Madame Web reviews: "It is the Cats: The Movie of superhero movies"

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Today, I owe Morbius an apology, because it turned out that Sony Pictures just needed a little more time and a whole lot of misplaced confidence to make an even worse Spidey spinoff, the astoundingly abysmal Madame Web.

let them cook
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Does Madame Web have a butthole?
https://imgur.com/WqDcNNq
https://imgur.com/89Z5jrB
isn't that where the web comes out?
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Venom being successful really tricked Sony into thinking they could make whatever Spider-Man related movies they wanted and it would work.

All hail Kraven later this year.
It's Reyn Time.
KamikazePotato posted...
All hail Kraven later this year.

if this trend continues, oh man oh man oh man I can't wait
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I dunno I find these films more endearing than the DCU films even if the latter are better

maybe its because of how bad they are
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I only just now learned Morbius was in the Spiderman universe
azuarc wasn't even home. he was playing Magic the Gathering at his buddy's store, which is extremely easy to verify
LiquidOshawott posted...
I dunno I find these films more endearing than the DCU films even if the latter are better

maybe its because of how bad they are

They definitely have a "so bad it's hilarious" quality that the bad DC movies lack
https://imgur.com/WqDcNNq
https://imgur.com/89Z5jrB
I read that like all of the antagonists lines are ADRd (dubbed in post-production)

In a shock to no one, it seems like Sony didnt even know what they were doing with the movie while they were making it

also theres no mid-credits/ post-credits tease of anything, theyre not even pretending that this thing is going somewhere
For your Azuarc .
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It seems it is more a Pepsi advertisement than anything else.
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Leonhart4 posted...
They definitely have a "so bad it's hilarious" quality that the bad DC movies lack

they also are always like an hour shorter. Venom and Morbius were both like 1 hour 45, while WW84 was two and a half and Batman vs Superman was 3 hours
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FFDragon posted...
isn't that where the web comes out?
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/5/511bcf5a.jpg
https://youtu.be/qj9p6IFSlnk?si=cZ5L4OPM0TjVjwCD
https://i.ibb.co/3M3Gmgj/r-CEGjv8-Q2-Stzp2rdtr9pg-UVi.png
I actually thought Madame Web looked OK but was doomed to failure because it's a terrible title

Guess I was right about the doom part but mostly wrong.
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Leonhart4 posted...
They definitely have a "so bad it's hilarious" quality that the bad DC movies lack
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dL2FWc29fC0

This scene alone has more artistic notability then the last dozen DC movies
It's Reyn Time.
I'm just now realizing Matt Smith is in Morbeus. Shows how poorly the movie was marketed I would have actually watched that.
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KamikazePotato posted...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dL2FWc29fC0

This scene alone has more artistic notability then the last dozen DC movies

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Matt Smith is the only person in that movie having fun and it shows

http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lcb35gGx0t1qailr4o1_500.gif
http://www.megavideo.com/?v=57N0YAEJ
UltimaterializerX posted...
I for one am shocked that hiring untalented activists leads to bad products.
It's cuz they canceled Weinstein, the only good movie maker in Hollywood
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I agree that bad Marvel movies are way more hilarious in general but WW84 is a legendary, all-time, gut-busting hilariously bad movie.
I've decided to put my fears behind me. I'm not going back.
If you're gonna scream, scream with me
Bad in ways even debacles like Catwoman and Batman & Robin never broached.

I will not pay for this movie, but now I'm dying to see it
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This is a movie where the actors used their official promotional interviews to talk about how the industry is fucked rather than to promote the movie.

Of course it's gonna be a trainwreck.
https://youtu.be/qj9p6IFSlnk?si=cZ5L4OPM0TjVjwCD
https://i.ibb.co/3M3Gmgj/r-CEGjv8-Q2-Stzp2rdtr9pg-UVi.png
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My wife just yelled at me to not invite internet strangers to go see Madame web with me but youre all invited if you live in north jersey and want to spend Valentines Day morning with zen of thunder. Do not tell my wife
(|| ' ' ||) When have you ever seen three big, very smooth arcs
. /|_|\ of hair sticking out of a person's forehead? I haven't!
ZenOfThunder posted...
My wife just yelled at me to not invite internet strangers to go see Madame web with me but youre all invited if you live in north jersey and want to spend Valentines Day morning with zen of thunder. Do not tell my wife

I did not realize you were married now!

Belated congrats and all
https://imgur.com/WqDcNNq
https://imgur.com/89Z5jrB
damn

north jersey just out of my range of feasibly dong that

south jersey I could do in like 2 hours
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I'm tempted to see it, hopefully it's one of those so bad it's good movies.
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Leonhart4 posted...
Does Madame Web have a butthole?

Im not sure, but Id like to find out.
Phantom Dust.
"I'll just wait for time to prove me right again." - Vlado
I have seen it described as "the memes will save this movie from obscurity" and I kinda need to see it in theaters now.
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Leonhart4 posted...
I did not realize you were married now!

Belated congrats and all

thank you, I didn't update facebook because we don't want our parents to know

it's one of those marriages
(|| ' ' ||) When have you ever seen three big, very smooth arcs
. /|_|\ of hair sticking out of a person's forehead? I haven't!
"Oh noes Morbius did terribly, should we stop making Spiderman stuff without Spiderman?"

"LOL no, you're fired"

is how Imagined that went
https://i.imgur.com/qBpLe47.png
http://i.imgur.com/25MHSn1.gif
Nothing is funnier than the time Sony lost $300k because they rereleased Morbius for the memes and nobody went to go see it.
https://youtu.be/qj9p6IFSlnk?si=cZ5L4OPM0TjVjwCD
https://i.ibb.co/3M3Gmgj/r-CEGjv8-Q2-Stzp2rdtr9pg-UVi.png
PrivateBiscuit1 posted...
I have seen it described as "the memes will save this movie from obscurity" and I kinda need to see it in theaters now.
How do y'all keep falling for this BS lol
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ZenOfThunder posted...
My wife just yelled at me to not invite internet strangers to go see Madame web with me but youre all invited if you live in north jersey and want to spend Valentines Day morning with zen of thunder. Do not tell my wife

if it was not morning, I would consider
Warning: I'm literally VeryInsane.
Madame Web is a two-hour trailer for the movie you think youre watching, but actually arent. If thats confusing, welcome to the world of Madame Web, where everyone is confused about basically everything, all of the time.
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foolm0r0n posted...
How do y'all keep falling for this BS lol
I like to enjoy bad movies sometimes. What can I say?
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Madame Web spins a messy and chaotic experience that is WILDLY entertaining in all the wrong ways.

Down to 16%

foolm0r0n posted...
How do y'all keep falling for this BS lol

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/3/3719cb07.jpg
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I'm not sure FFD has ever been as excited for something he isn't going to play/watch as he is for Madame Web right now.
Not a stinky alien. :(
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I am going to pirate the shit out of this in seven months.
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Is it pirating if it's something valueless?

You will be donating bandwidth to it.
Not a stinky alien. :(
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If a movie flops and no one is around to see it, is it still morbin time?
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That is actually what morbin' time is.
Not a stinky alien. :(
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Hope youre ready to watch it twice.
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"[Freud] started his scientific career by trying to explain the sexuality of a fish. And he failed."
Never forget how Sony was tricked into thinking they could release Morbius a second time in theaters and expect it to be successful only to find out people just liked saying Morbin Time about their stupid movie.
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The thing that I think is underappreciated is that overall, Morbius did not lose money. It made $168 million on a $75 million budget. Thats profitable when ancilliaries are taken into account. Thats the thing, these movies are cheap, they cost about a third of what the typical MCU movie does, even if they dont post amazing returns losses are minimal. So in other words they will keep making these terrible movies lol.
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LightningStrikes posted...
It made $168 million on a $75 million budget.
If they can replicate that with this movie then they will officially make Shitty Marvel a genre that they will pump out every year. It will be a challenge to get the lowest RT score. Fans will love it. They'll eventually make an Avengers movie that features all the characters.
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foolm0r0n posted...
They'll eventually make an Avengers movie that features all the characters.

This sounds awesome.
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Garfield Spidey is basically what the universe this is on with right

Maybe we get another movie of his too
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Short answer: no

Sony initially wanted Garfield to be the main Spider-Man in its Spider-Man Universe, beginning with Madame Web. However, those plans were later scrapped and Tom Holland's Spider-Man was chosen as the movie's Wall-Crawler. Sneider continued that all mentions of either Spider-Man were then removed during reshoots after Sony realized that the timelines didn't add up for either version to appear. Madame Web was apparently going to be set in the 1990s/early 2000s until reshoots removed any reference to the movie taking place in a particular year.

Long answer: who the fuck knows, not sony
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