It's almost 11am and the lunch dam is about to break but here's where we stand:
Grand Slam from Denny's
Pancake stack from IHOP
Breakfast combo from Wendy's (including coffee)
3 Starbucks coffees (1 hot, 2 iced)
2 Wawa coffees
1 Krispy Kreme coffee and donut
7 Dunkin donuts
A bomb ass haircut
And I'm sitting in the Texas Roadhouse parking lot.
Will my heart explode from all this caffeine? Will my stomach burst from all this excess? Tune in to find out, because this was all just the appetizer.
If you wake up at a different time, in a different place, could you wake up as a different person?
#theresafreakingghostafterus