What four games are on the Least Horny Video Games Mt. Rushmore? +TIEBREAKER

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Whom, of these Americans, is the LEAST political? (Top 3 will join Michael Jordan on the Non-Political Americans Mount Rushmore) - Results (59 votes)
Edgar Allan Poe
11.86% (7 votes)
7
Elvis Presley
5.08% (3 votes)
3
Fred Rogers
22.03% (13 votes)
13
Jim Henson
15.25% (9 votes)
9
Mark Twain
3.39% (2 votes)
2
Michael Jackson
8.47% (5 votes)
5
Steve Jobs
1.69% (1 vote)
1
Thomas Edison
5.08% (3 votes)
3
Tom Hanks
1.69% (1 vote)
1
Tony Hawk
25.42% (15 votes)
15
This poll is now closed.
Discussion Topic: https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/8-gamefaqs-contests/80708068 (if you want to complain about this topic series do it here and not in the current topic)

Rules: If you list more than 4 things I'm gonna just tally the first 4 you say. If you list the same character multiple times it won't count. Be nice. Don't shove your personal definition of "Mount Rushmore" down others' throats. Have fun. If you're going to majorly change a vote please quote your old vote to make it easier for me.

Least-horny-video games-specific-rules:
  • Must be a video game
  • Must not make normal people horny
  • Must make as few weirdos horny as possible
  • NO HORNYPOSTING ITT
  • I MEAN IT
  • *shakes fist*
  • *shakes hips*
  • OH NO
  • IT BEGINS
Reference Links:
check your pants

PREVIOUS RESULTS:
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1uCR-viOTP-yKhRZnTyvaoXj7teKRA12gz7m-1rfmhoY/ (Sheet 1)
Wii games: Wii Sports, Mario Galaxy, Brawl, Mario Kart Wii
Genesis games: Sonic 2, Sonic 1, Phantasy Star IV, Mortal Kombat
NES games: Zelda 1, Mario 1, Mario 3, Mega Man 2
PS2 Games: FFX, MGS2, GTA3, God of War
N64: SM64, OoT, GoldenEye, MK64
PS1: FFVII, MGS, RE1, SotN
SNES: SMW, LttP, Chrono Trigger, Super Metroid
Monuments: Statue of Liberty, Mount Rushmore, Washington Monument, Lincoln Memorial
Movie villains: Darth Vader, Wicked Witch, Dr. Evil,Terminator
Time Travel Movies: BttF, Groundhog Day, Terminator, Bill & Ted
Contest Upsets: Cloud > Link, Knuckles > Magus, Starcraft > Halo, Vivi > Mario
Game Shows: Jeopardy!, Wheel of Fortune, Price is Right, Millionaire
Non-Political Americans: Michael Jordan, three others (VOTE IN POLL)

YESTERDAY: I decided to do this one a little differently because half of the topic was people goofing around and having ironic discourse.

I don't think a lot of people thought critically about this (understandable!) so I put Michael Jordan as the defacto member of this Rushmore and I'm putting it up to you guys to somewhat more critically actually pick the remainder based on some of the better ideas posted in the topic.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/e/e831f36e.png

ChatGPT's Rushmore: tie must be broken! I'll post one for the Game Shows Rushmore in a bit

Official Mount Rushmore Song by Suno AI: tie must be broken! I'll post one for the Game Shows Rushmore in a bit

AI Rushmore brought to you by Microsoft CoPilot: tie must be broken! I'll post one for the Game Shows Rushmore in a bit

UPCOMING RUSHMORES (nominations welcome):
4/18/24 Video Game Hub Worlds
4/19/24 Video Game Consoles
4/20/24 Stoner Movies (4/20 special)
4/21/24 Beatles Songs
4/22/24 Pixar
4/23/24 Nick Jr. Shows
4/24/24 Hot Sandwiches
4/25/24 Ubisoft Games
4/26/24 Fictional Detectives
4/27/24 Difficult Boss Battles
4/28/24 Non-American Movie Directors
4/29/24 Dog Breeds
4/30/24 MCU Movies
5/1/24 Bad GameFAQs Contests
5/2/24 Classic Arcade Games
5/3/24 Fighting Games
5/4/24 Visual Novels
5/5/24 Mexican Foods (Cinco de Mayo Special)
5/6/24 Board 8 Projects
5/7/24 Mega Man Robot Masters
5/8/24 Point-and-Click Adventure Games
5/9/24 American Chain Restaurants (not Fast Food)
5/10/24 Sitcom Moms (Mother's Day Special)
5/11/24 ZEN IS VISTING HIS MOM
5/12/24 ZEN IS VISTING HIS MOM
5/13/24 SBAllen's Many Crimes
5/14/24 Video Game Commercials
5/15/24 Family Guy Episodes (Int'l Family Day)
5/16/24 Metroidvanias
5/17/24 Webcomics
5/18/24 Horror Movie Villains
5/19/24 Games that Didn't Hold Up
5/20/24 Roguelike Games
5/21/24 Bad Songs
5/22/24 Celebrity Chefs
5/23/24 Disney Movies (Canon)
5/24/24 Video Games (4-day long special)
5/25/24 ZEN'S BIRTHDAY BREAK
5/26/24 ZEN'S BIRTHDAY BREAK
5/27/24 ZEN'S BIRTHDAY BREAK
5/28/24 Sonic the Hedgehog Games (Zen's Birthday Present)
5/29/24 Fictional Evil Companies
5/30/24 Looney Tunes
5/31/24 Video Game Controllers
6/1/24 Fictional Queer Couples (Pride Month special)
6/2/24 Shonen Jump Protagonists (lmao)
Nominations: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1uCR-viOTP-yKhRZnTyvaoXj7teKRA12gz7m-1rfmhoY/ (Sheet 2)

WHILE YOU ARE VISITING BOARD 8, MAKE SURE TO PARTICIPATE IN POKEMON OF THE YEAR VOTING:
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/8-gamefaqs-contests?search=Pokemon%20of%20the%20Year
(|| ' ' ||) When have you ever seen three big, very smooth arcs
. /|_|\ of hair sticking out of a person's forehead? I haven't!
The Macho Man received 3 votes, not 2! He has been robbed again!
The azuarc of the contest universe is long, but it bends toward Guruship.
The official song of the Game Shows Mount Rushmore:

https://suno.com/song/416831a6-eab0-4d20-a99f-5a3c190f7981
(|| ' ' ||) When have you ever seen three big, very smooth arcs
. /|_|\ of hair sticking out of a person's forehead? I haven't!
hylianknight3 posted...
The Macho Man received 3 votes, not 2! He has been robbed again!

I am pretty sure it was just 2, but I will admit tallying the topic was a nightmare and I am never doing a weird ironic Rushmore ever again

EDIT: other than the one currently going on
(|| ' ' ||) When have you ever seen three big, very smooth arcs
. /|_|\ of hair sticking out of a person's forehead? I haven't!
Hong Kong 97

i don't know what other 3 yet but i mean.
that's a start.
"Maybe it's a tentacle, molesting the planet itself. - Aschen Brodel.
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/a/afbe6f9c.jpg
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/d/d749ba54.jpg
(|| ' ' ||) When have you ever seen three big, very smooth arcs
. /|_|\ of hair sticking out of a person's forehead? I haven't!
this may be the most difficult one yet since everyone knows gaming is just for degenerates
Elmo's Letter Adventure
Mavis Beacon Teaches Typing
Desert Bus
Sensible Train Spotting

I've decided to put my fears behind me. I'm not going back.
If you're gonna scream, scream with me
I was waiting for someone to vote Pong just so I could post that I had once found erotic Pong fanfiction

I believe the reason I found erotic Pong fanfiction was simply because I thought it could not possibly exist. I was naive.
(|| ' ' ||) When have you ever seen three big, very smooth arcs
. /|_|\ of hair sticking out of a person's forehead? I haven't!
Mario Hoops 3-on-3
Chibi Robo! Zip Lash
StarTropics
Dead or Alive Xtreme Beach Volleyball
:)
pong has two paddles and a ball, sounds easy enough to make erotica out of it.
does big rigs have any people in it? genuine question.
bad rats i don't know the first thing of either.

yes i'm looking for bottom of the barrel trash that's so bad it's hard to make an erotic premise off it and the visuals leave everything to be desired.
"Maybe it's a tentacle, molesting the planet itself. - Aschen Brodel.
ZenOfThunder posted...
I am pretty sure it was just 2, but I will admit tallying the topic was a nightmare and I am never doing a weird ironic Rushmore ever again

EDIT: other than the one currently going on

The Macho Man voters were me, Stifled, and MarkS2222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222. As for your other point, I disagree.

Nominate:
Non-Political Video Games
Least Horny Americans
The azuarc of the contest universe is long, but it bends toward Guruship.
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/f/f9e98206.jpg
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/1/13611267.jpg
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/c/c7b62666.jpg
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/b/bb85492a.jpg
(|| ' ' ||) When have you ever seen three big, very smooth arcs
. /|_|\ of hair sticking out of a person's forehead? I haven't!
Minesweeper
Solitaire
Lemmings
Dead or Alive Xtreme Beach Volleyball
Moops?
"I thought you were making up diseases? That's spontaneous dental hydroplosion."
Love The Price is Fortun??
The azuarc of the contest universe is long, but it bends toward Guruship.
I don't see my barista on the chart. I wasn't even the only vote for her!

Anyway,

VVVVVV
Thy Dungeonman
LEGO Chess
Kirby's Epic Yarn
darkx
Gran Turismo
Mario's Early Years! Fun with Numbers
Big Rigs: Over the Road Racing

Not sure what to pick for a fourth yet
Suprak_the_Stud posted...
Minesweeper
Minesweeper, the game where you try to come as close as possible to exploding without going over the threshold? I don't think so
Putt-Putt Goes to the Moon
Elmo's Letter Adventure
Solitaire
The azuarc of the contest universe is long, but it bends toward Guruship.
definitely not tetris, factorio, or anything in between. probably shouldn't have any characters...

hmmmm

this is surprisingly tough
List the ominous stern whisper from the delphic cave within:
They enslave their children's children who make compromise with sin
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5pb9NWGZ_N0&ab_channel=SafetyClink

this is a fever dream of a chess match that i didn't even know about.

"Maybe it's a tentacle, molesting the planet itself. - Aschen Brodel.
Rhem
Rhem 2
Rhem 3
Rhem 4
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/d/d2e45ca2.png

me when i try to spell geparty without looking it up
"You're childish. What are you getting? Are you getting strawberry? Ha! That's such a childish flavor, only children eat strawberry."
Afterschool Summoner
Camp Buddy
Full Service
Degrees of Lewdity+
God has heard my soul.
Wanglicious posted...
does big rigs have any people in it? genuine question.
i don't think so, but does that really matter when the experience of watching trucks break the speed of light in reverse is the pinnacle of car pornography?
The Flowers of Robert Mapplethorpe
The azuarc of the contest universe is long, but it bends toward Guruship.
Do You Like Horny Bunnies?
Dead or Alive Xtreme Beach Volleyball
Leisure Suit Larry
Playboy: The Mansion

The user formerly known as Ashethan
The Flowers of Robert Mapplethorpe
List the ominous stern whisper from the delphic cave within:
They enslave their children's children who make compromise with sin
hylianknight3 posted...
The Flowers of Robert Mapplethorpe

(|| ' ' ||) When have you ever seen three big, very smooth arcs
. /|_|\ of hair sticking out of a person's forehead? I haven't!
also I think Big Rigs would be an extremely horny game for a dragon to play
(|| ' ' ||) When have you ever seen three big, very smooth arcs
. /|_|\ of hair sticking out of a person's forehead? I haven't!
Imagine Party Babyz
Bible Adventures
Super Noah's Ark 3D
The Flowers of Robert Mapplethorpe (You'll get your wish Zen!)
Congrats on Advokaiser for winning the 2018 Guru Contest!
Yesmar
The Flowers of Robert Mapplethorpe
Flowers are romantic as hell what are people on here
I've decided to put my fears behind me. I'm not going back.
If you're gonna scream, scream with me
Final Fantasy X

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/c/c6862c84.jpg
MZero , to the extreme
https://www.twitch.tv/kabazame
MZero posted...
Final Fantasy X

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/c/c6862c84.jpg

this made me fucking chortle, thank you

please tell me someone posted this in one of the DToast topics
(|| ' ' ||) When have you ever seen three big, very smooth arcs
. /|_|\ of hair sticking out of a person's forehead? I haven't!
Snake5555555555 posted...
Flowers are romantic as hell what are people on here

I couldn't decide whether The Flowers of Robert Mapplethorpe is the least or most horny game of all time, but it must surely be one or the other.
The azuarc of the contest universe is long, but it bends toward Guruship.
@hylianknight3 you are now out of Horny Jail

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/5/56247f17.png
(|| ' ' ||) When have you ever seen three big, very smooth arcs
. /|_|\ of hair sticking out of a person's forehead? I haven't!
Mario Teaches Typing
Shin Megami Tensei IV
Golf With Your Friends
Barney Hide and Seek
https://imgur.com/a/LEqiW
https://imgur.com/iXHxhET
Thank goodness!
The azuarc of the contest universe is long, but it bends toward Guruship.
I just looked up Robert Mapplethorpe and he has a semi-active Twitter account

his last post is a tasteful nude photograph of a woman

Robert Mapplethorpe may be horny. don't let him post on gamefaqs dot com
(|| ' ' ||) When have you ever seen three big, very smooth arcs
. /|_|\ of hair sticking out of a person's forehead? I haven't!
Why did I think Robert Mapplethorpe died decades ago?
Congrats on Advokaiser for winning the 2018 Guru Contest!
Yesmar
Yesmar_ posted...
Why did I think Robert Mapplethorpe died decades ago?

Oh, because he did apparently: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_Mapplethorpe
Congrats on Advokaiser for winning the 2018 Guru Contest!
Yesmar
I was tickled by the thought of Robert Mapplethorpe joining our humble community, only to be banned by DToast.
The azuarc of the contest universe is long, but it bends toward Guruship.
Yesmar_ posted...


Oh, because he did apparently: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_Mapplethorpe

then who was twitter??

(I checked and it is unofficial, whoops! That tasteful nude was an official Mapplethorpe though)
(|| ' ' ||) When have you ever seen three big, very smooth arcs
. /|_|\ of hair sticking out of a person's forehead? I haven't!
Snake5555555555 posted...
Mavis Beacon Teaches Typing

Oh come on, Mavis can get it
If you wake up at a different time, in a different place, could you wake up as a different person?
#theresafreakingghostafterus
Dead or Alive Xtreme Beach Volleyball
Def Jam: Vendetta
Catherine
Metal Gear Solid V

There are no pan-Asian supermarkets down in hell
The Last of Us 2
Forspoken
Depression Quest
Hatred

First two were complained about being woke, which I assume is just keyword for not horny.

Depression quest was developed by Anita Sarkeesian.

And I mean... Hatred is just so fucking awful that it might just kill your sex drive for a long time.
This isn't funny Dean, the voice says I'm almost out of minutes!
~Alexandra
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/1/1da6c454.png
(|| ' ' ||) When have you ever seen three big, very smooth arcs
. /|_|\ of hair sticking out of a person's forehead? I haven't!
Pong
It's tempting to linger in this moment, while every possibility still exists. But unless collapsed by an observer, they will never be more than possibilities.
Dancedreamer posted...
Depression quest was developed by Anita Sarkeesian.

Very much wrong, it was Zoe Quinn
I've decided to put my fears behind me. I'm not going back.
If you're gonna scream, scream with me
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