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A few ground rules:
-If I have you blocked you aren't allowed to participate (Note: I don't have anyone blocked)
-Please say which level you are on when you post your pick. In most cases it will be obvious, but this makes it easier for me to record the picks.
-The deadline to make a pick is before the official kick-off time of the game in question. You cannot pick a game that has already started. Some levels may have different deadlines, so read carefully.
-The deadline to answer the bonus question is at the start of games on Sunday (1 PM ET).
-Please don't edit your picks. If you'd like to change, please do so in a clearly labeled new post.
-I get my spreads from an online site providing lines from several sources, both in Vegas and out. Although these sources may continue to change their lines throughout the week, the ones I post in the topic are frozen and final for our purposes.
-You may use bonus points to skip any level after it is guaranteed you cannot pass it (at the end of the week's games, typically). You may only skip the level before I have posted the next week's topic. The price for skipping is in proportion to the level you are skipping. Skipping level 1 would take 1 bonus point, level 2 will take 2, level 5 will take 5. So on and so forth.

Explanation of Levels:

Level 1: Pick a winner. Simply pick one team to win their game. If they win, you go on to level 2.

Level 2: Pick an Underdog to win. You must pick a team that is an underdog to win their game. Underdogs will always be the team listed second.

Level 3: Level 3: 2 Games with Spread. Using the spreads I provide, pick 2 games. You must get both correct to move on. Spreads work by giving (-) or getting (+) points. The team that is the favorite to win "gives" points to the underdog. If you choose the favorite to win, they must still win after "giving" those points to the underdog. If you choose the underdog, you would be correct if they win the game after "getting" those points. For example, if a game says "Giants (-2.5) vs. Cowboys," if you pick the Giants, they must actually win the game by at least three points; if you pick the Cowboys, you would win if they actually won the game or lost by two points or less.

Level 4: 2 Game differentials. Pick two games and specify them to have a score differential of either 10+ or 5-. Make sure to specify which you pick, if you pick a score to be 10+ and the score ends up 3 apart, you do not advance. You do not need to pick the winner, as long as the differential is correct, it does not matter which team wins.

Level 5: 2 Over/Unders: I will now provide over/unders for each game. This number relates to the final score. You must choose 2 of the games and decide whether the final score will be OVER the number I provided or UNDER the number I provided. You must get both of these correct to advance.

Level 6: Pleaser: Pick one team to win using the spread, but with the pleaser, you lose 6 points on the spread. In other words, add six points in whichever direction makes it harder to win. For example, a (-2.5) spread becomes (-8.5), a (+3.5) becomes a (-2.5) spread, etc.

Level 7: QB, RB, WR: Pick 1 player to throw a touchdown pass, 1 player to rush for a touchdown, and 1 player to catch a touchdown pass. They must all be from different teams, and must also combine for at least 4 touchdowns in their respective positions. Typically you will be picking a QB, RB, and WR, but you may pick players from other positions to fill those roles (i.e. a TE or RB to get a receiving touchdown). You must make it clear what role you are picking the players for if it is not the standard QB/RB/WR or QB/RB/TE. If the player gets a touchdown in a different way (i.e. your rusher getting a receiving touchdown), it does not count.

Level 8: 5 Game Teaser: This is the opposite of level 6. Instead of losing 6 points on each spread, you actually gain 6 points on each spread. But you have to get all 5 games right to move on. So a team favored by 9.5 will now only have to win by 3.5, a team that is getting 2.5 points will now be getting 8.5 points.

Schedule (Favorites listed first; home team in CAPS):

Thursday, November 23rd
DETROIT (-7.5) vs Green Bay 47.5
DALLAS (-12.5) vs Washington 48.5
San Francisco (-7.5) @ SEATTLE 43.5

Friday, November 24th
MIAMI (-9.5) vs New York Jets - 41.5

Sunday, November 26th
1pm
Jacksonville (-1.5) @ HOUSTON 48.5
INDIANAPOLIS (-2.5) vs Tampa Bay 44.5
New England (-3.5) @ NEW YORK GIANTS 34.5
TENNESSEE (-3.5) vs Carolina 36.5
Pittsburgh (-1.5) @ CINCINNATI 35.5
ATLANTA (-0.5) vs New Orleans - 42.5
4pm
Los Angeles Rams (-1.5) @ ARIZONA 44.5
DENVER (-2.5) vs Cleveland 35.5
PHILADELPHIA (-3.5) vs Buffalo - 48.5
Kansas City (-8.5) @ LAS VEGAS 42.5
8:20pm
Baltimore (-3.5) @ LOS ANGELES CHARGERS 48.5

Monday, November 27th
MINNESOTA (-3.5) vs Chicago 43.5

Bonus Question: Three strikes in a row in bowling is called a turkey. Choose a player to score at least 3 touchdowns this week. It can be any combination of passing, rushing, receiving, defensive, or special teams touchdowns. (you don't have to specify the type of touchdowns, just pick a player)
MZero , to the extreme
https://www.twitch.tv/kabazame
Level 5

PHILADELPHIA (-3.5) vs Buffalo - 48.5 UNDER
Jacksonville (-1.5) @ HOUSTON 48.5 OVER

bonus - Lamar Jackson
None of this is good, Vector. That's why it's called "a Sonic game." - Knuckles the Echidna
Okay, I remembered. Reposting.

Week 12 - Level 7
QB - Josh Allen
RB - Gus Edwards
WR - CeeDee Lamb

Bonus: Dak Prescott
LGM
Level 7:

QB - Jared Goff
RB - Christian McCaffrey
WR - Ceedee Lamb

Bonus: Lamar Jackson
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Lv.8:
Detroit (-1.5)
thelefty for analysis crew 2008 imo -transience
I have a third degree burn in flame-o-nomics -Sir Chris
Level 7:

QB - Jared Goff
RB - Christian McCaffrey
WR - Tyreek Hill

Bonus: Josh Allen
Formerly known as Raven 2
Level 5:

DETROIT vs Green Bay under
DENVER vs Cleveland under

Bonus: Lamar Jackson
"so is my word...It will not return to me empty, but will accomplish what I desire and achieve the purpose for which I sent it." - Isaiah 55:11
L6:
Cincinnati (-4.5)

Bonus: Dak Prescott
FM European Challenge - Slaven Belupo (CRO) (17)
Reading - 1Q84 (Book 2) (19)(2)
Level 3:
DETROIT (-7.5)

I'll pick the other game if this one works out.
Moops?
"I thought you were making up diseases? That's spontaneous dental hydroplosion."
Level 6: Buccaneers -3.5

Bonus: Lamar Jackson
KCF can't actually be a real person but he is - greengravy
Level 4:
Dallas/Washington 10+
Miami/New York 10+

Bonus: Dak Prescott
"Video games are meant to be just one thing. Fun. Fun for everyone." -Satoru Iwata
"11533 >>> 1001 imo" - Jeff Zero
Level 5:

DETROIT (-7.5) vs Green Bay 47.5 = OVER
DALLAS (-12.5) vs Washington 48.5 = OVER

Bonus: Jalen Hurts
Board 8's Other NFL Picks League Super Bowl LV Champion!
Level 7:
QB: Dak Prescott
RB: Christian McCaffrey
WR: Stefon Diggs
Bonus: Dak Prescott
It's more like if you don't have to wait in line at Arby's because some dude stopped by and kidnapped all of the other customers. - MoogleKupo141
level 6: Buffalo -2.5
bonus: Dak Prescott
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Level 7
QB: Dak Prescott
RB: Christian McCaffrey
WR: Stefon Diggs

Bonus: Dak Prescott
Huh? Finger!?
What the hell?
Level 3:
Detroit (-7.5)
Dallas (-12.5)

Bonus: Dak Prescott
Not changing this sig until the Winnipeg Blue Bombers win the grey cup. Started Aug. 16/04
WINNIPEG BLUE BOMBERS 2019 AND 2021 GREY CUP CHAMPIONS!!
Level 4:

Dallas/Washington 10+
Denver/Cleveland 5-

Bonus: Lamar Jackson
All hail the coming of the Destroyer - the Slayer's time...is now.
Live and let live.
Pass TD success
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level 5:

cowboys under 48.5
seattle under 43.5

bonus: cj stroud
I am thinking about just walking into the river now that Megaupload is gone and condoms are in porn .-Fubonis
Level 4:

Cowboys/Washington 10+
Miami/Jets 10+

Bonus: Lamar Jackson
does anyone even read this
Level 3:
MIAMI (-9.5)
Baltimore (-3.5)

Bonus: Lamar Jackson

not feeling very good about this. though i guess i was "lucky" enough to miss the opportunity to get wrecked by the lions (barring a reversal of fortunes)
May you find your book in this place.
Formerly known as xp1337.
Thorn posted...


not feeling very good about this. though i guess i was "lucky" enough to miss the opportunity to get wrecked by the lions (barring a reversal of fortunes)
I will never escape level 3 lmao
Not changing this sig until the Winnipeg Blue Bombers win the grey cup. Started Aug. 16/04
WINNIPEG BLUE BOMBERS 2019 AND 2021 GREY CUP CHAMPIONS!!
Got my 2 Goff TDs. Just need CMC and Hill to come through
Formerly known as Raven 2
I almost put Pollard down for RB. I just didn't know who to put down for WR for the Niners/Seahawks.

Oh well, here's hoping I get the Lamb TD in the second half!
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Whew, two down, one to go
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Also congrats to everyone who picked Dak for the bonus
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Level 6: Tampa Bay -3.5

Bonus: Jalen Hurts
The Artist Formerly Known as Hannyabal
Bye bye Level 7

Happy Thanksgiving, everyone!
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Don't let me down tomorrow Hill
Formerly known as Raven 2
Level 6
Houston (-4.5)

Bonus: Jalen Hurts
MZero , to the extreme
https://www.twitch.tv/kabazame
Leonhart4 posted...
Bye bye Level 7

Happy Thanksgiving, everyone!

I wanted to do pick all the Thanksgiving games as well but I chickened out on Goff.
Huh? Finger!?
What the hell?
Getting Dak right gives me 3 bonus points. Going to use them to FINALLY skip level 3!
Not changing this sig until the Winnipeg Blue Bombers win the grey cup. Started Aug. 16/04
WINNIPEG BLUE BOMBERS 2019 AND 2021 GREY CUP CHAMPIONS!!
Onward to level 8
Formerly known as Raven 2
alright made it past level 4 finally

the dream is still alive
does anyone even read this
MZero, looking at Level 8's rules next week, I'm just asking for clarification with an example...

DALLAS (-12.5) vs Washington

In this example, I'd advance if...
1) I pick Dallas and they win by at least 6.5 points
OR
2) I pick Washington and they either lose by less than 6.5 points or win by any amount

(Tracking I gotta get 5 correct at once)
Formerly known as Raven 2
With Dallas, the spread for you would become -6.5.

With Washington, it would become +18.5 (which still wouldn't have covered lawl).
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Augh I had Dolphins for level 6 typed up and chickened out

ZeroSignal posted...
MZero, looking at Level 8's rules next week, I'm just asking for clarification with an example...

DALLAS (-12.5) vs Washington

In this example, I'd advance if...
1) I pick Dallas and they win by at least 6.5 points
OR
2) I pick Washington and they either lose by less than 6.5 points or win by any amount

(Tracking I gotta get 5 correct at once)

Leon is right, you get 6 points of leeway either way.
MZero , to the extreme
https://www.twitch.tv/kabazame
Level 2
Houston Texans
This isn't funny Dean, the voice says I'm almost out of minutes!
~Alexandra
Oof, I shouldn't have waited until Saturday to do this.

Level 4:
Steelers/Bengals 5-
Broncos/Browns 5-

Bonus: Lamar Jackson
""Love" is making a shot to the knees of a target 120 kilometers away using an Aratech sniper rifle with a tri-light scope." HK-47
Level 4:
Kansas City (-8.5) @ LAS VEGAS 42.5 10+
DENVER (-2.5) vs Cleveland 35.5 6-
Bonus: Jalen Hurts
Level 6

Baltimore (-9.5)

Bonus: Josh Allen
"Bordate is a pretty shady place, what with the gangs, casinos, evil corporations and water park." - FAHtastic
Level 5: Patriots/Giants UNDER, Eagles/Bills UNDER

Bonus: Jalen Hurts
Save in the name of true love
~Project 1000~
Level 6
Houston (-4.5)

Bonus: Pat Mahomes
The Pro
Level 7
Qb: Josh Allen
Rb: Jalen Hurts
Wr: Tank Dell

Bonus: Lamar Jackson
I have angry skills.
Level 4:
PHILADELPHIA (-3.5) vs Buffalo - 48.5 10+
Kansas City (-8.5) @ LAS VEGAS 42.5 10+

bonus: Josh Dobbs
Round 2 vs Nichols
Go Dennison!
Level 6
Houston (-4.5)

bonus: CJ Stroud
- TKS -
The Witness
Level 7
QB Patrick Mahomes
RB Saquon Barkley
WR Tank Dell

Bonus Lamar Jackson
http://backloggery.com/articuno2001/sig.gif
Ravens/Chargers OVER 48.5
Bills/Eagles UNDER 48.5

Bonus: Hurts
Never underestimate the power of stupidity in numbers. ~War13104
Never stoop to the level of idiots. They will drag you down and beat you with experience.
QB: Josh Dobbs
RB: Jalen Hurts
WR: Mark Andrews

Bonus: Josh Dobbs
So a planet's somewhere out there, their history the same as ours is written. The only difference is that... Everyone's a kitten!
Level 3: [Both 5-] DENVER (-2.5) vs Cleveland 35.5 and ATLANTA (-0.5) vs New Orleans - 42.5
Bonus: Josh Allen
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