying, it could easily save your life so it is worth having just for that, but I voted no because I don't want to decide one day that seeing Greece is the most important thing to me and realizing after I lost 2 years of my life on a round trip that I got almost nothing out of.
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Vokrent
05/13/2024
03:21 PM
#20
Pikachuchupika posted...
You guys are telling me you won't ever just start using it because of your curiosity? One day you'll be bored and you're going to use it without caring about the side effect. That's at least 2 years off your life for a roundtrip. Then there'll be subsequent times when you think may need it and you will use it too. It'll become an addiction and then you end up dying at the age of 50 lol
oh i would absolutely use it willy nilly for the hell of it.
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AlveinFencer
05/13/2024
03:23 PM
#21
I'd be more worried about teleporting into a person or object. I'd rather not find out what rules I'm dealing with the hard way.
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TheMikh
05/13/2024
03:23 PM
#22
teleport to the top of mount everest, get a nice glimpse and take some pictures, and teleport back

might take a couple years off my life but it's better than playing russian roulette attempting to climb it
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itachi15243
05/13/2024
03:26 PM
#23
I'd take it, save it for a special occasion or something.
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Deej
05/13/2024
03:30 PM
#24
So there's no downside?
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HOON
05/13/2024
04:06 PM
#25
Remember that were taking years off the END of your life. Those are the bad years. The old, decrepit, cant get it up even with pills years.

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Shadowblade
05/13/2024
06:47 PM
#26
>___>
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R1masher
05/13/2024
06:52 PM
#27
Wait, I get a year younger every time I teleport , nice
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Seaman_Prime
05/13/2024
06:52 PM
#28
Sure id only use it to save my life, like if somehow i found myself on a Boeing aircraft.
Irony
05/13/2024
06:53 PM
#29
Teleport to sun
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TheDurinator
05/13/2024
06:54 PM
#30
Sure why not, I'll use it if I'm in a plane that's crashing.
kelemvor
05/13/2024
07:45 PM
#31
I'd teleport off wolrd, maybe to an Alien planet where they have advanced powers in medicine to extend my lifespan. I could be like Rick Sanchez.
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