Frog > Master Chief
Knuckles > Magus
Vivi > Mario > Ganondorf
Master Hand > Kuja
I particularly love the last two being viewed together for maximum hilarity. FF9 can be a Nintendo killer or lose to a Nintendo glove.
And Frog over Chief needs some love for being such a good upset with a 7 vote difference. That too is nice to have paired up with Knuckles stomping on his rival in a B8 upset.
The King Wang.
Listen up Urinal Cake. I already have something that tells me if I'm too drunk when I pee on it: My friends. - Colbert.