The first one will let me know if my crush likes meWhat if you find out if your crush thinks youre disgusting, and is only pretending to be nice to you out of being polite? Wouldnt that ruin you?
No longer need to pee or poop
Who the hell would want an acute sense of smell? That's like the worst one possible. Enjoy smelling everyone's breath, B.O, and smegma, and catching the whiff of a garbage dumpster from a full mile away. Oh, and you'll be able to tell whenever someone is having sex within your vicinity. That'll certainly make family get-togethers fun.But think about all the small things you can find; like you can find lost coins and bills.
What if you find out if your crush thinks youre disgusting, and is only pretending to be nice to you out of being polite? Wouldnt that ruin you?
Read 50x faster. I'm already a pretty fast reader. So going from 350 words per minute, to 1750 words per minute that would be pretty quick. I could read Lord of the Rings in roughly 6 hours.You forgot a 0 there. You'd go from 350 words per minute to 17,500 words per minute. You'd be able to read the entire trilogy in about 32 minutes
Teleportation could easily save your life, and the ability to bypass all kinds of obstacles and difficult terrain has tons of uses.But how do you get back?
But how do you get back?wait an hour?
You forgot a 0 there. You'd go from 350 words per minute to 17,500 words per minute. You'd be able to read the entire trilogy in about 32 minutesI feel like at this point you'd only ever be able to read e-books since you'd probably destroy physical books from flipping the pages too fast. you'd be going faster than a page every 2 seconds
I feel like at this point you'd only ever be able to read e-books since you'd probably destroy physical books from flipping the pages too fast. you'd be going faster than a page every 2 secondsAs someone who only does physical books I do wonder if the limit by which I can turn pages would offset the power too much. I'm assuming the increased reading speed doesn't make me physically turn pages faster ofc.
Read peoples minds about me. I am an attorney, and this would basically make my job exponentially easierIm surprised the number of people giving up peeing and pooping. Sometimes, peeing and pooping feels so good.
I wouldnt give up having to pee or poo, because sometimes you can use that excuse to get out of uncomfortable situations
Flying for sureFlying would be fun, but it uses up as much of your stamina as full sprinting. You wouldn't be able to fly for long with that.
considered the teleport but the cooldown ruins it
the no peeing or pooping thing would be clutch but thats not as fun as freaking flying
I would like to understand animals.Probably food and sex.
I had to take care of my brothers iggy for a while some years ago, and I swear, it had more smarts than is expected out of a "dumb" reptile.
I could see it in his eyes when he was upset, calm, confused, curious etc. but I would've have wanted to know what exactly he was thinking about.
Flying would be fun, but it uses up as much of your stamina as full sprinting. You wouldn't be able to fly for long with that.I mean, I can do a high intensity interval on a treadmill for a minute+
I mean, I can do a high intensity interval on a treadmill for a minute+Fair enough. If I got the power to fly I'd want to be able to fly for hours at a time, so that caveat ruins it for me lol
flying for a minute at a time is still pretty cool and at that speed you can get a decent distance
still worth it imo
Flying would be fun, but it uses up as much of your stamina as full sprinting. You wouldn't be able to fly for long with that.With that limitation, it's functionally little better than the teleportation option, because if it's not within line of sight you probably won't have the stamina to fly to it. Teleportation would get you to higher places unless you put a lot of training in, without the danger of getting too tired before reaching safety so you don't become a modern version of the flight of Icarus.
With that limitation, it's functionally little better than the teleportation option, because if it's not within line of sight you probably won't have the stamina to fly to it. Teleportation would get you to higher places unless you put a lot of training in, without the danger of getting too tired before reaching safety so you don't become a modern version of the flight of Icarus.Yeah, it would be more useful if TC said jogging. Sprinting means your max running speed, so it would be hard to increase the duration of that
The ability to say "I am a great magician...your clothes are red!" and have it actually mean something is too good to pass up.*Changes the color of one person's shirt*
Probably food and sex.There were moments where I put a dish of fresh veggies before him and he completely ignored it.
Reading is like the only really good oneFor most people, it'll only ever enable them to read ALL the social media, they would need to be able to actually do something with all that information, and anybody who's ever tried cramming for an exam knows you can totally overwhelm yourself. The ability doesn't change your mental acuity or memory at all, so you can read all the books in one day but good luck remembering it all properly. Going too hard could really turn your head into a jumble of unconnected trivia as you struggle to remember the important things you need.
Does not needing to use the restroom anymore come with not having to worry about digestive issues too including colon cancer? If so, this one hands down.Yea, no problems with any peeing or pooping issues. You will never have any diseases related to it or desire to pee/poop.
If not, I guess teleportation. The rest of the abilities are awful aside from the reading fast one.
Yea, no problems with any peeing or pooping issues. You will never have any diseases related to it or desire to pee/poop.If you had said that from the beginning, that makes this a more interesting choice, especially for people with a history of colon or bladder cancer, they can instantly eliminate their biggest potential cause of premature death from a disease that can have lasting impacts on your life if you survive it.
Yea, no problems with any peeing or pooping issues. You will never have any diseases related to it or desire to pee/poop.I choose this hands down. Not needing to worry that is a godsend to me.