went strip club hopping with a friend

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Reading posts on subreddits about how strip clubs have strict no touching policies/dont offer sex is hilarious in hindsight. The strippers were so handsy that i almost feel like I got assaulted, and i can probably count on one hand how many of them DIDN'T offer some kind of sexual favor in the back. i always turned it down because why would i want to fuck a stripper, but just wow
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we started at like 5:30pm, first club was dead naturally besides the owners and some strippers sitting around. my friend got hit with the "wanna buy me a drink?" by the bartender and i knew exactly what it was from my research but yknow fuck it we were there to have a good time. Whoever was playing music(they were playing off either bluetooth or an aux cord) was not doing a good job as the music would literally stop after every song because there was nothing queue'd up and the music they were playing didn't really feel like good club music. I took a phone call for 5 minutes, came back in and my friend was getting danced on, spanking her too and im like relax dude they're gonna kick you out(i read about no touch policies in other clubs) but she said it was fine

not even 10 minutes later some dude gets forcefully removed from the club and the girl stops dancing to say look they're fighting... decided we had to get the hell up out of there shortly after and hit the next club which allowed nudity and oh boy was that it's own journey

the night was hilarious, i recommend club hopping CE
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They cost too much
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VeggetaX posted...
They cost too much
all things considered we didn't spend too much money. we hit 3 clubs, although we left the 3rd one immediately because it was SUPER dead. like 1 stripper on stage, and a small group in there and just went back to the first club.

i took out $700 in cash, gave money to my friend(he's currently unemployed), like prob at least $150, $32 on drinks, some singles going out, $50 cover charge at 2nd club with mandatory drinks for another 20 bucks or so, another few ones going out and i tossed a 5 for shits and giggles, then spent $60 on 2 dances on the redux trip to the first club and was a little more open about throwing singles(I mean i'd been kind of a hardass all night, might as well spend SOMETHING since i still had a shit ton of singles) and all together i still had $315 in cash in my wallet, didn't take any money back from my friend

all that considered less than $400 between 2 people for about 3 and a half hours isn't bad. If i was by myself or he had his own money I'd prob have spent maybe like $50-$100
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Every club I've been too seems to be fine with touching
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Dat_Cracka_Jax posted...
Every club I've been too seems to be fine with touching
i never wanna be that guy and initiate, i'm not an initiator because i'd rather not get kicked out lol. Honestly they seem less like clubs and more like prostitution fronts with the owners being their pimps lmao
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Akagami_Shanks posted...
i never wanna be that guy and initiate, i'm not an initiator because i'd rather not get kicked out lol. Honestly they seem less like clubs and more like prostitution fronts with the owners being their pimps lmao
The strippers will grab my hands and put them onto them to let me know they're good with it
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Sounds like you had a decent time. And yeah, people really don't know the extent of what goes down at these clubs. I had wild times at these places but I don't go anymore.
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JACKBUTTMOMMY posted...
Thats not funny.
Most strippers that I've spoken to have said that the money is often times not great (which is easy to believe when there is nobody in the club and I know how cheap we all are). So, when a girl does have extra services on offer, either discretely inside of the club or outside, I imagine that the entirety of that money is going into her pocket because that's her side op. If they're comfortable with that, then that's cool, I guess?
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On a really slow night I got to put a song on the jukebox. The strippers hate that, and they hate Static-X too, not cool.
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From what I understand the rule is the strippers can touch you but if you touch them there can be issues. Even then I'm sure there is plenty of touching and more going on that is not really talked about especially in the VIP areas.
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Only time I went to a strip club, a lap dancer had her period on my friend's jeans and a dancer had a bad bout of food poisoning or something on stage (it went out both ends)
DragulaRULEZ posted...
On a really slow night I got to put a song on the jukebox. The strippers hate that, and they hate Static-X too, not cool.
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I've dated strippers before, including one who was quite financially literate and used her money from 15 years of dancing to buy multiple rental properties. She was still a terribly unhappy woman.

As someone who has paid for sexual gratification, I'd rather spend $120 for a 45-year-old woman to give me a happy ending in a massage parlor. It just feels like it's spreading far less sadness into the world (in addition to being a much better bang for your buck if you're ok with attention from middle aged women).
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Never been to a strip club. I always call the local service and have the performer come to my house for a private show.
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UltimAXE posted...
Most strippers that I've spoken to have said that the money is often times not great (which is easy to believe when there is nobody in the club and I know how cheap we all are). So, when a girl does have extra services on offer, either discretely inside of the club or outside, I imagine that the entirety of that money is going into her pocket because that's her side op. If they're comfortable with that, then that's cool, I guess?
I can believe it, too many girls, not enough clientele if you're not in a huge metro area. 8pm on a friday and all you have in the club are a few college kids and maybe one drunk guy? You're certainly not making earthshattering amounts of money. Nobody really wants to go into a club and drop $300 either unless the services match the price. For a few dances i'm not dropping the price of a nintendo switch lmao gotta work for it
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Akagami_Shanks posted...
I can believe it, too many girls, not enough clientele if you're not in a huge metro area. 8pm on a friday and all you have in the club are a few college kids and maybe one drunk guy? You're certainly not making earthshattering amounts of money. Nobody really wants to go into a club and drop $300 either unless the services match the price. For a few dances i'm not dropping the price of a nintendo switch lmao gotta work for it

It likely really depends on the club and the girl, I'm sure some guys that really want female attention and don't get it in RL might be more willing to drop $50+ if they go out.

The notion that they get the "ballers" that drop $100's like it's nothing that is rare outside of the big cities and even then the top clubs likely have it happen more.
Getting too damn old for this crap!
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