What are some of your favorite Smogon entries/write-ups?

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After the pre-battle tintinnabulation is completed, please stare in pure, unadulterated horror and ominous presentiment at what is unequivocally the best and most versatile Pokemon in the game. Dare not incur Arceus's divine wrath, or else the consequences shall be severe and merciless, and life shall become but an evanescent wisp.

I genuinely think this writeup partly influenced me to use Arceus in my successful DP Ubers team, and to consequently still love Arceus to this day
Not to be confused with XIII_Minerals.