'Anti-woke' water becomes a hit for conservatives

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Lmao, it's just expensive-ass water.

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/anti-woke-water-conservatives-freedom2o-b2564039.html



Clark pitches the product - where a 12-pack of 16.9oz bottles cost $21 - by insisting that every sip of the conservative water is not just refreshing, its rebellious, and its unapologetic to drink this in public.

The water also advertises it has a frequency of 432hz. Some New Age spiritualists believe that sounds tuned to the frequency can promote spiritual growth or healing or chakra alignment or any other number of beneficial effects.

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You can sell anti-woke repackaged dog shit and conservative morons will buy it to validate themselves.
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conservatives are so easy to steal from yet they complain about never having money
This is actually pretty genius marketing. I might have to try doing something like this lmao
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sounds like a good way to make money. idiots on the right will buy that shit up
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Remember when they sold that expensive ass maga beer when Anheuser Busch acknowledged trans people? Lol
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Reminds me of this:

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JACKBUTTMOMMY posted...
Is there something you need to apologize for drinking in public?
Vodka, maybe?
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someone should sell them the alternative to "woke" soy and almond milk: beef milk
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BlueBoy675 posted...
This is actually pretty genius marketing. I might have to try doing something like this lmao
I was thinking the exact same thing.

If we pooled our resources together we could make a damn killing in the current political climate.
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Wait wtf is woke water then
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I bet the people who buy this are the same folks who say stuff like Smart Water? More like dumb water if you pay that much
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The source of said water: toilet water from lib households.
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I'm going to buy some bottles of this water, fill them with tap water, then get rich as fuck.
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Cemith posted...
You can sell anti-woke repackaged dog shit and conservative morons will buy it to validate themselves.


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What are the chances it has lead in it?
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Strider102 posted...
The source of said water: toilet water from lib households.

Even worse, it's just repackaged Dasani.
Rage is a hell of an anesthetic.
These people would pay for the air they breathed if it owned the libs
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Strider102 posted...
The source of said water: toilet water from lib households.
Better, it's 50/50 toilet water/bud light (woke edition)
@('_')@
Nothing says rebellion and free thinking quite like lapping up a corporate scam.

Note: the people who buy this are the same people who pulsate with rage about corporate virtue signalling during Pride.
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Step one, aquire recycling plant
Step two write anti woke air on water bottles, and sell at Trump rallies, become richer than Jeff Bezos.
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Toonstrack posted...
Wait wtf is woke water then
Water without the lead and with fluoride.
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I 100% want to dig up a pile of dirt from my back yard, throw it in little 1 ounce containers, and sell it as "freedom dust".

You sprinkle it on your lawn, and it stops the "Woke" from entering your property.
You gotta laugh. That is the one thing at the end of your life you will not wish you did less of.
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lol
If Trump somehow wins the presidency again in November, with enough dumbass voters in swing states either voting for him or sitting out to flip those states. I might just have to throw up my hands and get into the grifting business at that point. I doubt I'll be fleeing the country anyways.

I already have my name-brand water picked out: Liberal Tears Water.

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I will stick with edgy woke canned water.
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creativerealms posted...
I will stick with edgy woke canned water.
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Liquid Death is great
Yes it is.
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ShaneMcComez posted...
If Trump somehow wins the presidency again in November, with enough dumbass voters in swing states either voting for him or sitting out to flip those states. I might just have to throw up my hands and get into the grifting business at that point. I doubt I'll be fleeing the country anyways.

I already have my name-brand water picked out: Liberal Tears Water.
I've thought so many times about how the far left and far right alike would both be so easy to grift. I just don't have it in me to actually stoop to that level (and more importantly, the fact that I'd still essentially be promoting those views even if I didn't actually agree with them).
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