i got a jury summons once. just told them i'm a man of faith and i believe that it's only up to god to place judgement on others. they basically kicked me out right after lol.
i didn't want to do it anyways. and ultimately i wouldn't have had to because the dude decided to take a plea deal or something. at least that's what i've heard, and the trial never actually happened.
i know a few others in town who were also summoned for that same trial. i don't know what the defendant did but it must be something pretty bad if everybody and their dogs were getting interviewed for jury duty.
I cant afford a good vacation, so i'm just going to drink until i dont know where i am.