When you look for a world record and it's so extreme it's not even interesting.

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ReturnOfDevsman
06/08/2025
02:08 PM
#1
Like, the longest movie ever is 857 hours, and you just know that's one turd of a film even before I tell you it's slow motion footage of a pedometer being made in reverse.

You're just like, it should go without saying that shit like that doesn't count, lol.
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Shotgunnova
06/08/2025
02:10 PM
#2
You just don't understand the beauty of Pedometer: The Movie .
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JaiCSC
06/08/2025
02:11 PM
#3
If that's what's happening in it can it even be called a movie? What's the narrative structure, or plot, was it broadcast on TV or shown in cinemas?

I've spent too much time thinking on it already.
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ReturnOfDevsman
06/08/2025
02:17 PM
#4
Then you have cases like the fastest bicycle speed, where there are a billion categories based on how much they were willing to cheat.

Oh look here's the record for cyclists riding downhill after being towed to 100 mph.
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K-driver
06/08/2025
02:26 PM
#6
"Marvel movies aren't cinema, slow motion footage of pedometer being made in reverse is" - Martin Scorsese.
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JaiCSC
06/08/2025
02:29 PM
#7
Hmm. Deja Vu.

Weird when that happens.

Tying back to the topic, do you think there been an attempt for a most recorded Deja Vu? Or would that be too difficult to measure? Probably would.
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MartavisBryant
06/08/2025
03:33 PM
#8
You could always try to make the world's worst topic, TC. I'm not saying this topic is bad.
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The_Popo
06/08/2025
03:35 PM
#9
The sequel was a letdown
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AceMos
06/08/2025
03:40 PM
#10
what movie is it
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joaquintall
06/08/2025
03:43 PM
#11
16-BITTER posted...
The only interesting thing is the psychology behind those attempting these.

Like, what is the impetus for wanting to be known for standing on one foot for 76 hours?

Damn... that was achievable for me when it was at 34 hours.

But the dumbest thing about the Guinness book is that you can have some unique (albeit stupid) thing you can do, call them up, and prove it, and they will put you in the book.

At one point Kenny G got in the book for being able to sustain the longest note played (using circular breathing). That would have been painful to witness.
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Wolverine
06/08/2025
04:06 PM
#12
Logistics is philosophically deep. Never really heard anyone refer to it as a turd of a movie. If you haven't already do yourselves a favor and give it a watch.
MrResetti
06/08/2025
04:21 PM
#13
AceMos posted...
what movie is it

Shotgunnova posted...
Pedometer: The Movie

SilentSeph
06/08/2025
04:25 PM
#14
The_Popo posted...
The sequel was a letdown
It took too many steps backwards
Delicious and vicious, while maliciously nutritious.
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