[Jerrys apartment. Jerry and George are watching TV. Elaines flipping through a magazine on the couch. Kramer slides in.]
George: Bad Bunny at the Super Bowl, Jerry.
Bad Bunny!
Jerry: Well, hes big right now.
George: Big? Hes
huge
! But everyones saying its woke. Why is everything woke now? If a guy eats a salad, its woke. If I sneeze into my elbow, thats woke.
Elaine: (smirks) You dont even eat salad, George.
George: Exactly! Thats my resistance!
Jerry: (deadpan) The anti-lettuce movement. Very bold.
Kramer: (excited) Oh, I love Bad Bunny, Jer! Hes got charisma. Hes got the look. Hes the whole enchilada!
Jerry: Hes Puerto Rican.
Kramer: Even better! The
mofongo!
Elaine: I think its great. Hes international, hes current, he brings in a whole new audience.
George: New audience? Its the Super Bowl! Whos not already watching? Martians? Oh look, honey, a bunny in sequins, beam it up!
Jerry: You know, they keep calling it woke, but whats unwoke? The halftime show from 1974? Marching bands spelling out Pepsi?
George: Id
take
a marching band! At least you can hum along! With Bad Bunny I dont know if Im supposed to dance or apply for a passport.
Elaine: (teasing) Maybe youre just out of touch, George.
George: Out of touch? Im perfectly in touch! (beat) With the nineties.
Kramer: (snaps fingers) You know what Im gonna do? Im startin my own halftime show. None of this woke business. Pure entertainment! Im talkin acrobats, fireworks, a guy on stilts juggling deli meats!
Jerry: Sounds less like the Super Bowl, more like your apartment on a Tuesday.
Elaine: (laughing) Yeah, the Kramer Bowl. Sponsored by chaos.
George: (grumbling) I just dont want to be forced into enjoying Bad Bunny.
Jerry: Dont worry, George. No ones ever forced you into enjoying
anything.
You ain't gotta like me
You just mad cuz I tell it how it is and you tell it how it might be