My shipment of fucks to give is caught up in the fucks blockade of Fucks Island due to the tariffs on fucks and the fact that I owe fucks on things I don't have fucks to give.
I had an inheritance on fucks in the 90s, but they all went to my Scottish lawyer, Mr. Fucks. After that, I had to take out a loan on fucks from my nearby fucks bank, First Fucks Union Bank of Fucks. Then they went under due to a lack of fucks to give, which is why I now owe fucks.
I asked my good Chinese friend, Mr. Fucks, but he said China is hoarding its fucks for the inevitable fucks crash because there simply aren't enough fucks to go around.
I used to keep a emergency bag of fucks in my fucks piggy bank (whom I charmingly named Fucksy), but then I realized I broked him when I had to give a fuck about some fucking thing or another 8 years ago.
And so, it is with a heavy heart that I inform you that I have done all I can to procure and giveth to you, a single fuck, yet I have failed in my quest.
So fuck off.
Shut your BF28/9 sound hole and listen up.
Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice? Strike three.