What if your every day commute was going to be like Mario Kart

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Kurumiee
09/20/2025
08:06 AM
#1
Thoughts?
11-1-2020 - DuranOfForcena: ''aight i'mma head out''
SocialistGamer
09/20/2025
08:09 AM
#2
Everyone would be dead from blue shells.
Capcom is the best developer ever!
Steam ID: SocialistGamer92
Southernfatman
09/20/2025
08:12 AM
#3
Everyone else would be MK. I'd be Twisted Metal.
Fix your hearts or die.
When I sin I sin real good.
asdf8562
09/20/2025
08:14 AM
#4
We would be dead
Awakened_Link
09/20/2025
08:23 AM
#5
200cc engine and I'll never be late for work again
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Formerly known as Coleby
Kurumiee
09/20/2025
08:28 AM
#6
SocialistGamer posted...
Everyone would be dead from blue shells.


And not from the giant nuke?
11-1-2020 - DuranOfForcena: ''aight i'mma head out''
Bleuets
09/20/2025
08:36 AM
#7
My daily commute is like Mario Kart. We be driving crazy out here.
K181
09/20/2025
09:06 AM
#8
https://youtu.be/n4I5bD650o0
https://youtu.be/1XSysnj2Bk0
Irregardless, for all intensive purposes, I could care less.
https://youtu.be/lMss1CeHOiM
monkmith
09/20/2025
09:12 AM
#9
i wish i could throw shit at reckless drivers. every tailgater would get a green shell to the face.
Taarsidath-an halsaam.
Quando il gioco e finito, il re e il pedone vanno nella stessa scatola
nocturnal_traveler
09/20/2025
09:35 AM
#10
Los Angeles: Am I a joke to you?!
--I understand your opinion. I just don't care about it. ~Jedah--
sfcalimari
09/20/2025
09:39 AM
#11
monkmith posted...
i wish i could throw shit at reckless drivers. every tailgater would get a green shell to the face.

Tailgating? That's a banana peel.
I will now sell five copies of the Three EP's by the Beta Band.
Delirious_Beard
09/20/2025
08:04 PM
#12
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z9z4_pEemV4

the commute is unironically more compelling
https://i.imgur.com/hLHUnOI.jpg
You act like I don't know my own way home
ToiletDuck64
09/20/2025
08:08 PM
#13
sfcalimari posted...
Tailgating? That's a banana peel.
The spinout from a banana peel can be prevented; when one is hit by a green shell...not so much.
Watch this space...
MI4_REAL
09/20/2025
08:11 PM
#14
I would never need insurance, the karts never take any damage.
"Er...well, y'know. You can't make an omelette without um...destroying a forest.....or something" -Black Mage
ReturnOfDevsman
09/22/2025
01:26 PM
#15
SocialistGamer posted...
Everyone would be dead from blue shells.
Nah, there's always someone ahead of you.
Arguing on CE be all like:
https://youtu.be/JpRKrs67lOs?si=kPGA2RCKVHTdbVrJ
Raycon
09/22/2025
01:41 PM
#16
I would never make it to work.
I must have looked a fool playing with a backwards DS, teary eyed solving a Sudoku puzzle -Lordx718
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