Holy shit I forgot about
Dominick Mysterio
. I've not seen a less convincing person playing pro wrestler since Chris Von Erich, and the dude makes TV every week and had a tag title run. Can you ever imagine "Dominick" in a program that isn't being carried by Rey? He can just about pull off cosplaying some of his dad's moves but doesn't even sell me that he's actually a wrestler, much less a tough or good one that I want to see fight
Born to bear and bring to all the details of our ending
To write it down for all the world to see