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A few ground rules:
-If I have you blocked you aren't allowed to participate (Note: I don't have anyone blocked)
-Please say which level you are on when you post your pick. In most cases it will be obvious, but this makes it easier for me to record the picks.
-The deadline to make a pick is before the official kick-off time of the game in question. You cannot pick a game that has already started. Some levels may have different deadlines, so read carefully.
-The deadline to answer the bonus question is at the start of games on Sunday (1 PM ET).
-Please don't edit your picks. If you'd like to change, please do so in a clearly labeled new post.
-I get my spreads from an online site providing lines from several sources, both in Vegas and out. Although these sources may continue to change their lines throughout the week, the ones I post in the topic are frozen and final for our purposes.
-You may use bonus points to skip any level after it is guaranteed you cannot pass it (at the end of the week's games, typically). You may only skip the level before I have posted the next week's topic. The price for skipping is in proportion to the level you are skipping. Skipping level 1 would take 1 bonus point, level 2 will take 2, level 5 will take 5. So on and so forth.

Explanation of Levels:

Level 1: Pick a winner. Simply pick one team to win their game. If they win, you go on to level 2.

Level 2: Pick an Underdog to win. You must pick a team that is an underdog to win their game. Underdogs will always be the team listed second.

Level 3: Level 3: 2 Games with Spread. Using the spreads I provide, pick 2 games. You must get both correct to move on. Spreads work by giving (-) or getting (+) points. The team that is the favorite to win "gives" points to the underdog. If you choose the favorite to win, they must still win after "giving" those points to the underdog. If you choose the underdog, you would be correct if they win the game after "getting" those points. For example, if a game says "Giants (-2.5) vs. Cowboys," if you pick the Giants, they must actually win the game by at least three points; if you pick the Cowboys, you would win if they actually won the game or lost by two points or less.

Level 4: 2 Game differentials. Pick two games and specify them to have a score differential of either 10+ or 5-. Make sure to specify which you pick, if you pick a score to be 10+ and the score ends up 3 apart, you do not advance. You do not need to pick the winner, as long as the differential is correct, it does not matter which team wins.

Level 5: 2 Over/Unders: I will now provide over/unders for each game. This number relates to the final score. You must choose 2 of the games and decide whether the final score will be OVER the number I provided or UNDER the number I provided. You must get both of these correct to advance.

Level 6: Pleaser: Pick one team to win using the spread, but with the pleaser, you lose 6 points on the spread. In other words, add six points in whichever direction makes it harder to win. For example, a (-2.5) spread becomes (-8.5), a (+3.5) becomes a (-2.5) spread, etc.

Level 7: QB, RB, WR: Pick 1 player to throw a touchdown pass, 1 player to rush for a touchdown, and 1 player to catch a touchdown pass. They must all be from different teams, and must also combine for at least 4 touchdowns in their respective positions. Typically you will be picking a QB, RB, and WR, but you may pick players from other positions to fill those roles (i.e. a TE or RB to get a receiving touchdown). You must make it clear what role you are picking the players for if it is not the standard QB/RB/WR or QB/RB/TE. If the player gets a touchdown in a different way (i.e. your rusher getting a receiving touchdown), it does not count.

Level 8: 5 Game Teaser: This is the opposite of level 6. Instead of losing 6 points on each spread, you actually gain 6 points on each spread. But you have to get all 5 games right to move on. So a team favored by 9.5 will now only have to win by 3.5, a team that is getting 2.5 points will now be getting 8.5 points.

Schedule (Favorites listed first; home team in CAPS):

Thursday, November 30th
DALLAS (-8.5) vs Seattle 47.5

Sunday, December 3rd
1pm
Los Angeles Chargers (-4.5) @ NEW ENGLAND 40.5
Detroit (-3.5) @ NEW ORLEANS 46.5
Atlanta (-2.5) @ NEW YORK JETS 33.5
PITTSBURGH (-5.5) vs Arizona 41.5
Indianapolis (-1.5) @ TENNESSEE 42.5
Miami (-9.5) @ WASHINGTON 49.5
HOUSTON (-3.5) vs Denver 47.5
4pm
TAMPA BAY (-4.5) vs Carolina 36.5
San Francisco (-2.5) @ PHILADELPHIA 47.5
LOS ANGELES RAMS (-3.5) vs Cleveland 39.5
8pm
Kansas City (-5.5) @ GREEN BAY 42.5

Monday, December 4th
JACKSONVILLE (-8.5) vs Cincinnati 38.5

Bonus Question: Which team will score the fewest points on Sunday?
MZero , to the extreme
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Level 6
Eagles (-3.5)

Bonus: Patriots
MZero , to the extreme
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Level 5:
Detroit (-3.5) @ NEW ORLEANS 46.5 OVER
San Francisco (-2.5) @ PHILADELPHIA 47.5 OVER

Bonus: Jets
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"11533 >>> 1001 imo" - Jeff Zero
Level 5:
Rams/Cleveland UNDER
Chargers/Patriots UNDER

Bonus: Patriots
does anyone even read this
Level 6:
Rams -9.5

Bonus: Patriots
KCF can't actually be a real person but he is - greengravy
Level 8
Los Angeles Chargers (+1.5)
Miami (-3.5)
San Francisco (+3.5)
Kansas City (+0.5)
Jacksonville (-2.5)

Bonus: Jets
Huh? Finger!?
What the hell?
Level 8:
Cowboys -2.5
Chargers + 2.5
Steelers +1.5
Dolphins -3.5
Chiefs +1.5
Bonus: Jets
It's more like if you don't have to wait in line at Arby's because some dude stopped by and kidnapped all of the other customers. - MoogleKupo141
Level 5:
TAMPA BAY vs Carolina over
Detroit @ NEW ORLEANS under

Bonus: New England
"so is my word...It will not return to me empty, but will accomplish what I desire and achieve the purpose for which I sent it." - Isaiah 55:11
Level 8
Dallas (-2.5)
Kansas City (+0.5)
Miami (-3.5)
Jacksonville (-2.5)
LA Chargers (+1.5)

Bonus: New England
Formerly known as Raven 2
Bonus: Browns

Picks later
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Level 7:

QB: Hurts
RB: CMAC
WR: Tyreek

Bonus: Arizona
"Bordate is a pretty shady place, what with the gangs, casinos, evil corporations and water park." - FAHtastic
Level 7

QB - Dak Prescott
RB - Rachaad White
WR - Brandon Aiyuk

Bonus - Arizona
Level 4:
Miami (-9.5) @ WASHINGTON 10+
Kansas City (-5.5) @ GREEN BAY 10+

Bonus: Carolina
May you find your book in this place.
Formerly known as xp1337.
Level 8:

Dallas (-2.5)
Miami (-3.5)
Jacksonville (-2.5)
LA Chargers (+1.5)
Denver (+9.5)
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level 5:

miami over 49.5
carolina under 36.5

bonus: panthers
I am thinking about just walking into the river now that Megaupload is gone and condoms are in porn .-Fubonis
i have been on level 5 forever. hopefully beat it this week but if not i think one more bonus will let me skip it hopefully
I am thinking about just walking into the river now that Megaupload is gone and condoms are in porn .-Fubonis
Level 8
Dallas (-2.5)
Los Angeles Chargers (+1.5)
Miami (-3.5)
Kansas City (+0.5)
Jacksonville (-2.5)

Bonus: Jets

I don't trust Eagles games.
Huh? Finger!?
What the hell?
Level 6:

Philadelphia (-3.5)

Bonus: New York Jets

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Level 4:
DALLAS (-8.5) vs Seattle 47.5 10+
Miami (-9.5) @ WASHINGTON 49.5 10+

Bonus: New York Jets
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Level 6:

Dallas -14.5

Bonus: Jets
The Artist Formerly Known as Hannyabal
Let's just pick a bunch of people I don't like this week.

Level 7
QB: Dak Prescott
RB: Jalen Hurts
WR: Tyreek Hill

Bonus: Jets
LGM
this game is trending toward Dallas winning by 2 or losing by 1 isn't it
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Level 4:

Dolphins/Commanders 10+
Colts/Titans 5-

Bonus: Panthers
""Love" is making a shot to the knees of a target 120 kilometers away using an Aratech sniper rifle with a tri-light scope." HK-47
L6:
Denver (-2.5)

Bonus: Pats
FM European Challenge - Slaven Belupo (CRO) (17)
Reading - 1Q84 (Book 2) (19)(3)
Level 8

Los Angeles Chargers +1.5
Detroit +2.5
Miami -3.5
Kansas City +0.5
Jacksonville -2.5

Bonus: Atlanta
I have angry skills.
Runemistress posted...
Level 8:
Cowboys -2.5
Chargers + 2.5
Steelers +1.5
Dolphins -3.5
Chiefs +1.5
Bonus: Jets

I don't trust Pittsburgh here. Hope I don't regret this, but i'm changing from Steelers +1.5 to Lions +2.5

So my full pick:

Level 8:
Cowboys -2.5
Charges +2.5
Lions +2.5
Dolphins -3.5
Chiefs +1.5
It's more like if you don't have to wait in line at Arby's because some dude stopped by and kidnapped all of the other customers. - MoogleKupo141
QB: Mahomes
RB: McCaffrey
WR: Tyreek Hill

Bonus: Panthers
So a planet's somewhere out there, their history the same as ours is written. The only difference is that... Everyone's a kitten!
Level 4
Kansas City (-5.5) @ GREEN BAY 10+
JACKSONVILLE (-8.5) vs Cincinnati 10+

Bonus: New England
to me hero's is just bad person
Lv.8:
Los Angeles Chargers (+1.5)
Pittsburgh (+0.5)
Miami (-3.5)
Kansas City (+0.5)
Jacksonville (-2.5)

Bonus: Carolina
thelefty for analysis crew 2008 imo -transience
I have a third degree burn in flame-o-nomics -Sir Chris
Level 6: Denver (-2.5)
Bonus: New England
- TKS -
The Witness
Level 5: Kansas City (-5.5) @ GREEN BAY 42.5
AND
Monday, December 4th
JACKSONVILLE (-8.5) vs Cincinnati 38.5
BOTH UNDER

Bonus: Carolina
level 6: Arizona -0.5
bonus: Atlanta
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Level 7
QB Patrick Mahomes
RB Devin Singletary
WR Tank Dell

Bonus: Carolina
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wait that's two on the same team

WR AJ Brown instead
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Got my WR already!
So a planet's somewhere out there, their history the same as ours is written. The only difference is that... Everyone's a kitten!
Level 5: 49ers/Eagles OVER, Rams/Browns UNDER
Save in the name of true love
~Project 1000~
Level 4:
TAMPA BAY vs Carolina 5-
San Francisco @ PHILADELPHIA 5-
All hail the coming of the Destroyer - the Slayer's time...is now.
Live and let live.
Arti posted...
wait that's two on the same team

WR AJ Brown instead

Yeah if not for that rule I'd have gone for the Dallas stack which I think would have passed this week too
thank you dolphins for doing your part today

Now, Mahomes, please don't screw me over for like the third time this season lol
May you find your book in this place.
Formerly known as xp1337.
Level 6:
Kansas City - 11.5

Bonus: Cleveland
The Pro
Got the bonus and 60% through Level 8. Just need KC and Jacksonville to do their part
Formerly known as Raven 2
So glad I made that change. Now I just need the Chiefs to win.
It's more like if you don't have to wait in line at Arby's because some dude stopped by and kidnapped all of the other customers. - MoogleKupo141
This felt like the perfect week to land on Level 8

Of course watch the Jags blow it for everyone
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I got the bonus, so Ill say something I wanted to for weeks.

Skip level 5.
"so is my word...It will not return to me empty, but will accomplish what I desire and achieve the purpose for which I sent it." - Isaiah 55:11
I will never get another bonus
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Can I skip level 6 yet? I dunno how many bonus points I have but if I have enough I wanna skip level 6.
FM European Challenge - Slaven Belupo (CRO) (17)
Reading - 1Q84 (Book 2) (19)(3)
Ok I just need a TD from Mahomes or I get Leoned I've been questioning why I took Mahomes too
So a planet's somewhere out there, their history the same as ours is written. The only difference is that... Everyone's a kitten!
Level 7 passed
LGM
I didn't think New England would actually get me the bonus there
to me hero's is just bad person
Oops.

Kansas City (-5.5)
Cincinnati (+8.5)
Moops?
"I thought you were making up diseases? That's spontaneous dental hydroplosion."
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