I'm talking places like Chick-fil-A. Like what if people have a name that's hard to pronounce and they don't get it? They get my name wrong all the time and mine is not that difficult. It's just fucking annoying. Just assign people a number.Number 23!
Number 23!Thirteen and thirty, fourteen and forty, fifteen and fifty, sixteen and sixty, seventeen and seventy, eighteen and eighty, nineteen and ninety are the worst contenders, but it's easier to understand if you just say each number individually.
Hey that's mine! She said 33 bitch!
Tell them your name is Donald Trump, and if they give you a funny look, just say, "Yeah, I know, it's confusing" and when they call out for you, watch all the other people in the place look around in confusion. Be sure to deny ever saying the name you gave them was Donald Trump if they point you out.