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Is there anything so otherly humiliating?
Arguing on CE be all like:
https://youtu.be/JpRKrs67lOs?si=kPGA2RCKVHTdbVrJ
We'll burn that bridge when we get there.
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Not the brightest tool in the shed.
The difference between fiction and reality is that fiction has to make sense.
I could care less
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Play it by year
I know it might be wrong, but I'm in love with Stacy's dong
A few lightbulbs short of a picnic.
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A few cards short of a house of cards
I know it might be wrong, but I'm in love with Stacy's dong
It's nice to meet your acquaintance.
God forbid you ever had to walk a mile in her shoes, 'cause then you really might know what it's like to have to choose. - Everlast
I'll go to my grave saying for all intensive purposes.
Sig space for rent.
How the turntables...
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when life gives you orange make a milkshake
"You can pretend to be serious; you can't pretend to be witty." - Sacha Guitry (1885-1957)
It's raining cats and hogs
SwayM posted...
I'll go to my grave saying for all intensive purposes.

Thats a hill I will live on.
WTF DUH I DUH
teach a person fishing and they are full for a day but give them gold then they are set for life
"You can pretend to be serious; you can't pretend to be witty." - Sacha Guitry (1885-1957)
Fool me once, shame on you, but teach a man to fool me, and I'll be fooled for the rest of my life
I know it might be wrong, but I'm in love with Stacy's dong
MartavisBryant posted...
Fool me once, shame on you, but teach a man to fool me, and I'll be fooled for the rest of my life
I like this
Arguing on CE be all like:
https://youtu.be/JpRKrs67lOs?si=kPGA2RCKVHTdbVrJ
Build a man a fire, he's warm for a day.
Set a man on fire, he's warm for the rest of his life.
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Adding injury to insult.
Boku wa Dhaos wo taosu!
This board is a daycare with no adults.-HoshinoKatta
I'm deleting this topic, and I'm assaulting the earth upon which it sat.
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ReturnOfDevsman posted...
Is there anything so otherly humiliating?
What, are you trying to safe face now?
The ball is round, the game lasts 90 minutes. That's fact.
Everything else, is theory.
Irregardless, for all intensive purposes, I could care less.
Irregardless, for all intensive purposes, I could care less.
https://youtu.be/lMss1CeHOiM
DoesntMatter posted...
Build a man a fire, he's warm for a day.
Set a man on fire, he's warm for the rest of his life.
hahaha this beats mine so good one on this
"You can pretend to be serious; you can't pretend to be witty." - Sacha Guitry (1885-1957)
You pulled the wall over my eyes
Let's-a go! Okey dokey!
It's just a doggy dog world, brother
~snip (V)_(;,;)_(V) snip~
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Turbam posted...
It's just a doggy dog world, brother
Alternative:

Snoop Dogg eat dog, oh woah-oh
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NightRender posted...
We'll burn that bridge when we get there.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/8/8e85f54c.jpg
Kremlin delenda est
When see it, you turn 360 degrees and walk away.
You gonna do somethin' or just stand there and bleed?
Fly the white flag of war.

Honestly anything Zapp Brannigan says.
"Oh man would you just shut up already, how come all you sword guys have to talk about how cool your swords are?"
I hole-hardedly agree, but allow me to play doubles advocate here for a moment. For all intensive purposes, I think you are wrong. In an age where false morels are a diamond dozen, true bird shoes are a blessing in the skies. We often put our false morality on a petal stool like a bunch of pre-Madonnas, but you all seem to be taking something very valuable for granite. So, I ask of you to mustard up all the strength you can, because it is a doggy dog world out there. Although there is some merit to what you are saying, it seems like you have a huge ship on your shoulder. In your argument, you seem to throw everything in but the kitch and stink, and even though you are having a feel day with this, I am here to bring you back into realty. I have a sick sense when it comes to these types of things. It is almost spooky, because I cannot turn a blonde eye to these glaring flaws in your red or brick. I have zero taller ants when it comes to people spouting out hate in the name of morel righteousness. A perquisite is to remember what comes around grows abound, and when supply and command fails, you will be the first to go. Mark my worlds, when you get down to brass stacks it doesn't take rocket appliances to kill two stoned birds. It's clear who makes the pants in this relationship, and sometimes you just have to swallow your prize and except the facts. You might have to come to this conclusion through denial and error but, I swear on my mother's grade and her mating name that, when you put the petal to the medal, you will past with flying carpets like its a peach of cake.
Are you guys all being have in here?
I guess I'm something of a ne'er do well.
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The sacred and the propane.
Fix your hearts or die.
When I sin I sin real good.
The early bird catches the Sand Worm.
WTF DUH I DUH
NightRender posted...
We'll burn that bridge when we get there.
I use Well burn that bridge when we get to it

use it every once in awhile when I am telling someone to calm down and not make the problem worse in the moment
........the ghost in the machine...
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I guess I'm something of a ne'er do well.
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break a leg

much of this topic turned into accidentally wrong figures of speech. this topic is for intentionally wrong figures of speech there is a difference okay?
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Southernfatman posted...
The sacred and the propane.
Found Hank Hill's account.

Crossing the Decepticon.
Many Bothans died to bring you this post.
I'm so tired, I could eat a horse.
Use your computer mouse to navigate the internets. Be sure to talk to everyone you meet. You're sure to gain lots of valuable information.
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ReturnOfDevsman posted...
Is there anything so otherly humiliating?
Is there anything so otterly humiliating?
"The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command." -- 1984
Keep your friends closer than your enemies
Started from the bottom now we here
It's on the tip of my dong
And which of you by worrying can add a single hour to your span of life?
It's Guide
NightRender posted...
We'll burn that bridge when we get there.
I like this one because it's funny
I believe in Joe Hendry!!
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Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Steal a fish from a man and you get to eat that day.
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Hospy posted...
I hole-hardedly agree, but allow me to play doubles advocate here for a moment. For all intensive purposes, I think you are wrong. In an age where false morels are a diamond dozen, true bird shoes are a blessing in the skies. We often put our false morality on a petal stool like a bunch of pre-Madonnas, but you all seem to be taking something very valuable for granite. So, I ask of you to mustard up all the strength you can, because it is a doggy dog world out there. Although there is some merit to what you are saying, it seems like you have a huge ship on your shoulder. In your argument, you seem to throw everything in but the kitch and stink, and even though you are having a feel day with this, I am here to bring you back into realty. I have a sick sense when it comes to these types of things. It is almost spooky, because I cannot turn a blonde eye to these glaring flaws in your red or brick. I have zero taller ants when it comes to people spouting out hate in the name of morel righteousness. A perquisite is to remember what comes around grows abound, and when supply and command fails, you will be the first to go. Mark my worlds, when you get down to brass stacks it doesn't take rocket appliances to kill two stoned birds. It's clear who makes the pants in this relationship, and sometimes you just have to swallow your prize and except the facts. You might have to come to this conclusion through denial and error but, I swear on my mother's grade and her mating name that, when you put the petal to the medal, you will past with flying carpets like its a peach of cake.

xD
United front will see us through
doggy dog world is the first to come to mind
haloiscoolisbak posted...
Keep your friends closer than your enemies
You can pick your friends, but you can't pick your enrmy's nose.
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A toe on the line is worth two in the bush.
Why be stupid? Does it make you happy to be stupid?
NightRender posted...
We'll burn that bridge when we get there.
There's a pretty good one from The Nanny.

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