Clark pitches the product - where a 12-pack of 16.9oz bottles cost $21 - by insisting that every sip of the conservative water is not just refreshing, its rebellious, and its unapologetic to drink this in public.
The water also advertises it has a frequency of 432hz. Some New Age spiritualists believe that sounds tuned to the frequency can promote spiritual growth or healing or chakra alignment or any other number of beneficial effects.
Is there something you need to apologize for drinking in public?Vodka, maybe?
This is actually pretty genius marketing. I might have to try doing something like this lmaoI was thinking the exact same thing.
You can sell anti-woke repackaged dog shit and conservative morons will buy it to validate themselves.
The source of said water: toilet water from lib households.
The source of said water: toilet water from lib households.Better, it's 50/50 toilet water/bud light (woke edition)
Wait wtf is woke water thenWater without the lead and with fluoride.
I will stick with edgy woke canned water.Liquid Death is great
Liquid Death is greatYes it is.
If Trump somehow wins the presidency again in November, with enough dumbass voters in swing states either voting for him or sitting out to flip those states. I might just have to throw up my hands and get into the grifting business at that point. I doubt I'll be fleeing the country anyways.I've thought so many times about how the far left and far right alike would both be so easy to grift. I just don't have it in me to actually stoop to that level (and more importantly, the fact that I'd still essentially be promoting those views even if I didn't actually agree with them).
I already have my name-brand water picked out: Liberal Tears Water.