man. i just dont get partners who pass gas all day around each other

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Honestly get over it. Life's too short to complain about this stuff.
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doshindude posted...
Honestly get over it. Life's too short to complain about this stuff.
Dungeater posted...
i voiced my discomfort and moved on

Dungeater posted...
as i said, ultimately i can live with it. ive said my piece and if he cant abide, so be it. he's made other, larger compromises so i know this isnt simply out of lack of manners/consideration


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Jeff_AKA_Snoopy posted...
I mean... what about when your partner is sick? Do you hold their hair, rub their back while they vomit?

I've had to help my late wife onto and off the toilet before. Went into the shower together and I had to clean her body for her because she couldn't.

It's not glamorous, but that is a part of supporting those you love. Farts are NOTHING.
I literally had to pull shit from my SO's ass during her last couple months alive, and I'd still be doing it if she were alive and required it. Farts really are nothing. You can't love a person if you aren't willing to do gross things for them.
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I say this with love, but cant people bring up stuff on this board without people going to such a dark place?

I dont want my partner farting in front of me, that does not make me a terrible person.

I also just took care of my dad in hospice, I can be vulgar about what that just entailed as well. I did all that fun shit as well. We dont have to trauma dump to prove our points here. Relationship boundaries about hygiene/conduct/etc are separate issues.

It reminds me of the other day when Marvel was trying to talk about his issue with dating, and everyone got al pissy about their failures and he didnt even want to talk about his shit anymore because everyone got so weird. What the fuck is actually going on?
MotaroRIP619 posted...
I say this with love, but cant people bring up stuff on this board without people going to such a dark place?

I dont want my partner farting in front of me, that does not make me a terrible person.

I also just took care of my dad in hospice, I can be vulgar about what that just entailed as well. I did all that fun shit as well. We dont have to trauma dump to prove our points here. Relationship boundaries about hygiene/conduct/etc are separate issues.

It reminds me of the other day when Marvel was trying to talk about his issue with dating, and everyone got al pissy about their failures and he didnt even want to talk about his shit anymore because everyone got so weird. What the fuck is actually going on?
yeah...im not like, upset or anything. and im sorry to have evoked those memories for those people. but im confused as to why its going there
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Farts smell bad for a reason. You aren't supposed to enjoy them.
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MotaroRIP619 posted...
If you read the topic its literally been said multiple times that the spirit of the discussion is people that habitually fart in front of their partners. Like lifting their leg to rip ass in front of each other, Dutch ovening, that type of scenario I am sure.

Taking care of a sick partner is not included and should never even be a consideration.
I think there's different levels that people experience too. Like when I think of "my girlfriend farts in front of me" she's not like lifting her leg and letting out a super loud fart every few minutes or something. Just a little toot on a rare occasion (like a few times per week at most). I think it probably would bother me if she was ripping ass dozens of times a day
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Married 8.5 years, my wife and I have never done that in front of each other. We both agree it's just kinda gross to be doing in front of each other so we don't.

I've never been negatively affected by it, and as far as I can tell neither has she.
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NoxObscuras posted...
I think there's different levels that people experience too. Like when I think of "my girlfriend farts in front of me" she's not like lifting her leg and letting out a super loud fart every few minutes or something. Just a little toot on a rare occasion (like a few times per week at most). I think it probably would bother me if she was ripping ass dozens of times a day
its about 6-12 times a day. i dont count so i dont have an exact figure. its deff every day though

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TC should try holding in all farts for a day. It actually does start to hurt.
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Kisai posted...
TC should try holding in all farts for a day. It actually does start to hurt.
i do that for long stretches at work
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I hate farting around people. It actually embarrasses me to do it around anyone. Massive turn off. Massive.
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i understand
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Were all human, were all disgusting, and thats what makes us beautiful at the same time. Gas is just another part of all of that, it smells bad and all, but all the more reason to take the humor from it as well.
i dont get why youre responding with that, im sorry
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If youre not holding up a finger like sterling archer finishing a drink, are you really passing gas?
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As nasty as it, it's just normal to do it.
The longer you hold it the worse it'll be for you, up to the point your body forces the gas out of you. Yeah that can happen otherwise your body starts to bloat.
https://youtu.be/GgVQOSxlUV0?feature=shared
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Homeless_Waifu posted...
As nasty as it, it's just normal to do it.
The longer you hold it the worse it'll be for you, up to the point your body forces the gas out of you. Yeah that can happen otherwise your body starts to bloat.
Go to the bathroom. It's not hard.
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why is it either rip repeated ass all day in front of someone or hold it in to the point of sickness? im genuinely asking
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Dissident_77 posted...
Go to the bathroom. It's not hard.
I'm just saying, like it can happen abruptly.
Especially if you're moving around a lot or lifting something.
https://youtu.be/GgVQOSxlUV0?feature=shared
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but that's obviously not what this thread is about...im confused why people keep interpreting it as some crusade against gas as a concept
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I think it's more of a matter of it being a mutual experience (acceptance?) Where everyone and anyone can experience this phenomenon, personally I feel this issue is more of philosophical sort of issue? We discourage people from farting but accept other things as being "normal"?
https://youtu.be/GgVQOSxlUV0?feature=shared
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i try not to burp in front of people as well but that one doesnt bother me

im pretty annoyed that a lead mod came in and said what he said, then accused me of pearl clutching when i said it was out of line and out of proportion

these are adults
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Yeah that mod was interesting to say the least.

OMG when people just power burp and it sounds like theyre gonna puke. Makes me want to die.

My parents were pretty strict on us about being private with that stuff, and I am grateful that they were. I think its gross and embarrassing. I also worked at a prison for an extended period so Im over farting and burping and all that. Ive seen (and smelt) enough.
my parents essentially didnt raise me, so i formed this trait organically i guess
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Dungeater posted...
i make no such demands or expectations. everyone is their own person. i dont know why people are getting so extra with their interpretations of what im saying

it's ce
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Dungeater posted...
my partner is one. ive voiced that i dislike it but if he's feeling bloated or unwell im not gonna demand he accommodate me. but even then it happens several times daily, grosses me out every time but im not gonna shame anyone over it

apparently some people have this degree of incontinence where "it just slips out"? incontinence is a strong word, i just dk what else to call it

@Asherlee10 i kno u vibe w/ me on this

This is such a weird take.
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Switch him to a low FODMAP diet. Bet a lot of the gas will go away.
Homeless_Waifu posted...
I'm just saying, like it can happen abruptly.
Especially if you're moving around a lot or lifting something.
Uh no. I don't just accidentally fart
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Asherlee10 posted...
Yeah you caught some undeserved nonsense in this topic and I don't think it's hard to navigate context and nuance to this.

It's like some folks on CE really can't understand that sometimes you make a topic to just vent about whatever's on your mind. You're not telling people what to do or how to think. It's how you think about those things and sometimes folks relate.

In this case, you knew I would and I do. If someone can't relate, then they can buzz off.
i appreciate it. sometimes when its mostly everyone but oneself, it can start to feel a bit brainfuzzy

LSGW_Zephyra posted...
This is such a weird take.
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Dissident_77 posted...
Uh no. I don't just accidentally fart
I can promise you that a few times your body released gas on its own whether or not you were aware of it. I don't mean it in a bad way it's just what the human body does

After all we breath in oxygen and release CO...
https://youtu.be/GgVQOSxlUV0?feature=shared
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Homeless_Waifu posted...
I can promise you that a few times your body released gas on its own whether or not you were aware of it. I don't mean it in a bad way it's just what the human body does

After all we breath in oxygen and release CO...
Okay, it has happened. But we are talking like maybe once a month on average.

People in this thread act like it just happens all the time.
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loafy013 posted...
You must be a woman. Guys find farts hysterical and it's a shame you want to take one of life's simple joys away from your son.
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It strikes me as a very childish take. Gas happens. It feels weird to complain about it on a message board.
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LSGW_Zephyra posted...
It strikes me as a very childish take. Gas happens. It feels weird to complain about it on a message board.
Going around farting in front of others is childish. It is literally what children do.
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Dissident_77 posted...
Going around farting in front of others is childish. It is literally what children do.
Unless it's Fable.

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Dissident_77 posted...
Going around farting in front of others is childish. It is literally what children do.

Only if it's on purpose.
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LSGW_Zephyra posted...
It strikes me as a very childish take. Gas happens. It feels weird to complain about it on a message board.
I don't understand why you're saying what you're saying, sorry
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If you found someone you could pass gas in front of without embarrassment, shame, or ridicule, I'd say you found your soulmate.
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Dungeater posted...
I don't understand why you're saying what you're saying, sorry

Just how I feel about your topic. No more no less
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LSGW_Zephyra posted...
Only if it's on purpose.
This is what I don't get. I work in the corporate world and have meetings all the time. How often does someone fart? Virtually never. Adults can control it.
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LSGW_Zephyra posted...
Just how I feel about your topic. No more no less
ok?

nocturnal_traveler posted...
If you found someone you could pass gas in front of without embarrassment, shame, or ridicule, I'd say you found your soulmate.
i know i can do it in front of my husband and he wouldn't bat an eye. i just choose not to, because it's not something i care to do in front of others. the same way i excuse myself if i hit a coughing fit, or if i have to blow my nose. it's how id like to be treated, so in turn i do the same
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Dissident_77 posted...
This is what I don't get. I work in the corporate world and have meetings all the time. How often does someone fart? Virtually never. Adults can control it.

Yeah, I don't know what kind of world you live in.

ok?

You create a topic explaining your feelings. I said my feelings and that's that. Sometimes interactions aren't more complicated then that
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Dissident_77 posted...
This is what I don't get. I work in the corporate world and have meetings all the time. How often does someone fart? Virtually never. Adults can control it.
right?

LSGW_Zephyra posted...
You create a topic explaining your feelings. I said my feelings and that's that. Sometimes interactions aren't more complicated then that
alright?
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