String theory is the easiest subject, the easiest. People are always coming up to me and asking, "Why do you know so much about string? You're the president! You shouldn't know that!" I just tell them what I always tell people: I know lots and lots of stuff. Even strings are worth knowing about. String, string... Just saying it out loud is fun. You can wrap packages in string, did you know that? Many people don't. With the government shut down, the radical left doesn't want the patriots of this country to have string. I wonder what they're hiding? Their fate is hanging by a "string"! MAGA!!
What made this fucker so attached to the Nobel prize?Obama.
Obama.Oh right lol.
Ah yes, the man that can't read and can barely speak coherently invented quantum computing and AI. Right, totally.
So is he saying he invented quantum computing, AI, and fusion? The fucks he on about?
Dear God, when will he have his heart attack?Gonna need Ryuk to quit fucking around and drop that book.
Dear God, when will he have his heart attack?You need a heart for that.
The Nobel Peace Prize is overrated so they just might as well give it to him. Henry Kissinger received a Nobel Peace Prize, so it's not like he would be the first war criminal to receive one.
...which was awarded to someone else in the 80sDidnt George Santos already win that one?
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I saw Mamma Mia! starring Meryl Streep, so I won an OscarI read a book about ww2, so you all can thank me for stopping Hitler
what the fuck is he even trying to say here"I have dementia."
I read a book about ww2, so you all can thank me for stopping Hitler