All-Purpose Wrestling Topic 196: Not even Triple H raping a corpse broke JaKyL

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Not even close! If they did 6 matches a week every Impact, the series would be done by the end of August!

They absolutely have time to do the entire series on television; 66 matches with a 10 minute time limit on each is only 11 hours of wrestling and that's if every match goes to time which will hardly ever happen, while counting last week they have 34 hours of Impact and 9 hours of PPV before BFG.


You realize that the series ends at No Surrender on 9/9. It's called the BFG Series because the winner GOES ON to Bound For Glory.

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ROH Crowd: "WE WANT WRESTLING"

*Finlay comes in and gives them wrestling*

ROH Crowd: "BORING! BORING!"

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From: Jakyl25 | #007
ROH Crowd: "WE WANT WRESTLING"

*Finlay comes in and gives them wrestling*

ROH Crowd: "BORING! BORING!"

Have I told you lately how much I hate smarky crowds.

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Seriously, that was appalling. I've rarely seen a dick crowd so negatively affect a match.

Finlay was in there crafting a story about how Elgin had the strength advantage but Finlay has such a HUMONGOUS experience edge that Elgin had never experienced his tricks before and was slowly breaking Elgin down. It was glorious.

Crowd eventually got SO restless that they just kinda gave up at the end and turned the last 3 minutes into an unrelated power battle and left the previous ring work unresolved.

The crowd just COULD NOT handle a match moving at an '80s pace.

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And Maniac I give you total credit: Elgin as a face will BOMB. He sucked so bad in the face role here trying to fight from underneath Finlay's onslaught.

EDIT: Wrong guy!

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Was it worse than bikers ruining Malenkowns vs Benoit?

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as best i can tell smarks love flippy dos and kicks.

Daniel Bryan vs. Sin Cara or Tyson Kidd would probably make a lot of them wet themselves

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Yes because Malenko and Benoit didn't give a flying crap about those bikers.

Finlay and Elgin gave in to the peons.

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that crowd reaction sounds disgusting

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To be fair, some of the crowd fought back, but then that just kinda made things worse because then it was a crowd fighting each other verbally and completely ignoring the match.

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The thing about Malenko/Benoit is that had the not done two five minute overtimes, and just had one ten minute overtime, the bikers probably wouldn't have started booing them.

Also, taggage.

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Oh dear, now we have Mike Mondo cutting a face promo on Mike Bennett for an impromptu match.

Can't say I saw that coming.

EDIT:....I think Mondo just threatened to rape Maria and got a big pop for it. <_<

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From: Jakyl25 | #018
EDIT:....I think Mondo just threatened to rape Maria and got a big pop for it. <_<


Wrestling fans are the classiest bunch

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*Points to Mike Bennett* "AFTER I FIGHT YOU...."

*Points to Maria* "...THEN I'M GONNA F*** YOUUUU"

Crowd: "YAAAAAAAAAAAAH"

Maybe he thinks Maria would...want to sleep with him after he beats her boyfriend? *wrings collar*

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Smarks are the classiest fans out there.

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So apparently ROH didn't get everything perfect technically.

Because I'm watching the PPV on ROH's website despite not ordering it.

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Well Mondo won with a roll-up.

Kevin Kelly: "Maria, you better keep your room locked tonight!" <_____<

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From: WarThaNemesis2 | #022
So apparently ROH didn't get everything perfect technically.

Because I'm watching the PPV on ROH's website despite not ordering it.


You bought Border Wars didn't you?

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FREE PER VIEW

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Jakyl25 posted...
From: WarThaNemesis2 | #022
So apparently ROH didn't get everything perfect technically.

Because I'm watching the PPV on ROH's website despite not ordering it.


You bought Border Wars didn't you?


I tried to, but wasn't able to because of the site's problems.

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Oh, well maybe you got far enough along that it has you in the database as ordering it despite never getting to finish your checkout.

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Also Free Per View is not a joke.

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Is it considered against the TOS to link to a PPV being streamed for free on the company's own website?

Because now voltch is watching it for free too.

Good job ROH.

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He could be the new Abyss!

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So why am i waching Roddy vs Lethal?

I never asked for this!

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From: Jakyl25 | #023
Well Mondo won with a roll-up.

Kevin Kelly: "Maria, you better keep your room locked tonight!" <_____<


Next topic title "Not even Mondo raping a living person broke Jakyl" ?

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Jakyl25 posted...
And Maniac I give you total credit: Elgin as a face will BOMB. He sucked so bad in the face role here trying to fight from underneath Finlay's onslaught.

EDIT: Wrong guy!


And that is facing someone near his own size. the only other guy like that in the company is Steen.

What are they going to do when a bunch of smaller guys are trying to put him in face in peril situations.

The best I can hope for is he turns into a Tweener Samoa Joe character who just pounds everybody.

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*remembers elgin vs. haas*

i was hoping finley would be better. i may be mistaken!

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Wow, I suck at ROH predix. Hard.

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You couldn't predict that?

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Definitely not.

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well who got now?

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Talk about overbooking.

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Talk about INCREDIBLY AWESOME overbooking.

God the ROH New York crowd sucks.

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Steen: I HATE YOU GAIS

Crowd: He's just being a tsundere!

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Perhaps even a...
Tsteendere

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wtf is this topic title lol

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Finlay got boringed? Man. Unless he was squashing a jobber for 20 minutes I didn't think that was possible.

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He was facing Elgin!

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i can see it. outside of just doing the full match stiff, steen/elgin wasn't gonna light fires.

i was however hoping they'd do that, ala Finley/Sami. and if they DID do that, then it seems clear to me that by my missing a show the crowd got worse.

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Masato_Tanaka posted...
wtf is this topic title lol


TNA broke Jakyl on Thursday.

Go read the last few pages of the last topic.

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The match was definitely stiff but the strikes were the transitions.

It was built around Finlay's technical ability outclassing Elgin. Finlay was being smart and sneaky, not brave and stupid.

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From: Masato_Tanaka | #044
wtf is this topic title lol


I know right, Triple H never raped a corpse! He PRETENDED to rape a DUMMY that we were supposed to BELIEVE was a corpse! It's called ACTING!

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