Jeff Gerstmann has taken it upon himself to rank every NES game

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Board 8 » Jeff Gerstmann has taken it upon himself to rank every NES game
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=46AjLP33meU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AjYgfbIITwI

18 games ranked so far through 6.5 hours of content. Will he be able to keep this up with a video a week? There's a lot of NES games to rank.

also with a mix of energy drink rankings to add to that list as well
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Hell yeah
Phantom Dust.
"I'll just wait for time to prove me right again." - Vlado
let me know when it's complete in a digestible format
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well here's the rankings through these 2 episodes so far

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Are these NA releases only?
It's like paying for bubble wrap. -transience on Final Fantasy: All the Bravest
Is he just going through games randomly to add to the list
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He started out with games he had memories of (good or bad) when these were actually coming out but he said hes going to try and spread out the big games and also take suggestions from his Patreon discord
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Episode 3

https://youtu.be/g9Qa6fPIOxo

This week's games

Ikari Warriors
Section Z
Air Fortress
Jackie Chan's Action Kung-Fu
Fisher-Price Firehouse Rescue
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How many total NES games are there lol
Not changing this sig until I decide to change this sig.
Started: July 6, 2005
709 licensed games and 113 unlicensed games for a total of 822 games in the NES library
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Yo what if we ranked more NES games?!

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Rygar
Life Force
Baseball Simulator 1000
California Games
Athena
Spy Hunter
Dr. Chaos
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(and a GFUEL Watermelon Limeade)
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Rygar is Rygawesome
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spoilers it's the new #1!

"It's everything a video game should be"

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putting it above river city, spicy!
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new week new games!

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00:00:00 - Intro
00:09:20 - R.C. Pro-Am
00:31:38 - Kabuki: Quantum Fighter
01:06:06 - Rescue: The Embassy Mission
01:23:25 - Deadly Towers
01:57:16 - 3-D WorldRunner
02:14:36 - Little Nemo: The Dream Master
02:38:03 - The Three Stooges

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I haven't been following these, but I was waiting to see when one of my favorite games showed up. That was painful to watch him play Life Force. He kept ignoring Speed, and then proceeded to get bodied because he was too slow. And he kept falling for all the same traps over and over. Surprised he briefly put it in the Top 10 with how much he was shitting on it.
Bells, bells, bells!
I haven't been following this, but when one video says "Is Athena the worst NES game?" my reaction is, "Uh, but have you heard of Deadly Towers?" And now Deadly Towers in the next video.
Only the exceptions can be exceptional.
Deadly Towers is not the worst NES game

even if you disqualify stuff that never made it out of Japan there is worse
thelefty for analysis crew 2008 imo -transience
I have a third degree burn in flame-o-nomics -Sir Chris
Yeah I think Deadly Towers is at least playable with a guide.
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Because of Jeff I've started trying various energy drinks myself over the past year or so

Our grab and go at work started carrying C4 and a bunch of flavors I've never tried I'm very excited

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This one has been very good
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also I finally upped my patreon tier so I can be on the Jeff Gerstmann Advisory Panel

NOW I CAN PICK THE NES GAMES
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He needs to start playing more of the unremarkable licensed crap and sports games or hes gonna end up with a big chunk of those at the end
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so you're saying I should nominate Pesterminator
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WazzupGenius00 posted...
He needs to start playing more of the unremarkable licensed crap and sports games or hes gonna end up with a big chunk of those at the end
He also better start doing more then 7 a week.
This will take years lol
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Deadly Towers is not the worst NES game

There might be worse, but DT is pretty f'ing atrocious. It's also renowned for being a bad game, so if you asked people what the worst NES game is, you'd get that as a response from a lot of people...but I actually played it back in the 80s. And it's kinda the worst sort of bad because it looks like it had promise -- indeed there's a lot to the game if you watch a speedrun -- but there's so much that's designed to be punishing to the player and there's so much that is just bad because of poor design choices, and to me that's worse than a game that's just glitchy because the game that's immediately and obviously bad is going to chase you off right away. Deadly Towers gives you a fake glimmer of hope that it might, in some way, be competent, and then it just gradually disappoints (or more likely frustrates and enrages) you at every turn.

Only the exceptions can be exceptional.
oh don't get me wrong; Deadly Towers is bad - it's just frequently mentioned as worst because people actually know about it

there's some truly horrible stuff out there that's just too obscure to build up that reputation
thelefty for analysis crew 2008 imo -transience
I have a third degree burn in flame-o-nomics -Sir Chris
Yeah, if he wants to get through a game's library in a decent amount of time only playing 7 a week, he should've chosen the N64.
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Very curious about what he has to say on Friday the 13th. I've found that an overwhelming majority of people end up liking the game once they understand how it works, but since the game explains nothing and it's pretty complicated it gets shat on all the time.

If there's 822 including unlicensed, I still have a bit to go to get to half. Currently at 398.
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Yeah, if he wants to get through a game's library in a decent amount of time only playing 7 a week, he should've chosen the N64.
I dont think Jeff is questioning whether N64 games were actually good or not, I bet hed say theres less than 10 good N64 exclusives. Thats what brought this whole thing about in the first place was him trying to figure out what was nostalgia and what wasnt
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Jeff would probably say outside of Mario 64 and Ocarina of Time there are no good N64 games
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this is a really cool endeavor but yea this is gonna take ages

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Theres fewer than a thousand, so its totally doable for a guy whose job is to play video games online.

and theyre mostly not like super substantial games. You play half an hour of them and move on.
For your Azuarc .
At least Kupo has class and doesn't MESSAGE the people -Dr Pizza
It only took TheMexicanRunner three years to beat every single US/PAL NES game on hardware
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Jeff did say there are some unlicensed hell look at, like the Tengen stuff for sure, probably a Wisdom Tree or two. But beyond that theres not much value there other than novelty/comedy anyway. Magic Kid Googoo is alright I guess
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starting with Astyanax today, and his daughter is also present, constantly asking for hugs and driving a car over the buttons of his soundboard
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Here's the full video

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00:00:00 - Intro
00:05:50 - Astyanax
00:37:39 - Little Samson
01:16:57 - Batman: The Video Game
01:35:04 - Zanac
01:56:45 - Ring King
02:12:57 - Super Pitfall
02:28:25 - Qix

Oh ya my Little Samson.

I guess he was actually going to do it last week but never got around to it so my nomination was pointless. I do have some other noms in the system though
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since shine is probably busy with the mk platinum here is this weeks vid

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WKvoWrbR5-g

00:00:00 - Intro
00:05:04 - Dynowarz: Destruction of Spondylous
00:46:00 - Ice Hockey
01:11:03 - NARC
01:38:06 - Jackal
02:15:12 - Archon
02:39:05 - City Connection
02:50:36 - Baseball

that dynowarz is certainly a video game
congrats to azuarc for victorying GotD guru
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F-Zero 99 actually!

MK1 servers aren't up yet so not a lot I can do outside of story mode
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new week new games!

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00:00:00 - Intro
00:04:43 - Commando
00:36:56 - WWF Wrestlemania
00:51:40 - Legendary Wings
01:15:22 - RoboCop
01:35:40 - Pirates!
01:59:10 - Xenophobe
02:15:15 - Double Dare
02:30:25 - Spelunker
02:47:43 - Toobin'
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I too was shocked by how messed up this version of Toobin was. Like yeah the button layout kinda has to be messed up due to the way the NES controller is but they couldve done better than that
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oh hey robocop that is a game i own. never beat level 2 because i was a dumm kid. i remember the graphics being better and also bigger? maybe i was small and looking up at the tv
wrestlemania is an oh boy. i think i played that once but i dont remember when how or why. glad ljn came along and made some good wrestlin games...!
double dare got a game guts got a game hidden temple totally got shafted :/

thoughts on other stuff since i just now joined this mess of an idea
big fan of little nemo and i think id put it in my top 10 but yeah havent played it in 20odd years so maybe it hasnt aged well. the dialogue is definitely uh something
california games is a thing i played and yeah wasnt too big a fan. frisbee > skating > who cares
river city is great not much else needs to be said. rygar is also great but i only played it on nso a year or so ago

but yeah thinking about it i didnt play 'that' many nes games. i saw a lot in local rental stroes and read some names in game genie guides but i think theres been more here already than i knew about
congrats to azuarc for victorying GotD guru
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Who's ready for some football?

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00:00:00 - Intro
00:03:25 - Tecmo Bowl
00:28:50 - Motor City Patrol
00:56:33 - Mach Rider
01:17:45 - Dusty Diamond's All-Star Softball
01:36:24 - The Karate Kid
01:56:16 - The Little Mermaid
02:11:39 - Rush'n Attack
02:26:45 - M.U.L.E.
02:47:05 - The Bugs Bunny Crazy Castle
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oh hey M.U.L.E that is a game i saw listed by M.C. Kids in my game genie book. that is uh not what i wouldve expected it to be
congrats to azuarc for victorying GotD guru
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The Little Mermaid NES is legit i remember playing through that at a cousin's house and enjoyed it
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Week 10
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2i22nCcC3Uc

00:00:00 - Intro
00:03:20 - Gun.Smoke
00:27:44 - Krusty's Fun House
00:53:42 - Marble Madness
01:11:22 - Journey to SIlius
01:32:03 - Contra
02:05:09 - Xexyz
02:33:16 - Castlequest

aw yeah contra
congrats to azuarc for victorying GotD guru
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Contra is still of the best games ever. Glad I could finally record a deathless run.

Journey to Silius also has one of the best soundtracks ever
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