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Because I am still sad it didn't get a sequel/prequel/video game.

  • 1 kill per user per hour
  • Last monster standing wins
  • I used the Wikia to choose the list of monsters, with all the listed monsters on the whiteboard and a few monsters who were featured at least somewhat prominently on the film itself


Alien Beast
American Slow-Walking Creepy Girl
Angry Molesting Tree
The Bride
Clowns
Deadites
Demons
Dismemberment Goblins
The Doctors
Dolls
Dragonbat
Giant
Giant Snake
Hell Lord
The Huron
Jack O'Lantern
Japanese Floaty Girl
Kevin
Killer Robot
Merman
Mummy
Mutants
The Reanimated
Reptilius
Sasquatch/Wendigo/Yeti
The Scarecrow Folk
Sexy Witches
Snowman
Sugarplum Fairy
Twins
Unicorn
Vampires
Werewolf
Witches
Wraiths
Zombie Redneck Torture Family
Zombies
God has heard my soul.
Zombie Redneck Torture Family
**R.O.B.A.Z.O.I.D**
Sugarplum Fairy
I've decided to put my fears behind me. I'm not going back.
If you're gonna scream, scream with me
Zombies
Moops?
"I thought you were making up diseases? That's spontaneous dental hydroplosion."
The Huron
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Tales of Berseria
Vampires
God has heard my soul.
Dolls
**R.O.B.A.Z.O.I.D**
Alien Beast
American Slow-Walking Creepy Girl
Angry Molesting Tree
The Bride
Clowns
Deadites
Demons
Dismemberment Goblins
The Doctors
Dragonbat
Giant
Giant Snake
Hell Lord
Jack O'Lantern
Japanese Floaty Girl
Kevin
Killer Robot
Merman
Mummy
Mutants
The Reanimated
Reptilius
Sasquatch/Wendigo/Yeti
The Scarecrow Folk
Sexy Witches
Snowman
Twins
Unicorn
Werewolf
Witches
Wraiths

God has heard my soul.
Twins
"DiGiorno's for the oven, Totino's for the microwave... and the memories are for us." - Angela Giarratana
Alien Beast
I've decided to put my fears behind me. I'm not going back.
If you're gonna scream, scream with me
Reptilius
**R.O.B.A.Z.O.I.D** (On mobile)
You got to save the Merman
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Giant

Update:
American Slow-Walking Creepy Girl
Angry Molesting Tree
The Bride
Clowns
Deadites
Demons
Dismemberment Goblins
The Doctors
Dragonbat
Giant
Giant Snake
Hell Lord
Jack O'Lantern
Japanese Floaty Girl
Kevin
Killer Robot
Merman
Mummy
Mutants
The Reanimated
Sasquatch/Wendigo/Yeti
The Scarecrow Folk
Sexy Witches
Snowman
Unicorn
Werewolf
Witches
Wraiths
God has heard my soul.
Hell Lord
**R.O.B.A.Z.O.I.D** (On mobile)
Mutants

Update:
American Slow-Walking Creepy Girl
Angry Molesting Tree
The Bride
Clowns
Deadites
Demons
Dismemberment Goblins
The Doctors
Dragonbat
Giant
Giant Snake
Jack O'Lantern
Japanese Floaty Girl
Kevin
Killer Robot
Merman
Mummy
The Reanimated
Sasquatch/Wendigo/Yeti
The Scarecrow Folk
Sexy Witches
Snowman
Unicorn
Werewolf
Witches
Wraiths
God has heard my soul.
Werewolf
I just decided to change this sig.
Blaaaaaaargh azuarc
I have never really participated in a kill my topic but this is perfect.

Dragonbat

Also whoever says merman is getting blocked
http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lcb35gGx0t1qailr4o1_500.gif
http://www.megavideo.com/?v=57N0YAEJ
I don't know what this is, but some of those names are hilarious.
Only the exceptions can be exceptional.
American Slow-Walking Creepy Girl
Demons
Moops?
"I thought you were making up diseases? That's spontaneous dental hydroplosion."
The Reanimated

azuarc posted...
I don't know what this is, but some of those names are hilarious.

You should watch the movie, especially if you have no idea about it. Great film.
I just decided to change this sig.
Blaaaaaaargh azuarc
Witches
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Mummy

Update:
Angry Molesting Tree
The Bride
Clowns
Deadites
Dismemberment Goblins
The Doctors
Dragonbat
Giant
Giant Snake
Jack O'Lantern
Japanese Floaty Girl
Kevin
Killer Robot
Merman
Sasquatch/Wendigo/Yeti
The Scarecrow Folk
Sexy Witches
Snowman
Unicorn
Wraiths
God has heard my soul.
Clowns
"Bordate is a pretty shady place, what with the gangs, casinos, evil corporations and water park." - FAHtastic
Deadites

Update missed Dragonbat kill at post 17
Oh thanks for that.

Update:
Angry Molesting Tree
The Bride
Dismemberment Goblins
The Doctors
Giant
Giant Snake
Jack O'Lantern
Japanese Floaty Girl
Kevin
Killer Robot
Merman
Sasquatch/Wendigo/Yeti
The Scarecrow Folk
Sexy Witches
Snowman
Unicorn
Wraiths
God has heard my soul.
Unicorn
**R.O.B.A.Z.O.I.D** (On mobile)
You are a bad, bad person.

Clowns
~Peaf~
Giant
http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lcb35gGx0t1qailr4o1_500.gif
http://www.megavideo.com/?v=57N0YAEJ
Sexy Witches
Change is weird.
Giant

PeaceFrog posted...
You are a bad, bad person.

Clowns
Already killed by Han around an hour ago.

Update:
Angry Molesting Tree
The Bride
Dismemberment Goblins
The Doctors
Giant Snake
Jack O'Lantern
Japanese Floaty Girl
Kevin
Killer Robot
Merman
Sasquatch/Wendigo/Yeti
The Scarecrow Folk
Snowman
Wraiths
God has heard my soul.
Sasquatch/Wendigo/Yeti
I've decided to put my fears behind me. I'm not going back.
If you're gonna scream, scream with me
Reading is hard.

Japanese Floaty Girl
~Peaf~
Merman
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/8/80e1adbb.jpg
Nooo

Update:
Angry Molesting Tree
The Bride
Dismemberment Goblins
The Doctors
Giant Snake
Jack O'Lantern
Kevin
Killer Robot
The Scarecrow Folk
Snowman
Wraiths
God has heard my soul.
Snowman
**R.O.B.A.Z.O.I.D**
The Bride
Khal Kirby , warlord of the Super Star Khalasar
PSN/Steam: CheddarBBQ https://goo.gl/Diw2hs
Kevin
Giant Snake
"Bordate is a pretty shady place, what with the gangs, casinos, evil corporations and water park." - FAHtastic
Killer robot
Khal Kirby , warlord of the Super Star Khalasar
PSN/Steam: CheddarBBQ https://goo.gl/Diw2hs
Dismemberment Goblins
I've decided to put my fears behind me. I'm not going back.
If you're gonna scream, scream with me
LightningStrikes posted...
You should watch the movie , especially if you have no idea about it. Great film.

This -- emphasis added -- is already more than I knew. (And obviously I did not google.)
Only the exceptions can be exceptional.
Wraiths
Touch fuzzy. Get fuzzier.
Inviso
Jack O'Lantern
**R.O.B.A.Z.O.I.D** (On mobile)
The Doctors
"Bordate is a pretty shady place, what with the gangs, casinos, evil corporations and water park." - FAHtastic
Scarecrow folk
Update :
The winner is...
Angry Molesting Tree!

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/1/1e655507.jpg
This monster is probably a direct reference to The Evil Dead (both the original and remake), where a woman is attacked and intimately assaulted by possessed trees. The tree also kills or devours some victims instead of assaulting them.

Stories of man-eating or otherwise dangerous trees predate film. Some literary examples include "The Flowering of the Strange Orchid" (1894) by H. G. Wells and the legendary "Yatevo" tree featured in a number of horror stories of the late 19th and early 20th centuries.

Congratulations to AMT and thanks for everyone who participated!
God has heard my soul.
Definitely a worthy winner! It always bothered me that the movie had all these interesting monster ideas but the main one chosen was the most generic. I was happy to eliminate that zombie family immediately.
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Mobilezoid posted...
Definitely a worthy winner! It always bothered me that the movie had all these interesting monster ideas but the main one chosen was the most generic. I was happy to eliminate that zombie family immediately.
Yeah I saw that and I thought "I see what you're doing". And I mostly agree!

There are a few more that I would say is just as bad or worse in how generic they are. And I think partially they might want to choose a relatively simple since it's already a pretty unexpected movie otherwise.

But that's why I'm doubly sad we don't get to see more of these!

Ah well, perhaps one day...

God has heard my soul.
I think it's the point though, it's meant to feel like a generic horror movie at first.
I've decided to put my fears behind me. I'm not going back.
If you're gonna scream, scream with me
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