Jeopardy
Wheel of Fortune
Price is Right
Family Feud
First 3 kinda gotta be there. Especially Price, that's such a long running show people's great grandparents have watched it. Like I'd sooner pick it over wheel any day. Family feud is more questionable but yeah, going with longevity.
The King Wang.
Listen up Urinal Cake. I already have something that tells me if I'm too drunk when I pee on it: My friends. - Colbert.