What if Trump decides to release his own "Epstein" list?

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Kurt_Russel
07/10/2025
10:40 AM
#1
One day, he releases a statement claiming that his administration has uncovered the actual list and its a bunch of made-up names written in crayon.
I wouldnt put it past him, tbh.
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pinky0926
07/10/2025
10:49 AM
#2
You joke but what's to stop him doing a 1979 Ba'ath Party Purge? He just has to name people who are disloyal at this point, his goons do the rest.
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DevilSummoner
07/10/2025
10:50 AM
#3
I'm surprised he hasn't already
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joaquintall
07/10/2025
11:32 AM
#4
MAGA: Epstein is evil and so is anyone who ever got involved with him... like this Fred Flintstone librul and this SpongeBob Squarepants moron... like common sense people, why would you ever name your kid that, while also having all your 'e's spelled backwards.
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Agent_Stroud
07/10/2025
11:39 AM
#5
I figure the only reason why they havent done that is because they dont know who else might happen to have the actual client list since the previous administration had access to it as well as potentially Elmo and his protege Big Balls, and theyre worried about the real list getting published as a sort of mutually assured destruction if they try to go after their opponents with a fake list.
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LightSnake
07/10/2025
11:47 AM
#6
Agent_Stroud posted...
I figure the only reason why they havent done that is because they dont know who else might happen to have the actual client list since the previous administration had access to it as well as potentially Elmo and his protege Big Balls, and theyre worried about the real list getting published as a sort of mutually assured destruction if they try to go after their opponents with a fake list.

There is no list. Trump put literal Q-anon guys in the FBI and they haven't found anything. It's over.
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Agent_Stroud
07/10/2025
11:54 AM
#7
LightSnake posted...
There is no list. Trump put literal Q-anon guys in the FBI and they haven't found anything. It's over.

So why is Ghyslaine in jail then if there were no clients partaking in her and Jeffs heinous services?
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LightSnake
07/10/2025
11:58 AM
#8
Agent_Stroud posted...
So why is Ghyslaine in jail then if there were no clients partaking in her and Jeffs heinous services?

Grooming dozens of teenage girls to be abused by just one predator is still an extremely serious crime. And the victims who testified all told the same story: That of Ghislaine Maxwell befriending vulnerable girls, offering them an "internship" and then them being trapped as Epstein's slaves.

But this is a fair point in how silent social media was for the actual trial, with exceptions of people like TrueAnon and Adam Klasfeld who covered it in detail
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Squall28
07/10/2025
12:03 PM
#9
I mean, what's stopping him? Just ask his guys to type up a list of his enemies.
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ZevLoveDOOM
07/10/2025
12:06 PM
#10
i managed to get ahold of some of the names that are part of this new list before it's officially released. and before anyone asks, i have my sources and no, im not gonna reveal them cause of an NDA i had to sign.

anyway, some of these names are:

Bowser
Gargamel
Dr. Eggman
Voldemort
Dr. Cortex
Montgomery Burns

jefffan
07/10/2025
12:08 PM
#11
DevilSummoner posted...
I'm surprised he hasn't already
Right and names every Democrat politician.
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The_Wheelman1
07/10/2025
12:30 PM
#12
He will add a bunch of people he doesn't like. They dont have to be pedophiles Trump just wants them gone.

Likely every democrat politician, democrat voters, immigrants, gays/transgender, even people who never even stepped foot on the island will be on the list.
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WingsOfGood
07/10/2025
12:36 PM
#13
Because Trump is on the list and someone else has the list and blackmail power over him would be my guess
WingsOfGood
07/10/2025
12:38 PM
#14
LightSnake posted...
There is no list. Trump put literal Q-anon guys in the FBI and they haven't found anything. It's over.

The list isn't just one paper

It is a compilation

They said multiple times across multiple years they have flight logs, video evidence etc
LightSnake
07/10/2025
12:42 PM
#15
The_Wheelman1 posted...
He will add a bunch of people he doesn't like. They dont have to be pedophiles Trump just wants them gone.

Likely every democrat politician, democrat voters, immigrants, gays/transgender, even people who never even stepped foot on the island will be on the list.

i think we should worry less about false accusations of pedophilia and more about Trump, witj enough plausible deniability, inciting his followers to murder people and then pardoning them

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Kurt_Russel
07/10/2025
10:52 PM
#16
WingsOfGood posted...
Because Trump is on the list and someone else has the list and blackmail power over him would be my guess
Think Elmo has it?
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GeminiDeus
07/10/2025
10:57 PM
#17
Trump: "Literally the only name on the list is Joe Biden."
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