The sheer cowardice to phrase this joke in a way that diminishes rape. Punchline could have been "big talk for a man who brags about non-consensually grabbing women's pussies" or something
Its Jim Gaffigan. Pussy is not really in his lexicon, and your version isnt even a joke.
Phantom Dust.
"I'll just wait for time to prove me right again." - Vlado