coney dog
everything else is nasty. if you know what a coney dog is, you know it's better than the other options.
"chili dogs" need not apply, they're basically a much worse version of the coney dog...which makes total sense, because ANYTHING compared to perfection will always seem worse.. which the coney dog? it is perfect.
41 And whosoever shall compel thee to go a mile, go with him twain.
3 Know ye not that we shall judge angels? how much more things that pertain to this life?