Scenario: You fall asleep and find your body covered in fur

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You got the chimpanzee virus it turns human into chimp wat do!
Fammy fam
Oooh oooh oooh ah ah*scratches armpits*
I'm the eyehole man. I'm the only one that's allowed to have eyeholes! Get up on outta here with my eyeholes!
Neat. I've always wanted to be hairier.
Have you seen the Yellow Sign?
Quando omni flunkus moritati
I would have preferred to get the bonobo virus, if I had to contract a virus that mutates humans into Pan genus species at all. Bonobos are generally very chill and friendly, while chimpanzees are basically the total opposite.
Like when my cat lays on me
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Does that mean I have hair on my head again? I'm already halfway there everywhere else.
The food here is terrible. My steak was so tough it attacked my coffee and the coffee was too weak to defend itself.
Current Events » Scenario: You fall asleep and find your body covered in fur