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A few ground rules:
-If I have you blocked you aren't allowed to participate (Note: I don't have anyone blocked)
-Please say which level you are on when you post your pick. In most cases it will be obvious, but this makes it easier for me to record the picks.
-The deadline to make a pick is before the official kick-off time of the game in question. You cannot pick a game that has already started. Some levels may have different deadlines, so read carefully.
-The deadline to answer the bonus question is at the start of games on Sunday (1 PM ET).
-Please don't edit your picks. If you'd like to change, please do so in a clearly labeled new post.
-I get my spreads from an online site providing lines from several sources, both in Vegas and out. Although these sources may continue to change their lines throughout the week, the ones I post in the topic are frozen and final for our purposes.
-You may use bonus points to skip any level after it is guaranteed you cannot pass it (at the end of the week's games, typically). You may only skip the level before I have posted the next week's topic. The price for skipping is in proportion to the level you are skipping. Skipping level 1 would take 1 bonus point, level 2 will take 2, level 5 will take 5. So on and so forth.

Explanation of Levels:

Level 1: Pick a winner. Simply pick one team to win their game. If they win, you go on to level 2.

Level 2: Pick an Underdog to win. You must pick a team that is an underdog to win their game. Underdogs will always be the team listed second.

Level 3: Level 3: 2 Games with Spread. Using the spreads I provide, pick 2 games. You must get both correct to move on. Spreads work by giving (-) or getting (+) points. The team that is the favorite to win "gives" points to the underdog. If you choose the favorite to win, they must still win after "giving" those points to the underdog. If you choose the underdog, you would be correct if they win the game after "getting" those points. For example, if a game says "Giants (-2.5) vs. Cowboys," if you pick the Giants, they must actually win the game by at least three points; if you pick the Cowboys, you would win if they actually won the game or lost by two points or less.

Level 4: 2 Game differentials. Pick two games and specify them to have a score differential of either 10+ or 5-. Make sure to specify which you pick, if you pick a score to be 10+ and the score ends up 3 apart, you do not advance. You do not need to pick the winner, as long as the differential is correct, it does not matter which team wins.

Level 5: 2 Over/Unders: I will now provide over/unders for each game. This number relates to the final score. You must choose 2 of the games and decide whether the final score will be OVER the number I provided or UNDER the number I provided. You must get both of these correct to advance.

Level 6: Pleaser: Pick one team to win using the spread, but with the pleaser, you lose 6 points on the spread. In other words, add six points in whichever direction makes it harder to win. For example, a (-2.5) spread becomes (-8.5), a (+3.5) becomes a (-2.5) spread, etc.

Level 7: QB, RB, WR: Pick 1 player to throw a touchdown pass, 1 player to rush for a touchdown, and 1 player to catch a touchdown pass. They must all be from different teams, and must also combine for at least 4 touchdowns in their respective positions. Typically you will be picking a QB, RB, and WR, but you may pick players from other positions to fill those roles (i.e. a TE or RB to get a receiving touchdown). You must make it clear what role you are picking the players for if it is not the standard QB/RB/WR or QB/RB/TE. If the player gets a touchdown in a different way (i.e. your rusher getting a receiving touchdown), it does not count.

Level 8: 5 Game Teaser: This is the opposite of level 6. Instead of losing 6 points on each spread, you actually gain 6 points on each spread. But you have to get all 5 games right to move on. So a team favored by 9.5 will now only have to win by 3.5, a team that is getting 2.5 points will now be getting 8.5 points.

Level 9: Rank 'Em: Pick starting quarterbacks and rank them in order of passing yards they will have this week, from most to least. You must get the entire order correct. TWO CHOICES: You may rank three quarterbacks whose team wins the game, OR any four quarterbacks. All selected quarterbacks must start their game. You must pick all players at once; you cannot make a partial pick to complete later.

Schedule (Favorites listed first; home team in CAPS):

Thursday, December 21st
LOS ANGELES RAMS (-3.5) vs New Orleans 46.5

Saturday, December 23rd
4:30pm
CINCINNATI (-1.5) vs Pittsburgh 36.5
8:15pm
Buffalo (-11.5) @ LOS ANGELES CHARGERS 43.5

Sunday, December 24th
1pm
ATLANTA (-1.5) vs Indianapolis 44.5
Green Bay (-4.5) @ CAROLINA 37.5
Cleveland (-2.5) @ HOUSTON 39.5
Seattle (-2.5) @ TENNESSEE 41.5
NEW YORK JETS (-2.5) vs Washington 37.5
Detroit (-3.5) @ MINNESOTA 46.5
4pm
TAMPA BAY (-0.5) vs Jacksonville 42.5
MIAMI (-0.5) vs Dallas 50.5
CHICAGO (-4.5) vs Arizona 43.5
8:20pm
DENVER (-6.5) vs New England 34.5

Monday, December 25th
1pm
KANSAS CITY (-9.5) vs Las Vegas 41.5
4:30pm
PHILADELPHIA (-11.5) vs New York Giants 42.5
8:15pm
SAN FRANCISCO (-4.5) vs Baltimore 46.5

Bonus Question: Tis the season of giving! Choose a team to commit two or more turnovers.
MZero , to the extreme
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Level 6:
Philadelphia (-17.5)

Bonus:
Arizona
"so is my word...It will not return to me empty, but will accomplish what I desire and achieve the purpose for which I sent it." - Isaiah 55:11
Level 8:
Green Bay +1.5
Denver -0.5
Detroit +2.5
Buffalo -5.5
Cleveland +3.5

Bonus: Miami
Formerly known as Raven 2
Bonus: Washington

Picks later
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Level 8:
Cincinnati (+4.5)
Buffalo (-5.5)
Indianapolis (+7.5)
Seattle (+3.5)
Baltimore (+10.5)

Bonus: Chargers
"Bordate is a pretty shady place, what with the gangs, casinos, evil corporations and water park." - FAHtastic
Level 5:

TAMPA BAY (-0.5) vs Jacksonville 42.5 UNDER
CHICAGO (-4.5) vs Arizona 43.5 UNDER

Bonus: Patriots
May you find your book in this place.
Formerly known as xp1337.
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Fiop posted...
Level 6:
Philadelphia (-17.5)

Bonus:
Arizona
This except my bonus is the Giants!
Never underestimate the power of stupidity in numbers. ~War13104
Never stoop to the level of idiots. They will drag you down and beat you with experience.
Level 7:
QB - Baker Mayfield
RB - Derrick Henry
WR - Sam LaPorta

Bonus: Browns
KCF can't actually be a real person but he is - greengravy
Level 9 - Wins
Josh Allen
Trevor Lawrence
Jordan Love

Bonus: Houston
Huh? Finger!?
What the hell?
level 6: vikings-2.5

bonus: patriots
I am thinking about just walking into the river now that Megaupload is gone and condoms are in porn .-Fubonis
Level 6: Dallas (-5.5)

Bonus: Cleveland
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Level 5:

ATLANTA (-1.5) vs Indy 44.5 UNDER
Cleveland (-2.5) @ HOUSTON 39.5 UNDER

Bonus: Patriots
All hail the coming of the Destroyer - the Slayer's time...is now.
Live and let live.
Level 5:
Cleveland (-2.5) @ HOUSTON 39.5 under
KANSAS CITY (-9.5) vs Las Vegas 41.5 over

Bonus Question: Washington
Round 2 vs Nichols
Go Dennison!
Level 9:

Josh Allen
Jake Browning
Easton Stick
Mason Rudolph

Going to try to knock it all out today
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Level 8
Cincinnati +4.5
Washington +8.5
Denver -0.5
Kansas City -3.5
Philadelphia -5.5

Bonus: Patriots
LGM
Level 7:
QB: Brock Purdy
RB: Raheem Mostert
WR: Mike Evans

Bonus: New England
"Video games are meant to be just one thing. Fun. Fun for everyone." -Satoru Iwata
"11533 >>> 1001 imo" - Jeff Zero
Lv.8:
Cincinnati (+4.5)
Buffalo (-5.5)
thelefty for analysis crew 2008 imo -transience
I have a third degree burn in flame-o-nomics -Sir Chris
Level 8:
Bills -5.5
Jets +3.5
Buccaneers +5.5
Chiefs -3.5
Eagles -5.5
Bonus: Jacksonville Jaguars
It's more like if you don't have to wait in line at Arby's because some dude stopped by and kidnapped all of the other customers. - MoogleKupo141
Level 7:
QB - Josh Allen
RB - Christian McCaffrey
WR - Mike Evans

Bonus: Chargers
- TKS -
The Witness
Level 6:
Jaguars (-5.5)

Bonus: Chargers
""Love" is making a shot to the knees of a target 120 kilometers away using an Aratech sniper rifle with a tri-light scope." HK-47
Not feeling great about having Mason Rudolph last now
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Don't worry. I believe in Easton!
""Love" is making a shot to the knees of a target 120 kilometers away using an Aratech sniper rifle with a tri-light scope." HK-47
Huh, apparently Trevor Lawrence was just cleared from concussion protocol today. Probably should've paid more attention when I was making my picks, wasn't even aware he had one.

For all I know Jordan Love is out with mono.
Huh? Finger!?
What the hell?
Mewtwo59 posted...
Don't worry. I believe in Easton!

Well, he's got a 45 yard window he has to fit in...!
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Easton Stick already has over 70 yards

But Josh Allen may be the bigger concern. He was my #1 last week and um..
You'll just keep going. Not out of any desire for good or evil, but just because you think you can - And because you "can"... You "have to".
I'll laugh if I manage to land the other three in the right order but I'm off on Allen
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Leonhart4 posted...
I'll laugh if I manage to land the other three in the right order but I'm off on Allen
It's exactly what I did if you swap the Houston QB to the right one!

Allen was last of my 4.
You'll just keep going. Not out of any desire for good or evil, but just because you think you can - And because you "can"... You "have to".
That's a start
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Third try on Level 8. All three have failed before Sunday.
LGM
You might actually get everyone but Allen

Barring a Bills TD here, and the obvious 2 point conversion they'll be attempting after, all the level 8s that have already picked will be dead already.
You'll just keep going. Not out of any desire for good or evil, but just because you think you can - And because you "can"... You "have to".
If this game goes into overtime I might still have a chance
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Oh I misread Stick's yardage, he's not even close
You'll just keep going. Not out of any desire for good or evil, but just because you think you can - And because you "can"... You "have to".
Level 8
Cleveland +3.5
Detroit +2.5
Jacksonville +6.5
DENVER (-0.5)
Baltimore +10.5

Bonus: Washington
I have angry skills.
Level 6
Detroit (-9.5)

Bonus: Jets
The Pro
We'll try again next week

Merry Christmas, everyone!
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Level 8
Colts +7.5
Packers +1.5
Bears +1.5
Seattle +3.5
Browns +3.5

Bonus: Cardinals
Level 4:
Chicago vs Arizona 5-
Philadelphia vs New York Giants 10+

Bonus: Arizona
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Level 5: Miami/Dallas OVER, Tampa/Jacksonville OVER

Bonus: Texans
Save in the name of true love
~Project 1000~
Bonus: Detroit
Level 6: Arizona (-1.5)
level 7
qb gardner minshew
rb christian mccaffrey
wr aj brown

bonus: commanders
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Bonus Giants

I'll pick later
You'll just keep going. Not out of any desire for good or evil, but just because you think you can - And because you "can"... You "have to".
level 7:
Passing: Brock Purdy
Rushing: Jalen Hurts
Receiving: CeeDee Lamb
bonus: Chicago
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Wow I finally got another bonus point
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Bah, I originally wrote the Browns for my bonus, but then I changed at the last second because I decided to have faith in Joe Flacco. I should've known that he'd have had a couple of picks in there even if he threw for over 350 yards.
""Love" is making a shot to the knees of a target 120 kilometers away using an Aratech sniper rifle with a tri-light scope." HK-47
Well, I'm still alive. I need Lawrence to throw for somewhere between 237 and 219.

Watch him do exactly that but then the Jags lose so it doesn't matter.
Huh? Finger!?
What the hell?
Man, what the hell Colts. I thought that was easily the most nailed on of my picks
not looking good for either of my unders here despite a team in each being at 0 and 7 points through roughly one half

bears showing up
May you find your book in this place.
Formerly known as xp1337.
Level 9: Monday Special Edition

Mahomes
Purdy
Hurts

Bonus Giants I did before

Also it looks like everyone on level 8/9 failed this week?

Ok I think almost everyone failed everything.
You'll just keep going. Not out of any desire for good or evil, but just because you think you can - And because you "can"... You "have to".
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