So basically, I get $2,400 a day. Every time I speak a sentence, I lose $1,500. This means I can speak, on average, once per day and still keep $900. Once I've spoken twice, I would actually owe $600.
Between my current job and my wife, that would not be reasonable for me. I can't get away with speaking that little.
If I were single, and were either unemployed or worked a remote job and could get away without talking to someone for days, I could probably bank enough "talk time" for those rare days that I do need to speak to someone and still be profitable. Though I still don't know if it would be worth it.
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