B8 NFL Ladder Contest 2023 Week 17

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A few ground rules:
-If I have you blocked you aren't allowed to participate (Note: I don't have anyone blocked)
-Please say which level you are on when you post your pick. In most cases it will be obvious, but this makes it easier for me to record the picks.
-The deadline to make a pick is before the official kick-off time of the game in question. You cannot pick a game that has already started. Some levels may have different deadlines, so read carefully.
-The deadline to answer the bonus question is at the start of games on Sunday (1 PM ET).
-Please don't edit your picks. If you'd like to change, please do so in a clearly labeled new post.
-I get my spreads from an online site providing lines from several sources, both in Vegas and out. Although these sources may continue to change their lines throughout the week, the ones I post in the topic are frozen and final for our purposes.
-You may use bonus points to skip any level after it is guaranteed you cannot pass it (at the end of the week's games, typically). You may only skip the level before I have posted the next week's topic. The price for skipping is in proportion to the level you are skipping. Skipping level 1 would take 1 bonus point, level 2 will take 2, level 5 will take 5. So on and so forth.

Explanation of Levels:

Level 1: Pick a winner. Simply pick one team to win their game. If they win, you go on to level 2.

Level 2: Pick an Underdog to win. You must pick a team that is an underdog to win their game. Underdogs will always be the team listed second.

Level 3: Level 3: 2 Games with Spread. Using the spreads I provide, pick 2 games. You must get both correct to move on. Spreads work by giving (-) or getting (+) points. The team that is the favorite to win "gives" points to the underdog. If you choose the favorite to win, they must still win after "giving" those points to the underdog. If you choose the underdog, you would be correct if they win the game after "getting" those points. For example, if a game says "Giants (-2.5) vs. Cowboys," if you pick the Giants, they must actually win the game by at least three points; if you pick the Cowboys, you would win if they actually won the game or lost by two points or less.

Level 4: 2 Game differentials. Pick two games and specify them to have a score differential of either 10+ or 5-. Make sure to specify which you pick, if you pick a score to be 10+ and the score ends up 3 apart, you do not advance. You do not need to pick the winner, as long as the differential is correct, it does not matter which team wins.

Level 5: 2 Over/Unders: I will now provide over/unders for each game. This number relates to the final score. You must choose 2 of the games and decide whether the final score will be OVER the number I provided or UNDER the number I provided. You must get both of these correct to advance.

Level 6: Pleaser: Pick one team to win using the spread, but with the pleaser, you lose 6 points on the spread. In other words, add six points in whichever direction makes it harder to win. For example, a (-2.5) spread becomes (-8.5), a (+3.5) becomes a (-2.5) spread, etc.

Level 7: QB, RB, WR: Pick 1 player to throw a touchdown pass, 1 player to rush for a touchdown, and 1 player to catch a touchdown pass. They must all be from different teams, and must also combine for at least 4 touchdowns in their respective positions. Typically you will be picking a QB, RB, and WR, but you may pick players from other positions to fill those roles (i.e. a TE or RB to get a receiving touchdown). You must make it clear what role you are picking the players for if it is not the standard QB/RB/WR or QB/RB/TE. If the player gets a touchdown in a different way (i.e. your rusher getting a receiving touchdown), it does not count.

Level 8: 5 Game Teaser: This is the opposite of level 6. Instead of losing 6 points on each spread, you actually gain 6 points on each spread. But you have to get all 5 games right to move on. So a team favored by 9.5 will now only have to win by 3.5, a team that is getting 2.5 points will now be getting 8.5 points.

Level 9: Rank 'Em: Pick starting quarterbacks and rank them in order of passing yards they will have this week, from most to least. You must get the entire order correct. TWO CHOICES: You may rank three quarterbacks whose team wins the game, OR any four quarterbacks. All selected quarterbacks must start their game. You must pick all players at once; you cannot make a partial pick to complete later.

TIEBREAKER: This is where the bonus points you have acquired throughout the season come into play. For every bonus point you have, you may attempt a level you have previously passed. You can only "redeem" each bonus point once, but you may spread them out however you choose amongst the remaining weeks (oops). You cannot attempt the same level more than once in the same week (although you can attempt similar levels with the same pick, i.e. Level 3 and Level 6). For each level you pass, you will get points equal to the level number passed (i.e. if you submit a Level 4 pick and get it right, that's 4 points). The total accumulation of these points will be the tiebreaker between anyone tied at the highest level at the end of the season.

Schedule (Favorites listed first; home team in CAPS):

Thursday, December 28th
CLEVELAND (-7.5) vs New York Jets 34.5

Saturday, December 30th
DALLAS (-5.5) vs Detroit 53.5

Sunday, December 31st
1pm
BALTIMORE (-3.5) vs Miami 46.5
BUFFALO (-13.5) vs New England 40.5
CHICAGO (-2.5) vs Atlanta 37.5
HOUSTON (-4.5) vs Tennessee 43.5
INDIANAPOLIS (-3.5) vs Las Vegas 43.5
JACKSONVILLE (-6.5) vs Carolina 37.5
Los Angeles Rams (-5.5) @ NEW YORK GIANTS 44.5
PHILADELPHIA (-10.5) vs Arizona 47.5
TAMPA BAY (-2.5) vs New Orleans 42.5
San Francisco (-12.5) @ WASHINGTON 49.5
4pm
SEATTLE (-3.5) vs Pittsburgh 41.5
KANSAS CITY (-6.5) vs Cincinnati 44.5
DENVER (-3.5) vs Los Angeles Chargers 37.5
8:20pm
MINNESOTA (-1.5) vs Green Bay 46.5

Bonus Question: Choose a team to score more field goals than touchdowns.
MZero , to the extreme
https://www.twitch.tv/kabazame
Level 9
Camden*****
Crescent-Moon***
Leonhart4***

Level 8
DpObliVion*
HanOfTheNekos******
Runemistress******
Shattered**
terpaholic******
th3l3fty**
thekitchensink******
ZeroSignal*****

Level 7
5tarscream*
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KCF0107*****
MZero**
Xuxon*****

Level 6
andel*****
changmas****
Fiop*****
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Thorn****

Level 5
Bartz*****
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Level 4
Jakyl25*
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SirChris**
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Level 3
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wallmasterz*
Wigs**
Wizardsfan1000**

Level 2
BlueCrystalTear*
Dancedreamer*
Eddv
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Level 1
Bossman_Coolguy
guffguy89
StifledSilence*
ZaziGuado*

MZero , to the extreme
https://www.twitch.tv/kabazame
Bonus: Jets

Picks later
https://imgur.com/WqDcNNq
https://imgur.com/89Z5jrB
Bonus: Jets

Level 8
Jacksonville (-0.5)
LA Rams (+0.5)
Cleveland (-1.5)
Baltimore (+2.5)
Kansas City (-0.5)
Formerly known as Raven 2
L7:
Tagovailoa
McCaffrey
Kelce

Bonus: Indianapolis
FM European Challenge - Slaven Belupo (CRO) (17)
Reading - 1Q84 (Book 2) (19)(4)
Level 6:
PHILADELPHIA (-16.5)

Bonus: Arizona

Also, do the asterisks mean currently active bonus points? I spent five to skip level 5, so I shouldn't have any active (unless I got bonus questions right since then, but it hasn't been long enough to get 5 more).
"so is my word...It will not return to me empty, but will accomplish what I desire and achieve the purpose for which I sent it." - Isaiah 55:11
I should have six bonus points as your update last week said I had 5 entering the week, and I picked the Browns as my bonus.

Level 7:
QB: Matthew Stafford
HB: Ty Chandler
WR: Mike Evans

Bonus: Jaguars
KCF can't actually be a real person but he is - greengravy
Level 9
Purdy
Mahomes
Lawrence
Siemian

Bonus: Arizona

Tiebreaker Level 8
Browns (-1.5)
Jaguars (-0.5)
Rams (+0.5)
Eagles (-4.5)
Chiefs (-0.5)

Tiebreaker Level 7
QB Dak Prescott
RB Christian McCaffrey
WR Mike Evans
Huh? Finger!?
What the hell?
Lv.8:
Cleveland (-1.5)
thelefty for analysis crew 2008 imo -transience
I have a third degree burn in flame-o-nomics -Sir Chris
Bonus: Jets

Level 8 Tiebreaker: Starting this with Browns -1.5.

Rest later
You'll just keep going. Not out of any desire for good or evil, but just because you think you can - And because you "can"... You "have to".
Level 8
CLEVELAND (-1.5)
Las Vegas (+9.5)
New Orleans (+8.5)
Green Bay (+7.5)
KANSAS CITY (-0.5)

Bonus: Falcons

Tiebreakers
Level 7 - Stafford, Mostert, CeeDee Lamb
Level 4 - SF/Was 10+, Buf/NE 10+
Level 2 - Raiders
- TKS -
The Witness
Level 6: CLEVELAND (-13.5)
Bonus: Jets
May you find your book in this place.
Formerly known as xp1337.
level 6: dolphins-2.5

bonus: steelers
I am thinking about just walking into the river now that Megaupload is gone and condoms are in porn .-Fubonis
Garbage time really dunked on my Siemian pick for lowest yardage.
Huh? Finger!?
What the hell?
Fiop posted...
Also, do the asterisks mean currently active bonus points? I spent five to skip level 5, so I shouldn't have any active (unless I got bonus questions right since then, but it hasn't been long enough to get 5 more).

Spent points should be in parentheses but I goofed. You're at zero with 5 spent

KCF0107 posted...
I should have six bonus points as your update last week said I had 5 entering the week, and I picked the Browns as my bonus.

i don't know why but I marked the Browns as an incorrect pick even though I marked it as corrected for someone else >_> fixed! (i can't edit the post though, but you have 6 points yes)
MZero , to the extreme
https://www.twitch.tv/kabazame
Level 9:

Dak Prescott
Lamar Jackson
Jordan Love
Derek Carr

Might try to use a bonus point later
https://imgur.com/WqDcNNq
https://imgur.com/89Z5jrB
Level 8

HOUSTON (+1.5)
JACKSONVILLE (-0.5)
Los Angeles Rams (+0.5)
PHILADELPHIA (-4.5)
San Francisco (-6.5)

Bonus: Denver Broncos
"Bordate is a pretty shady place, what with the gangs, casinos, evil corporations and water park." - FAHtastic
Level 7:
QB: Jared Goff
RB: Christian McCaffrey
WR: CeeDee Lamb

Bonus: Atlanta
"Video games are meant to be just one thing. Fun. Fun for everyone." -Satoru Iwata
"11533 >>> 1001 imo" - Jeff Zero
Well, apparently it didn't matter that Siemian got all those yards since Lawrence isn't playing anyway. Should've learned my lesson after Lawrence almost didn't play last week, I guess.

Time to put my hater hat on for the next couple days.
Huh? Finger!?
What the hell?
Camden posted...
Well, apparently it didn't matter that Siemian got all those yards since Lawrence isn't playing anyway. Should've learned my lesson after Lawrence almost didn't play last week, I guess.

Time to put my hater hat on for the next couple days.

I will count whoever starts for the Jaguars in place of Lawrence
MZero , to the extreme
https://www.twitch.tv/kabazame
Level 7
Pass: Dak Prescott
Rush: Jalen Hurts
Catch: Mike Evans

Bonus: Seattle
MZero , to the extreme
https://www.twitch.tv/kabazame
Level 8
Atlanta +8.5
Los Angeles Rams +0.5
Philadelphia -4.5
San Francisco -6.5
Green Bay +7.5

Bonus: Washington

Tiebreaker - Level 7:
QB - Brock Purdy
RB - Jalen Hurts
WR - CeeDee Lamb
LGM
Camden posted...
Level 9
Purdy
Mahomes
Lawrence
Siemian

Bonus: Arizona

Tiebreaker Level 8
Browns (-1.5)
Jaguars (-0.5)
Rams (+0.5)
Eagles (-4.5)
Chiefs (-0.5)

Tiebreaker Level 7
QB Dak Prescott
RB Christian McCaffrey
WR Mike Evans

With Lawrence out, I want to change my Jaguars pick in the L8 tiebreaker to 49ers (-6.5)
Huh? Finger!?
What the hell?
level 7:
Passing: Brock Purdy
Rushing: Jalen Hurts
Receiving: CeeDee Lamb

bonus: Atlanta
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxkdr0uNc91qlu5jao1_r1_400.gif
Level 6:

Steelers (-2.5)

Bonus: Denver
""Love" is making a shot to the knees of a target 120 kilometers away using an Aratech sniper rifle with a tri-light scope." HK-47
Feeling decent about picking Dak as my #1 QB
https://imgur.com/WqDcNNq
https://imgur.com/89Z5jrB
thekitchensink posted...


Tiebreakers
Level 7 - Stafford, Mostert, CeeDee Lamb

Changing Mostert out of my L7 tiebreaker pick for James Conner

- TKS -
The Witness
Level 6:
Kansas City (-12.5)

Bonus: Tampa Bay
The Pro
Tampa -8.5

Bonus: Titans
Never underestimate the power of stupidity in numbers. ~War13104
Never stoop to the level of idiots. They will drag you down and beat you with experience.
Lv.8:
Baltimore (+2.5)
New England (+19.5)
Los Angeles Rams (+0.5)
Tampa Bay (+3.5)

Bonus: Atlanta
thelefty for analysis crew 2008 imo -transience
I have a third degree burn in flame-o-nomics -Sir Chris
Level 8:
Panthers +12.5
Rams +.5
Eagles -4.5
Buccaneers +3.5
Chiefs -.5
Bonus: Giants
It's more like if you don't have to wait in line at Arby's because some dude stopped by and kidnapped all of the other customers. - MoogleKupo141
Level 5:

PHILADELPHIA (-10.5) vs Arizona 47.5 UNDER
San Francisco (-12.5) @ WASHINGTON 49.5 UNDER

Bonus: Chargers
All hail the coming of the Destroyer - the Slayer's time...is now.
Live and let live.
Level 8
Pitt +9.5
Tampa +3.5
Jags -0.5
Eagles -4.5
Raiders +9.5

Bonus - Giants

Level 8
Las Vegas +9.5
Los Angeles Rams +0.5
BALTIMORE +2.5
San Francisco -6.5
Cincinnati +12.5

Bonus: Carolina
I have angry skills.
Once again changing my Level 7 tiebreaker pick to:

L7: Stafford, Zamir White, CeeDee Lamb

also gonna change my bonus to the Bengals

- TKS -
The Witness
Tiebreakers
Level 7
Qb: Brock Purdy
Rb: Jalen Hurts
Wr: Travis Kelce

Level 6
Las Vegas -2.5
I have angry skills.
Crescent-Moon posted...
Bonus: Jets

Level 8 Tiebreaker: Starting this with Browns -1.5.

Rest later
Rams +.5
Bucs +3.5
Atlanta +8.5
Ravens +2.5
SF -6.5

Level 9:

Brock Purdy
Lamar Jackson
Josh Allen
You'll just keep going. Not out of any desire for good or evil, but just because you think you can - And because you "can"... You "have to".
level 7
qb josh allen
rb christian mccaffrey
wr mike evans

bonus Titans
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Level 6: KANSAS CITY (-12.5)
Bonus: Atlanta
I went with the guy playing the worst defense in the league on top.

Oops
You'll just keep going. Not out of any desire for good or evil, but just because you think you can - And because you "can"... You "have to".
Lamar off to a good start for my #2 QB, but maybe a little too good

Carr not putting up big numbers despite being up 14-0
https://imgur.com/WqDcNNq
https://imgur.com/89Z5jrB
Level 4:
KANSAS CITY (-6.5) vs Cincinnati Under 5
MINNESOTA (-1.5) vs Green Bay Under 5

Bonus: Pittsburgh
Moops?
"I thought you were making up diseases? That's spontaneous dental hydroplosion."
Okay, now I need Jordan Love to throw for between 198 and 320 yards

Seems doable
https://imgur.com/WqDcNNq
https://imgur.com/89Z5jrB
If you get to level 10 it's going to be incredibly hard to catch you. Ranking qbs in the final week is going to be near impossible.
Huh? Finger!?
What the hell?
Oh hey, I got the bonus so I can skip Level 7 for the final week like I probably want to/should
KCF can't actually be a real person but he is - greengravy
Yeah, I knew this was going to be one of those games the Steelers win that they had no business winning.
""Love" is making a shot to the knees of a target 120 kilometers away using an Aratech sniper rifle with a tri-light scope." HK-47
Love with 100 yards after the 1st quarter

Solid start
https://imgur.com/WqDcNNq
https://imgur.com/89Z5jrB
Only need 18 more yards
https://imgur.com/WqDcNNq
https://imgur.com/89Z5jrB
And Love is in range

They shouldn't be passing a ton the rest of the game with this lead, especially once we get into the 4th quarter. At least that's the hope.
https://imgur.com/WqDcNNq
https://imgur.com/89Z5jrB
The Vikings are doing what the Dolphins did, not putting up enough of a fight to drive the yards up. Love probably won't even play the 4th.
You'll just keep going. Not out of any desire for good or evil, but just because you think you can - And because you "can"... You "have to".
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