Apparently, Mark 'Grummz' Kern has been leading a double life as a (no horny)

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CyricZ
03/30/2025
04:55 AM
#1
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L_ftiA5fl38

In short, using legally available information, it has been deduced that for the last two decades, former Blizzard developer and current right-wing reactionary and "anti woke crusader for video games" Mark Kern has been using money he has received over that time to finance pornography.

Not that there's anything wrong with making pornography, but there IS something wrong with fraud.

Anyway, the video is a little dramatique simply because they wanted to get something up before lawyers and attempts to strike came. Skip to 13:00 if you know who Grummz is and don't need the recap.
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UnfairRepresent
03/30/2025
05:01 AM
#2
CyricZ posted...
"anti woke crusader for video games"
*rolls eyes*
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WingsOfGood
03/30/2025
05:03 AM
#3
So he hates woke cause he wants gamers horny so they will watch his porn?

Shocked Pikachu face when Trump blanket bans porn nationally
Zero_Destroyer
03/30/2025
05:28 AM
#4
This is one of the funniest bits ever. To be clear, this guy posts all day on twitter about "woke" games, but;

-He's had over a decade of scams and no delivery on games he's been a part of
-He's a failed pornographer for a period that stretches back to 1997 on lesbian fetishism
-His wife divorced him
-He's a tax cheat
-He registered his porn shit in his aging mother's name
-All he does is post all day on twitter to get Elon Musk's attention
-He's approaching his SIXTIES
-He made no discernable effort to cover his tracks, but the moment people picked it up he's started to scrub whatever he can to a failed end

he has to be one of the most embarassing people on the internet right now
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DUKLegend
03/30/2025
05:40 AM
#5
You cannot make this shit up. Apparently, one of the series he had on there was a breast feeding series. Reminder that when Blizzard went through their lawsuit there was a disturbing story about someone working there drinking breast milk from the breakroom.
CyricZ
03/30/2025
05:41 AM
#6
Yeah I forgot to mention but lending credibility to this is the fact that after the investigation began, that was when this stuff started being scrubbed from the source end.
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Rush316
03/30/2025
05:43 AM
#7
Literally, Grummz complaining about a game makes me more interested in it.
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gikos
03/30/2025
05:43 AM
#8
Zero_Destroyer posted...
This is one of the funniest bits ever. To be clear, this guy posts all day on twitter about "woke" games, but;

-He's had over a decade of scams and no delivery on games he's been a part of
-He's a failed pornographer for a period that stretches back to 1997 on lesbian fetishism
-His wife divorced him
-He's a tax cheat
-He registered his porn shit in his aging mother's name
-All he does is post all day on twitter to get Elon Musk's attention
-He's approaching his SIXTIES
-He made no discernable effort to cover his tracks, but the moment people picked it up he's started to scrub whatever he can to a failed end

he has to be one of the most embarassing people on the internet right now
he sounds like our usual banned chuds but more embarrassing then they are
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ai123
03/30/2025
05:52 AM
#9
It's funny how these 'anti woke' fuckers often seem to be deeply unpleasant people in their personal lives, isn't it?

Almost as if being a shit in one area of your life makes it more likely you will be a shit in others.
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St0rmFury
03/30/2025
06:00 AM
#10
Never liked that guy.
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StormSignal
03/30/2025
06:39 AM
#11
that's... wow
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BakonBitz
03/30/2025
04:10 PM
#12
Bump since I was about to post a topic.

Yeah. Already knew he was pathetic but it's even worse. Active fraud for wasting his donated money on stuff that wasn't on what was promised, lives alone in his 60s, uses his mother's name under that porn he funded, etc.

It's clearly pretty bad because he didn't want any of this coming out. He swiftly blocked anyone who mentioned that this might come out, started deleting traces of it, and now he's claiming he's getting death threats because of course that's the usual deflection for sympathy points whenever bad shit surfaces about you.
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Umbreon
03/30/2025
04:12 PM
#13
Zero_Destroyer posted...
His wife divorced him


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CyricZ
03/30/2025
04:14 PM
#14
Zero_Destroyer posted...
His wife divorced him
According to the video they were temporarily separated but then reconciled and this was a while back.
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LightSnake
03/30/2025
04:16 PM
#15
Probably an improvement. Unlike his games, the porn involves people actually coming
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AceMos
03/31/2025
09:29 AM
#16
bump
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HighSeraph
03/31/2025
09:31 AM
#17
Isn't that catturd dude also 50 or 60? Wtf happened to gen x?
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ZeroX2010
03/31/2025
09:48 AM
#18
HighSeraph posted...
Isn't that catturd dude also 50 or 60? Wtf happened to gen x?

They became squares. Old and bitter.
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creativerealms
03/31/2025
09:53 AM
#19
WingsOfGood posted...
So he hates woke cause he wants gamers horny so they will watch his porn?

Shocked Pikachu face when Trump blanket bans porn nationally
Which is funny since woke is pretty much defeated (for the moment) and now the anti-woke are turning on each other with ether more religious of them trying to ban horny.
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MuscleRobo
03/31/2025
10:01 AM
#20
Wish these posts, video and call outs started with the fraud stuff. I saw so many "OMG, He's ..... HORNY?!" posts on twitter calling him out and just posting hentai? That's not as big a deal as pretty much every other thing being revealed. I was starting to wonder what the actual deal was until I saw this video in my recommended.
littlebro07
03/31/2025
10:11 AM
#21
LightSnake posted...
Probably an improvement. Unlike his games, the porn involves people actually coming

ayyyyyy
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teep_
03/31/2025
10:27 AM
#22
I saw some of this person's tweets. Cringe shit
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Prestoff
03/31/2025
01:09 PM
#23
MuscleRobo posted...
Wish these posts, video and call outs started with the fraud stuff. I saw so many "OMG, He's ..... HORNY?!" posts on twitter calling him out and just posting hentai? That's not as big a deal as pretty much every other thing being revealed. I was starting to wonder what the actual deal was until I saw this video in my recommended.

His scams and fraud stuff has already been known for awhile, but it's much easier for people on Twitter/X to make fun of someone for being a gooner. I think the funniest thing this video highlights is Grummz doing a terrible job hiding his digital footprints and immediately tries to hide the evidence the moment he starts to realize people are digging into him.
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YellowSUV
03/31/2025
08:46 PM
#24
HighSeraph posted...
Isn't that catturd dude also 50 or 60? Wtf happened to gen x?

Lead poisoning. They are even bigger Trump fans than Boomers.
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DrizztLink
03/31/2025
09:03 PM
#25
MuscleRobo posted...
Wish these posts, video and call outs started with the fraud stuff. I saw so many "OMG, He's ..... HORNY?!" posts on twitter calling him out and just posting hentai? That's not as big a deal as pretty much every other thing being revealed. I was starting to wonder what the actual deal was until I saw this video in my recommended.
I don't particularly care if someone wants to produce porn, but if they want to do it while being hypocrites on the subject I'll insult them openly.

It's like the whole "Republican Senator on Grindr/in an airport bathroom" thing, I don't care that they want to bone dudes, I care that they're actively screwing over the gay community while doing it incognito.
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