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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/8/8140f4c1.jpg

Used to be designed with a nice slot and tab system and we were a society that made sense.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/5/5f664f8c.jpg

Now we have whatever the fuck this is
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Were were one of those families that put them in containers. Never knew that was a thing.
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JaiCSC posted...
Were were one of those families that put them in containers. Never knew that was a thing.

Im now one of those families but only because the box design is so dumb it forced my hand.
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Mine do, open them more carefully.
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Cheater87 posted...
Mine do, open them more carefully.

leave the billion dollar companies alone type shh
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I just throw away the box and have the bag clipped at the top in the pantry.
Irregardless, for all intensive purposes, I could care less.
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Lol, back when I still ate cereal I gave up on the boxes too. Same way I deal with hot dogs. If I open their "resealable" bag I throw it all into a larger zip lock.
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modena posted...
Lol, back when I still ate cereal I gave up on the boxes too. Same way I deal with hot dogs. If I open their "resealable" bag I throw it all into a larger zip lock.


reminds me of this meme I see all the time

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/c/caa87800.jpg
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SwayM posted...
reminds me of this meme I see all the time

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/c/caa87800.jpg
Perfect lol
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We had a pantry moth infestation thanks to a cereal box that got pushed to the back and out of sight. No it wasn't closed all the way.
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yeah if you dont open them like youre defusing a bomb then theyre gonna get fucked up. ive also switched the containers for my cereal but damn if this issue aint annoying. its spreading to other boxes too
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I've never had any problem closing them, you just have to open them carefully at first.
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Those are the exact same design. The bottom picture, someone has just cut a chunk out of the top flap, presumably some school box tops promotion thing. Literally nothing has changed, and they still work just fine.
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Aristoph posted...
Those are the exact same design. The bottom picture, someone has just cut a chunk out of the top flap, presumably some school box tops promotion thing. Literally nothing has changed, and they still work just fine.


Yeah, I don't have any issues with mine either. Is this a regional complication?

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it's been eons since i last ate cereal. i'm more of an oatmeal person nowadays...

but yeah, it was a headache for sure.
Aristoph posted...
Those are the exact same design. The bottom picture, someone has just cut a chunk out of the top flap, presumably some school box tops promotion thing. Literally nothing has changed, and they still work just fine.


https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/d/d85d3544.jpg
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Cheater87 posted...
Mine do, open them more carefully.

"knowledge is power, but only if power has knowledge; otherwise it wouldn't be power."
Yeah this is stupid, and it affects every kind of food packaging.

Boxes used to come apart neatly and go back together, but now the glue is way stronger than the cardboard and the thing tears to shreds. We used to have those weird cases where the cardboard would split into layers, sure, but I never had to actually tear a box apart like an animal just to open the thing until the last decade or two.

You used to be able to hold a straw in your fist and push it down on the table to have it punch through the paper. Now the thing bends and splits if you try that and you have to actually tear the paper with a lateral motion instead.

Half the time those packets of fruit snacks and stuff require the teeth treatment because they don't have the perforation and just won't tear. Best case, one side doesn't work and you turn it around and that one works. It's like instead of specifically cheating out on materials they just intentionally altered the packaging in whatever way would be the biggest pain in the butt regardless of whether it makes it more or less expensive.
Arguing on CE be all like:
https://youtu.be/JpRKrs67lOs?si=kPGA2RCKVHTdbVrJ
HudGard posted...
https://youtu.be/FhEHnIypRM0?si=u3ZTofnnIsA5XtL-

I do this to save space in the freezer when a box is half empty but I can't throw it away because I still need the instructions.

"Carter out."
Your cereal comes in a box?
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ReturnOfDevsman posted...
You used to be able to hold a straw in your fist and push it down on the table to have it punch through the paper
i miss this so much
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SwayM posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/d/d85d3544.jpg

Yeah, and you notice how both of them lay perfectly flat and closed just fine as long as you don't literally cut a chunk out of the flap? Both methods have been around for ages, neither one is 'new' in any way, and both work perfectly fine. The picture I pointed out and have a problem with is the disingenuous bottom one that's straight up blaming design for getting cut open.

Besides, half the time the ones with the slot aren't perforated properly and when trying to punch it through you end up ripping the whole thing off anyway, literally turning it into the slotless version. It's also an extra step that the slotless version doesn't have to worry about, if we really wanna get into the weeds about effort here.

ReturnOfDevsman posted...
It's like instead of specifically cheating out on materials they just intentionally altered the packaging in whatever way would be the biggest pain in the butt regardless of whether it makes it more or less expensive.

Actually, in this case the problem is that they did, very specifically just cheap out on materials. They simply change the plastic formula, and run it through the same processes. They never adjusted the processes to compensate for how the new formula works. So things like perforation machines that used to work perfectly fine for the older, stiffer plastic now just stretches instead of cleanly slicing with the newer, softer formula. They can't be bothered to put in the money for sharper cutters or more sensitive heat sealers. Enshittification continues. Box-closing tabs just aren't an example of it.
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You know, if you eat the entire box in one sitting you don't have to worry about the slot at all!
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Never had such a problem, stop ripping the tops open so violently.
Kind reminder not to defend corporations when they make dumb/anti-consumer decisions.
my pet peeve is the "tear here" box where tearing there doesn't even get the box open sometimes
Why not go all in?
"These cereal boxes that have had pieces cut out of them won't close anymore. How could this be happening"
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idg why so many of you guys are giving tc shit over this
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Now that you mention it Ive been having problems with this in recent years but I just assumed it was me. Its like the box is less rigid so when you try to close its not as tight
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Cheaping out on the material will do that.

Personally I invested in some good quality plastic containers with air-tight seals and started storing my muesli in that. Looks nicer in the kitchen to boot.

The same thing has hit pasta too. Ironically I recently bought some "premium" pasta from a smaller grocery store (by premium it's basically the same price as the non-trash pasta in bigger supermarkets, but better quality because it's not enshitified) and the cardboard box with that has zero issues closing like they're supposed to.

Definitely a construction and material enshitification problem.
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Dungeater posted...
idg why so many of you guys are giving tc shit over this
Literally "skill issue."
Arguing on CE be all like:
https://youtu.be/JpRKrs67lOs?si=kPGA2RCKVHTdbVrJ
ReturnOfDevsman posted...
Literally "skill issue."
but they arent saying skill issue, theyre acting like nothings changed
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Dungeater posted...
but they arent saying skill issue, theyre acting like nothings changed
If you don't see how these are the same thing, I dunno what to tell you.
Arguing on CE be all like:
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Dungeater posted...
idg why so many of you guys are giving tc shit over this

CE will start a fight about literally anything. Idk how most of them make it home without arguing with a crow.
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SwayM posted...
Im now one of those families but only because the box design is so dumb it forced my hand.

Families like that used to creep me out as a kid. Pour your cereal from the box your mother bought it in like a real kid.
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SwayM posted...
CE will start a fight about literally anything. Idk how most of them make it home without arguing with a crow.
lmao
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I haven't noticed a difference with cereal I buy
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BB_mofo posted...
Pour your cereal from the box your mother bought it in like a real kid.
Quit bullying Pinocchio and his nerdy little breakfast box.
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BB_mofo posted...
Families like that used to creep me out as a kid. Pour your cereal from the box your mother bought it in like a real kid.

Part of becoming an adult is developing an obsession with organizing everything in your home. Something very aesthetically pleasing about everything having a nice container. But I aint quite that boujeeyet.

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Y'all are ramming down a bowl full of sugar first thing in the morning?
The bottom piece of the slot used to break after enough uses, so it would turn into the open version.
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BewmHedshot posted...
Y'all are ramming down a bowl full of sugar first thing in the morning?
idk if you were aware but cereal is a common breakfast item in most if not all of north america. is it not where you're from? /gen
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BewmHedshot posted...
Y'all are ramming down a bowl full of sugar first thing in the morning?
Of course not.

Two bowls.
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BewmHedshot posted...
Y'all are ramming down a bowl full of sugar first thing in the morning?

I havent been eating that super sugary shit since I was seven (exaggerated slightly I just wanted to keep the alliteration). Im an oatmeal crisp or a harvest crunch kinda man.

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JACKBUTTMOMMY posted...
Wait. What is the second picture? And is it on new or old boxes?

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/5/5f664f8c.jpg

this picture? These are the modern design.
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