Chicago gang members are armed with Switches

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VeggetaX
09/08/2025
11:23 AM
#1
Finally we can settle this shit in Smash Bros or Mario Kart

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/4/48c71ec8.jpg
Don't like it? Don't watch it. It's that simple
Dictator of Nice Guys
DipDipDiver
09/08/2025
11:25 AM
#2
Trump gonna declare war on Nintendo next
Sack to crack, going to town
Evening_Dragon
09/08/2025
11:25 AM
#3
Mario the fuck up
And which of you by worrying can add a single hour to your span of life?
It's Guide
Simon_Petrikov
09/08/2025
11:30 AM
#4
Chicago got a deep Smash community, can't lie (or did back in the 4/early Ultimate era).
Will happen, happening, happened
http://i.imgur.com/V0NMmmo.png
Deej
09/08/2025
11:31 AM
#5
Trump Nintendoesn't know what's waiting for him on these streets
Hey, everyone, what's going on in this topic? Oh.
HashtagSEP
09/08/2025
11:32 AM
#6
Expect Nintendrone strikes.
#SEP #Awesome #Excellent #Greatness #SteveNash #VitaminWater #SmellingLikeTheVault #Pigeon #Sexy #ActuallyAVeryIntelligentVelociraptor #Heel #CoolSpot #EndOfSig
VeggetaX
09/08/2025
12:04 PM
#7
But for real I did not know Switches means pistols. Did yall? Clearly I'm not from Chicago lol
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/5/5c672bec.png
Don't like it? Don't watch it. It's that simple
Dictator of Nice Guys
ReturnOfDevsman
09/08/2025
12:07 PM
#8
Mama mia!
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NoxObscuras
09/08/2025
12:09 PM
#9
VeggetaX posted...
But for real I did not know Switches means pistols. Did yall? Clearly I'm not from Chicago lol
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/5/5c672bec.png
I did, yeah. It's used in more places than just Chicago
Steam/Xbox/PSN = NoxObscuras
K-driver
09/08/2025
12:11 PM
#10
VeggetaX posted...
But for real I did not know Switches means pistols. Did yall? Clearly I'm not from Chicago lol
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/5/5c672bec.png
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/d/d879aac2.jpg
LURKING HARD!
or hardly lurking, see?
VeggetaX
09/08/2025
12:12 PM
#11
K-driver posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/d/d879aac2.jpg
And all this time I thought Mario was from Brooklyn
Don't like it? Don't watch it. It's that simple
Dictator of Nice Guys
ReturnOfDevsman
09/08/2025
12:13 PM
#12
K-driver posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/d/d879aac2.jpg
One night, many years ago, I turned off my N64 and I heard a voice whispering "Kill... Kill... Kill..."

So I asked "Satan? Is that you?"

The voice answered "No! It's-a me: Mario!"
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K181
09/08/2025
12:13 PM
#13
Gang: Snitches get Switches
Me: Nice!
Gang: No wait, we meant...
Me: Yay Nintendo.
Irregardless, for all intensive purposes, I could care less.
https://youtu.be/lMss1CeHOiM
wanderingshade
09/08/2025
12:19 PM
#14
Really though, gang members aren't going to beat National Guard in a firefight with a 1911 or M9. I don't think a lot of those guys even learn how to use it that well. You ever heard of a color gang gang banger going to a firing range and doing firing drills with their strap?
"You're made of spare parts, aren't ya, bud?"
Strider102
09/08/2025
12:22 PM
#15
Someone runs up "Itsa me, MARIO!!!!
"I dreamt I was a moron."
NoxObscuras
09/08/2025
12:26 PM
#16
wanderingshade posted...
Really though, gang members aren't going to beat National Guard in a firefight with a 1911 or M9. I don't think a lot of those guys even learn how to use it that well. You ever heard of a color gang gang banger going to a firing range and doing firing drills with their strap?
I doubt anyone is actually going to shoot at the national guard. It didn't happen in other cities and Chicago isn't the only city with gangs
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VeggetaX
09/08/2025
08:36 PM
#17
Bump
Don't like it? Don't watch it. It's that simple
Dictator of Nice Guys
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Srk700
09/08/2025
08:45 PM
#19
DipDipDiver posted...
Trump gonna declare war on Nintendo next

Nintendo Ninjas are ruthless. Thats probably not a war he wants to be fighting.
Zikten
09/08/2025
08:49 PM
#20
Trump's soldiers show up armed with Nintendo Switches

Then the gangs arrive and they all pull Switch 2's out of their pockets. And the soldiers start to panic
ReturnOfDevsman
09/09/2025
11:10 AM
#21
Srk700 posted...
Nintendo Ninjas
Nintenjas
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JoeDangIt
09/09/2025
11:16 AM
#22
Here a switch is a small branch used for beating kids.
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