UnholyMudcrab posted...
Has literally anyone had a single thought about Angry Birds in the last 5 years?
I was looking for a simple phone game to play with Little Devsman about three years ago, and Angry Birds sounded like just the ticket. Turns out, Angry Birds no longer existed, so it was like Angry Birds 2 or some other, like Angry Birds on the Beach or something (I don't remember) so I tried Angry Birds 2.
It was total bullshit. The damn thing had cutscenes, and tutorials and all sorts of shit, so I deleted it and installed Catapult Quest instead and it was so much better. Just start a level and shoot monkies out of catapults. We called it Monkies. He LOVED Monkies, lol.