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Weezy_Tha_Don
05/15/2024
11:56 AM
#1
shit sucks. its not like a deep wound, but its enough to bleed for a little bit.

knew this would happen someday. about 2 months ago she leapt at me and clawed the head of my member
http://i.imgur.com/hwZyGuA.jpg - courtesy of the homie United_World
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Baron_Ox
05/15/2024
11:57 AM
#2
um, why was it exposed??
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Murphiroth
05/15/2024
11:57 AM
#3
Are you just hanging dong in front of the cat? Seems risky.
divot1338
05/15/2024
11:58 AM
#4
I remember getting a +12 inch vertical boost when my puppy tried to junp up on me when I stepped out of the shower. Adrenaline is amazing.

Sorry about your sack.

It sounds weird but you might want to try Destin. Its the only ointment youll be able to put on there that wont rub off immediately. After cleaning obviously.
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Weezy_Tha_Don
05/15/2024
12:04 PM
#5
Baron_Ox posted...
um, why was it exposed??

Murphiroth posted...
Are you just hanging dong in front of the cat? Seems risky.

she clawed through my boxers and basketball shorts i had on lol
http://i.imgur.com/hwZyGuA.jpg - courtesy of the homie United_World
haters can't stand me, like they got polio.
Robot2600
05/15/2024
12:15 PM
#6
Baron_Ox posted...
um, why was it exposed??

tell me you're not a cat owner without telling me you're not a cat owner
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itcheyness
05/15/2024
12:16 PM
#7
Baron_Ox posted...
um, why was it exposed??
I've had my cat claw through both my jeans and boxers to dig into my thigh.

I've also had him go through multiple blanket when we're playing in my bed.

Edit: The above sounds bad, so let me clarify. He likes laying in my bed next to me whilr I'm watching TV and pouncing and wrestling with my feet that are under blankets.
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Baron_Ox
05/15/2024
12:17 PM
#8
weird post.

I used to have a cat (RIP), but I never hung out with her while I was naked.

edit: at post 6
"I could never encapsulate all my cosmicality on my own."
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kingdrake2
05/15/2024
12:23 PM
#9
Baron_Ox posted...
I used to have a cat (RIP)


think it was 14 years since i had a cat.

she was an outdoor cat. about as tough as the dog i had (she was a trooper).
willing to endure medication as long as there was a high value treat after.
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