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CRON
10/02/2025
09:44 PM
#2
Throw boomerangs at huntsman spiders while screaming "awhr naur"
It is what it is, man.
Rika_Furude
10/02/2025
09:44 PM
#3
go onto gamefaqs and shit talk about Americans
Vokrent
10/02/2025
09:48 PM
#4
check to see if i'm near the one australian i know that's a nazi supporting shithead and then get far away from him
The stars in the sky will lend me their light;
To bring me closer to heaven with you.
archizzy
10/02/2025
09:51 PM
#5
I'd complain that fall is my favorite time of the year in the U.S. and starting on Monday it was going to be in the 60's and I was going to be much happier and now I would be pissed because instead of enjoying fall and winter I would be closing in on Australian summer and I fucking hate summer and heat.
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Sayoria
10/02/2025
09:52 PM
#6
Live an actual happy life and watch some Fitzy and Wippa videos online
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buddah86
10/02/2025
09:58 PM
#7
I guess I'd do what I normally do on a weekday like right now and be at my job.

Jeeze, us Aussies have it hard! :P
Stand out, fit in
Villain_S_Fiend
10/02/2025
10:00 PM
#8
Educate Americans on what a knife is.
The food here is terrible. My steak was so tough it attacked my coffee and the coffee was too weak to defend itself.
Sundercles
10/02/2025
10:01 PM
#9
i start smuggling budgies in my budgie smuggler.
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A_Good_Boy
10/02/2025
10:03 PM
#10
Eat some vegemite with my fairy bread.
Who is? I am!
VeggetaX
10/02/2025
10:03 PM
#11
Mated?
Don't like it? Don't watch it. It's that simple
Dictator of Nice Guys
Evening_Dragon
10/02/2025
10:07 PM
#12
I jump out of planes to fight wildlife barehanded. In jorts.
And which of you by worrying can add a single hour to your span of life?
It's Guide
Kanaya413
10/02/2025
10:10 PM
#13
Rika_Furude posted...
go onto gamefaqs and shit talk about Americans

Legend of Legaia is the best game ever
Legend of Dragoon is the other best game ever
Glob
10/02/2025
10:23 PM
#14
Immediately move back to Vietnam and lament the fact that I now get paid less than Brits, but take solace in the fact that I get paid more than Americans.
MrResetti
10/02/2025
10:24 PM
#15
Go on smoko
Joelypoely
10/02/2025
10:27 PM
#16
Start watching AFL in my ute while drinking a VB longneck and eating shrimp dipped in vegemite
KJ_StErOiDs
10/02/2025
10:28 PM
#17
I hope I spawned in Tasmania or the mountainous region of eastern Victoria.
"Shhh! Ben, don't ruin the ending!" --Adrian Ripburger, Full Throttle
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Boombam99
10/02/2025
10:34 PM
#19
Ride a kangaroo in search of Margot Robbie
Charged151
10/02/2025
10:34 PM
#20
*Gets bitten by a Sydney Funnel Web Spider and dies.*
I'm...the...master...of...ellipses...
Currently Playing: Octopath Traveler 2
SpawnShadow
10/02/2025
10:35 PM
#21
Sigh in relief at the fact that I am no longer an American in the US.
"Cynic, n. - A blackguard whose faulty vision sees things as they are, not as they ought to be."
- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
C_Pain
10/02/2025
10:35 PM
#22
Enjoy a nice walk
How quaint.
GeminiDeus
10/02/2025
10:43 PM
#23
G'day to you, guvnah. Bit of a scallywag out there, innit? God save the queen, mate.
Without truth, there is nothing.
MartavisBryant
10/02/2025
10:44 PM
#24
Probably get eaten by a giant spider
I know it might be wrong, but I'm in love with Stacy's dong
008Zulu
10/02/2025
10:55 PM
#25
Nothing has changed.
How many millions have you made off of AI? Have you even made enough to quit your job? It's not meant to make you rich, but to make the billionaires richer.
Sayoria
10/02/2025
11:21 PM
#26
Takato posted...
I'm not sure if I should be surprised that people overseas know who they are, or concerned for you that you know who they are lmao

Lol, I have seen some of their stuff. I love this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2XSAcFPVebg
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sfcalimari
10/02/2025
11:29 PM
#27
Oh no, now I'm making more money, spending less on petrol and food, and getting better health care. But everything's on fire so I guess you can't have everything.
I will now sell five copies of the Three EP's by the Beta Band.
DB_Insider
10/02/2025
11:30 PM
#28
A mermaid!
:D
rodu_jr
10/02/2025
11:59 PM
#29
Witness!!
Kurt_Russel
10/03/2025
12:04 AM
#30
Expect some Australian stereotypes itt?
You gonna do somethin' or just stand there and bleed?
Enclave
10/03/2025
12:05 AM
#31
I try to fuck off to Canada but get taken out by a drop bear before I can get to the airport.
The commercial says that Church isn't for perfect people, I guess that's why I'm an atheist.
Quorthon109
10/03/2025
12:11 AM
#32
Find the nearest wildlife park and look at the wombats. I want a big fat 80 pound wombat placed on my lap, they look adorable.
http://i.imgur.com/Kjo08.jpg
Zikten
10/03/2025
02:16 AM
#33
I look for a crocodile so I can say "Crikey mate!"
sephiroth068
10/03/2025
02:26 AM
#34
I would think I've gone to an alternate timeline where my dad decided to move to Australia instead of the USA before I was born as apparently that was one of the options at the time for us. The other options were Canada, and I believe the UK , though where in the UK i don't remember
Chapter 7, that's all you need to say to a Valkyria fan, they'll know what you mean - Celestial Damnation
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Sundercles
10/03/2025
02:55 AM
#36
Oh I hope I can meet Australias greatest super hero: https://youtu.be/o7wpcS3hB0g?si=4zOpglGrfqRrW_HT
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Zikten
10/03/2025
02:58 AM
#37
sephiroth068 posted...
I would think I've gone to an alternate timeline where my dad decided to move to Australia instead of the USA before I was born as apparently that was one of the options at the time for us. The other options were Canada, and I believe the UK , though where in the UK i don't remember
Maybe each of those exist somewhere in the multiverse where you ended up in a different place
Sayoria
10/03/2025
03:02 AM
#38
Takato posted...
Do you know who Guy Sebastian is? What about Nollsy? (who isn't in the vid/song)

Dunno Nollsy but Guy Sebastian, yes.
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DB_Insider
10/03/2025
03:18 AM
#39
https://youtu.be/t17O2AKa2FU?si=sc1kOr7queFIbBAv
:D
DodogamaRayBrst
10/03/2025
03:25 AM
#40
*Go on walkabout while watching Neighbours on my phone*
AurochSpirit
10/03/2025
03:52 AM
#41
Audition to become one of The Wiggles
SgtBash
10/03/2025
03:54 AM
#42
Go to Optus Stadium and watch Fremantle Dockers in the AFL, or go to Melbourne and watch some AIHL (Ice Hockey)
Come to Relax
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/1558-relaxation-island
SuperVegitoFAN
10/03/2025
04:01 AM
#43
Enjoy the weather, and be very very VERY afraid of the wildlife.
https://imgur.com/a/8yiweDI
sephiroth068
10/03/2025
04:06 AM
#44
Zikten posted...
Maybe each of those exist somewhere in the multiverse where you ended up in a different place
It is something I've thought about over the years lol
Chapter 7, that's all you need to say to a Valkyria fan, they'll know what you mean - Celestial Damnation
hip-priest
10/03/2025
04:24 AM
#45
Drink a VB LOOOONGNECK at 20 to eight in the fuarkin' morning.
HighSeraph
10/03/2025
04:35 AM
#46
Play a didgeridoo
The shadows I live with are numberless
ZevLoveDOOM
10/03/2025
04:45 AM
#47
box a kangaroo and eat shrimp on the barbie.
Distant_Rainbow
10/03/2025
05:23 AM
#48
Given my luck, I'll probably spawn right in the deserts in the center of the continent like Nullarbor or something, then die a horrible agonizing death over a few days.
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Thermador446
10/03/2025
05:25 AM
#49
Try to see Amyl and the Sniffers or The Chats, Rose Tattoo if possible
"While you were wasting your time castrating a priceless antique, I was systematically feeding babies to hungry mutated puppies!" -The Monarch
kind9
10/03/2025
05:30 AM
#50
I fall off the pizza earth, obviously. Australia doesn't even exist, man.
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