I was in that other topic raging my balls off, and I'm sure the person who made that topic doesn't want me polluting it with my rage, so here it is.
I'm Stuck on Act 1 Chapter 8. The moronic PC controls are pissing me off. I"m supposed to go across some rafters with these stupid controls. I wish this series had analog control. I don't feel like falling off of a beam because I was on the opposite side of the beam and I slightly pressed left.
AUGH.
Anyways, Max Payne 1 is ****ing amazing up until this point.
Walking along some tiny rafters while some simpleton shoots you from below while you have no ammo left.
This will be a challenge, I've already been trying this mission for an hour, so if I somehow win the mission in the next half hour, it wasn't because of Luck, it was because of ****ING PLAYING THE |SAME DAMN MISSION OVER AND OVER AGAIN.\\\\
(those slashes were me trying to hit my enter button on this completely stupid Keyboard.
OK, on we go
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Fell off the rafters instantly once again.
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Finally, a save point.
Jesus, that actually took me an hour. AUGH
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Jesus, that actually took me an hour. AUGH
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Got through, went to the drumset, notice a Slayer knock off logo.
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Mr Caffeine? He was awesome. - Ayuyu
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Mr Caffeine? He was awesome. - Ayuyu
the backstage area led to Lupino`s inner sanctum
OH ****
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OH ****
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THE FLESH OF FALLEN ANGELS (lists random devils) I AM THE WOLF
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Jesus Christ. Jack Lupino is bat **** crazy.
Oh hey Mona Sax
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Oh hey Mona Sax
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lol, I love Max and Mona having a normal conversation with each other`s guns pointed at their heads,
NO
Nightmare time.
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NO
Nightmare time.
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oh no, I thought the blood baby crying **** was later in the game
great, another platforming section
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great, another platforming section
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i`m going insane. My analog stick keeps sticking for a slight second and making me fall into baby cry oblivion.
This is the worst part of the game. So if anyone is looking into Max Payne, Keep doing that. It`s just this part that makes most people want to murder babies.
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This is the worst part of the game. So if anyone is looking into Max Payne, Keep doing that. It`s just this part that makes most people want to murder babies.
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That only took half an hour. Now I`m aboot to get beated by a beaseballl bat. Could this be the introduction of Baseball Bat Boy?
"but when somebody decides to play baseball with your head, you tend to get sore."
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"but when somebody decides to play baseball with your head, you tend to get sore."
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aww yeah.
Frankie boss fight.
Lost instantly of course.
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Frankie boss fight.
Lost instantly of course.
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Yesss
beat that ****er on the third try.
Captain baseball bat boy cutscene follows.
Now we meed Vladimir.
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beat that ****er on the third try.
Captain baseball bat boy cutscene follows.
Now we meed Vladimir.
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Dammit. Just got sniped while I was trying to snipe.
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oh yeah, on the ****ing boat, baby. Reminded me of Medal of Honor: Frontline back then.
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Hell yeah, just beated the boss on the boat in one try. I had no painkillers and a tic of health left.
Now for some Vladamir time
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Now for some Vladamir time
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Oh Great, Explosive Restaurant time.
Let's see how many tries this takes.
Edit: it took me three tries, hell yeah... oh wait, it's not over yet, the office part. AUGH.
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Let's see how many tries this takes.
Edit: it took me three tries, hell yeah... oh wait, it's not over yet, the office part. AUGH.
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augh, just got torpedoed with a gas tank in the restaurant. That was my second attempt at the second part.
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OK, I bareley remember that sewer section. Vlad tells Max to keep in touch. He could use someone like Max.
Ok, at the mansion. Looks like Mona took care of a few people for me. Not it's up to Max to finish it off
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Ok, at the mansion. Looks like Mona took care of a few people for me. Not it's up to Max to finish it off
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Loved the first game. Liked the second one. Wish I could afford the third... maybe later.
Guess I'll just take out this mansion full of people. Kinda reminds me of Resident Evil
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Went to kill Punchinello, got killed instantly by his guards with tommy guns.
I'LL BE BACK
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I'LL BE BACK
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Well I killed Punchinello's Guards, then I turned to Punchinello and he was dead. . .
Guess a bullet deflected off of something.
Now I'm captured, and that crazy ***** just injected me with something, oh great, baby maze 2.0?
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Guess a bullet deflected off of something.
Now I'm captured, and that crazy ***** just injected me with something, oh great, baby maze 2.0?
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This topic is making me want to replay Max Payne 1 for like the 8th time. I've only played through Max Payne 2 a few times.
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you just can't live in that negative way...make way for the positive day
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you just can't live in that negative way...make way for the positive day
Awesome stuff some of my favs, especially the first one, in my top few games ever. Payne to the max.
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One Piece: Pirates with style!
-= Metal Gear Solid: Tactical Espionage Action =-
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One Piece: Pirates with style!
-= Metal Gear Solid: Tactical Espionage Action =-
whoa
Max was in a graphic novel.
The guy on the phone sounded oddly familiar.
Sounded like the voice actor. I never noticed it before, but I just noticed it now.
Probably because I've watched through Rescue Me since i last played MP. The main character's cousin who shows up in almost every episode is the voice actor for Max.
I dunno. I smoked a bowl before I started this part, so maybe I'm just hearing things.
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Max was in a graphic novel.
The guy on the phone sounded oddly familiar.
Sounded like the voice actor. I never noticed it before, but I just noticed it now.
Probably because I've watched through Rescue Me since i last played MP. The main character's cousin who shows up in almost every episode is the voice actor for Max.
I dunno. I smoked a bowl before I started this part, so maybe I'm just hearing things.
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Now Max is in a computer game.
AUJGH.
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AUJGH.
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I should'nt have done that.
This blood baby maze is ****ED!
And that noise it plays when you die, GOOD GOD!
Something staight out of Silent ****ing Hill.
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This blood baby maze is ****ED!
And that noise it plays when you die, GOOD GOD!
Something staight out of Silent ****ing Hill.
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ARGHGHGHG
I somehow remembered which way to go and I missed the last jump. Now I can't remember whic way that is...
I'll figure it out.
DAMMIT. Missed the jump.
Those death sounds are ****ed.
AUGH, I can't make that first jump anymore.
Dammit, I was so close
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I somehow remembered which way to go and I missed the last jump. Now I can't remember whic way that is...
I'll figure it out.
DAMMIT. Missed the jump.
Those death sounds are ****ed.
AUGH, I can't make that first jump anymore.
Dammit, I was so close
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FINALLY
God damn that ****ing maze.
Holy crap, I just shot Max Payne to death.
I forgot about that part.
"THE FLESH OF FALLEN ANGELS"
Still? I killed that guy.
Max puking his guts out now.
Oh great, the Foundry, this is a tough area.
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God damn that ****ing maze.
Holy crap, I just shot Max Payne to death.
I forgot about that part.
"THE FLESH OF FALLEN ANGELS"
Still? I killed that guy.
Max puking his guts out now.
Oh great, the Foundry, this is a tough area.
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Just killed myself by shooting one of those wall mines too close.
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Oh man, the Colt Commando is probably the funnest weapon to use. I'm glad they give you a lot of it in this chapter.
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Dammit. I just tried riding the mining cart for the first time and it actually worked.
All those years jumping from lava death to fire death
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All those years jumping from lava death to fire death
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Lol. Another game with a self destruct sequence, must escape. It's still better than most of them, though.
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Aww yeah car park. I love car park levels in games.
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