Would you rather have an attack lion or chimp?

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GeraldDarko
10/18/2025
10:15 AM
#1
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MorbidFaithless
10/18/2025
10:34 AM
#3
As cool as lions are, a chimp would be a lot more versatile.
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Ivynn
10/18/2025
10:36 AM
#4
I read this wrong. I thought the poll asked would you rather BE attacked by a lion or chimp?

And that's an easy answer. Lion, every time.
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EDF-5
10/18/2025
10:47 AM
#5
Lion because chimp so much more likely to joker transformation and rip my face
Killmonger
10/18/2025
10:48 AM
#6
Ivynn posted...
I read this wrong. I thought the poll asked would you rather BE attacked by a lion or chimp?

And that's an easy answer. Lion, every time.

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UnsteadyOwl
10/18/2025
10:51 AM
#7
A chimp would be significantly cheaper to feed.
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tripleh213
10/18/2025
11:38 AM
#8
Lion
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Enclave
10/18/2025
11:45 AM
#9
Neither because this hypothetical does nothing to assure me that they'll actually obey my commands and would probably be a threat to both my own safety and my families safety, let alone the safety of anybody else visiting my home.
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ReturnOfDevsman
10/18/2025
11:47 AM
#11
Ivynn posted...
I read this wrong. I thought the poll asked would you rather BE attacked by a lion or chimp?

I did too, then I looked back and still saw it the same way, and came back here to see if I read THIS post wrong, and then went back to the title, and finally realized where my mistake was, lol.
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DarthEnvoy
10/18/2025
11:48 AM
#12
Lion. A Chimp could prob be easier to maintain and still untouchable in 1v1s, but if it ever gets ganged up on it's probably cooked. The lion would still stomp.
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MartavisBryant
10/18/2025
11:58 AM
#13
Lion for esthetic purposes
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MorbidFaithless
10/18/2025
12:19 PM
#14
For topics like these I assume we have magical control over the beasts. Because there's no such things as attack lions or chimps... right..?
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ai123
10/18/2025
12:28 PM
#15
I don't find chimps very aesthetically pleasing, especially compared to a lion.

And the lion would do a better job.
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Zikten
10/18/2025
12:32 PM
#16
Chimp. Smarter and like people said, more versatile. Chimps are insanely strong too
apolloooo
10/18/2025
12:33 PM
#17
Lion because big kitty. Assuming he is completely tame and wont attack my family.
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ReiRei89
10/18/2025
12:34 PM
#18
Chimp. It'd be like having your own personal super soldier bodyguard.
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El_Marsh
10/18/2025
12:45 PM
#20
MorbidFaithless posted...
For topics like these I assume we have magical control over the beasts. Because there's no such things as attack lions or chimps... right..?
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NO2_Fiend
10/18/2025
12:48 PM
#21
Lion because nobody fucks with a lion. Stupid chimp would probably learn Tai Kwon Do or some shit and beat my ass.
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asdf8562
10/18/2025
12:51 PM
#22
Neither.
kingdrake2
10/18/2025
12:53 PM
#23
Ivynn posted...
I thought the poll asked would you rather BE attacked by a lion or chimp?


we had a taste in what Travis The Chimpanzee did to a womans face... ripped her face off :(. traumatizing for all.

i gotta vote for chimp.
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