What's the difference between black eyed peas and chickpeas?

When asked, black eyes peas will sing us a song, while chickpeas will only hummus one

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As a change of pace Ill provide a reaction pic for you guys to use when I post my dad jokes :3

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Well, a black eye won't pee on you.

Well in any case, surely we can all agree
Chickpeas > Black eyed peas > English peas