Was he going for a Ronaldo WC 98 look? Where he knows it's awful and he's trolling to get people talking about him? Or does he unironically think it doesn't look awful?
Landon Donovan sounds like the rich-but-coldhearted starter boyfriend in a Hallmark movie that the lead eventually dumps for the handsome, rugged carpenter or something.
THE FIGHT WILL CONTINUE, AS LONG AS THE AMERICA INSIDE MY HEART IS STILL ALIVE