So, I really fucked up at Mafia Champs. I apologize for being an appalling rep. It turns out the reasons why I thought it would go poorly were correct, and optimism is a total lie. It seemed like a lovely event full of lovely people that I was entirely unable to engage with. Like an exotic tropical fish I can only exist in my B8 tank and if the PH levels change even slightly I instantly die. I am sorry for marring our once dominant rep.