fuck why didn't anyone tell me alcohol was so good

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1337toothbrush posted...
Too bad it tastes like ass. Actually, maybe it's a good thing because otherwise I'd be addicted. I get the urge to drink from time to time but the taste wards me off. Be careful not to get addicted to this feeling. It's a crutch, not a proper solution to your problems.
Cocktails are dope but it's a bit of a pain to be the mixed/bartender at a party lol. And I'm too lazy to make cocktails at home
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