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Current Events   »   when was da last time you were hella emotional?
MartavisBryant
06/24/2024
09:04 PM
#4
November 30, 2019 - the day I had to put my dog down :(
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Current Events   »   Effective July 1st, I'll join y'all in the six figure club.
MartavisBryant
06/24/2024
08:56 PM
#19
Congratulations! Even though it's an arbitrary number, it's a great accomplishment, especially given how substantial of a raise you have gotten recently.

I'm in the six-figure-but-it-may-as-well-not-be club due to my ridiculous student loans which I should finally have paid off by the end of next year.
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Current Events   »   What do you call it when pandas take over the world?
MartavisBryant
06/24/2024
08:55 AM
#3
You really BAMBOOzled me
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Current Events   »   Tony Hawk Tuah
MartavisBryant
06/23/2024
01:25 PM
#39
DKBananaSlamma posted...
Remember Hawk Tuah girl? It's a shame she went alt-right towards the end
Is she dead, or just her career?
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Current Events   »   Are Counting Crows the best band that nobody knows?
MartavisBryant
06/22/2024
10:28 PM
#31
thronedfire2 posted...
Porcupine Tree
Love me some Porcupine Tree
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Current Events   »   This painting is resonating with a lot millennials
MartavisBryant
06/22/2024
10:24 PM
#21
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/d/d6194e3d.jpg
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Current Events   »   Help me decide what game to play next
MartavisBryant
06/22/2024
08:16 PM
#4
Jeff_AKA_Snoopy posted...
Dragon Quest 8
I thought it would take more than one post, but I'll break out my PS2 and get started tonight. I've never played a Dragon Quest game before.
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Current Events   »   Help me decide what game to play next
MartavisBryant
06/22/2024
08:13 PM
#1
I have been having decision paralysis all day. I will play the first game mentioned that is in my backlog. It has to be a single-player game with a clear endpoint.

Yes, I am aware that this request is pathetic.
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Current Events   »   Do you do anything dat isn't socially acceptable?
MartavisBryant
06/22/2024
04:51 PM
#18
TuxedoCyan posted...
I think me just existing isn't socially acceptable.

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Current Events   »   money
MartavisBryant
06/22/2024
12:49 AM
#3
much money such drunk
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Current Events   »   Best Pokemon Tournament: Preliminaries, Round 49
MartavisBryant
06/21/2024
06:46 PM
#5
Giratina, I guess. The legendaries started to lose me in gen 3, and now they have completely lost me.
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Current Events   »   I just made fudge.
MartavisBryant
06/19/2024
11:25 PM
#16
I just dropped the kids off at the pool. Anyone want to swim with them?
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Current Events   »   Seth Rogen and Bill Hader in Superbad
MartavisBryant
06/19/2024
08:44 PM
#2
He's the fastest kid alive!
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Current Events   »   I don't see what y'all aee in The Wire.
MartavisBryant
06/19/2024
08:29 PM
#2
Breaking Bad > The Sopranos > Better Call Saul > The Wire

I agree that The Wire is overrated, but it's still a very good show imo
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Current Events   »   $50 or your favorite character receives a gay romance subplot
MartavisBryant
06/19/2024
08:10 PM
#15
Jesse, we need to fuck
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Current Events   »   Klefki? Trubbish? There's a worse Pokemon that not many talk about
MartavisBryant
06/19/2024
08:08 PM
#20
Actually, the worst Pokemon design is Charjabug
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Current Events   »   Ever seen a Bald Eagle in person?
MartavisBryant
06/19/2024
06:13 PM
#4
I've seen them from my house
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Current Events   »   Best Pokemon Tournament: Preliminaries, Round 47
MartavisBryant
06/19/2024
06:08 PM
#6
Magnezone, Rhyperior, Tangrowth, and Magmortar are abominations.
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Current Events   »   EU Luke ended up with Mara Jade, Disney Luke ended up drinking alien titty milk.
MartavisBryant
06/19/2024
04:08 PM
#6
HylianFox posted...
Disney Luke ended up drinking alien titty milk.
You say that like it's a bad thing
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Current Events   »   Which of these Pokemon is worse??
MartavisBryant
06/19/2024
01:14 PM
#3
Sylveon by a landslide.
I will fite anyone picking Flareon irl.
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Current Events   »   If Kirby swallowed you what power would he gain?
MartavisBryant
06/18/2024
09:37 PM
#13
He would permanently regain his virginity
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Current Events   »   Is Order of Ecclesia any good?
MartavisBryant
06/18/2024
08:00 PM
#10
It's my least favorite of the 4 Castlevania games I've played, but it's still decent. Like bsp said, the second half of the game is when it becomes a Metroidvania and when it improves imo.
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Current Events   »   That's it, CE. Make me feel it.
MartavisBryant
06/18/2024
06:53 PM
#5
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/d/d6194e3d.jpg
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Current Events   »   From a scale of 1 to 10, how satisfied are you with your life so far?
MartavisBryant
06/17/2024
09:01 PM
#10
My childhood was a 10
Everything since then has ranged from 2 to 5. I've been at a 2 for a few years now, and I can't realistically see it ever improving.

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Current Events   »   Would people watch mixed gender 2 on 2 basketball?
MartavisBryant
06/16/2024
10:17 PM
#5
archizzy posted...
I'm sure some people might tune in but I sure wouldn't

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Current Events   »   winter >>>>>>>>> summer
MartavisBryant
06/16/2024
09:58 PM
#10
Fuck the wall of cold that hits you every time you walk outside
Fuck the snow
Fuck having to defrost your windshield in the morning
Fuck the shorter days

...and I live in PA, not even in an area that gets especially bad winters

All other seasons >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> winter

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Current Events   »   Why do people in high fantasy movies talk like such dorks?
MartavisBryant
06/16/2024
12:31 PM
#25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jE-0MHF9y9Y&ab_channel=blackputa
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Current Events   »   my cat literally just stole the piece of trout on my plate
MartavisBryant
06/15/2024
04:09 PM
#16
DrizztLink posted...
Fuckin'

BAMBOOZLED

Freddie_Mercury posted...
owned

Umbreon posted...
rekt

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Current Events   »   Its dat time of year again, post your favorite martial arts movies
MartavisBryant
06/14/2024
11:04 PM
#5
I don't know if they count, but Kill Bill: Vol. 1 and 2
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Current Events   »   What video games we playing dis weekend fam?
MartavisBryant
06/14/2024
10:37 PM
#13
Metroid Prime 3
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Current Events   »   What's the first stupid video game character name that comes to mind?
MartavisBryant
06/14/2024
10:14 PM
#36
thronedfire2 posted...
Mario Mario
Came in to say this
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Current Events   »   Which game should I play tomorrow?
MartavisBryant
06/14/2024
10:11 PM
#5
Dusk is probably my favorite FPS
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Current Events   »   Gina Carano is not doing well
MartavisBryant
06/14/2024
08:56 PM
#100
Literally the Chewbacca defense IRL
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Current Events   »   Do you give your pets nicknames?
MartavisBryant
06/14/2024
08:40 PM
#20
My cat's name is Porcelina, but I usually just call her kitty
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Current Events   »   Your dad banged your mom
MartavisBryant
06/14/2024
08:36 PM
#6
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/6/662642a9.jpg
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Current Events   »   What's the most recent Sports-themed video game you played?
MartavisBryant
06/14/2024
08:33 PM
#15
The most recently-released sports game I've played is MLB The Show 19
The sports game that I played most recently was Tecmo Super Bowl
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Current Events   »   Evil Michael Jackson be like...
MartavisBryant
06/13/2024
08:36 PM
#16
Annie, you're not okay
You're not okay
You're not okay, Annie
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Current Events   »   Games currently in my backlog;
MartavisBryant
06/13/2024
06:54 PM
#9
DodogamaRayBrst posted...
That's the tiniest backlog I've ever seen
If it's under triple digits, does it even qualify as a backlog?
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Current Events   »   I'm going to the Virgin Islands tomorrow
MartavisBryant
06/12/2024
09:18 PM
#9
Actually, I reside in the Extra Virgin Islands. You may have heard of our olive oil.
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Current Events   »   Woman Who Met Elon Musk as SpaceX Intern Says They Had Sex
MartavisBryant
06/12/2024
07:36 PM
#4
SpaceX? More like SpaceSex
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Current Events   »   I am going to see the band Motion City Soundtrack tonight
MartavisBryant
06/11/2024
09:32 PM
#9
I like Everything Is Alright, which I discovered from MLB 06: The Show. I don't really know any of their other songs.
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Current Events   »   Poop Skyfarter, the Dook Star, Jabba the Butt
MartavisBryant
06/11/2024
08:26 PM
#27
Mace Windoodoo
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Current Events   »   I swear, bugs I kill simply delete themselves first
MartavisBryant
06/10/2024
10:51 PM
#5
Now TC am become death, the destroyer of misquotes
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Current Events   »   You're reaction, you're trying to look cool for your boys Quincy and Melvin but
MartavisBryant
06/09/2024
08:22 PM
#10
As long as they don't tell Clarence and Dilbert, I'll be okay
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Current Events   »   It's so fucking gross that most people don't wash their asses.
MartavisBryant
06/08/2024
05:33 PM
#27
archizzy posted...
It was a well known PS4 topic where he talked about shitting in a bag in his room on a regular basis because he didn't want to come out of his room because of his room mate and company.
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/691087-playstation-4/79546006
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Current Events   »   If Jar Jar Binks sank he'd be Jar Jar Sinks
MartavisBryant
06/08/2024
01:47 AM
#19
If Jar Jar Binks were a consistent golfer, he'd be Par Par Binks
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Current Events   »   If Jar Jar Binks sank he'd be Jar Jar Sinks
MartavisBryant
06/08/2024
01:29 AM
#15
If Jar Jar Binks had tattoos, he'd be Jar Jar Inks
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Current Events   »   You might think dogs are incapable of holding public office
MartavisBryant
06/08/2024
12:19 AM
#3
They can coach one of the most prolific dynasties in sports history:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sljJRtpQ1ok&ab_channel=MusketFire
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Current Events   »   If Jar Jar Binks sank he'd be Jar Jar Sinks
MartavisBryant
06/08/2024
12:07 AM
#6
If Jar Jar Binks were an alcoholic, he'd be Jar Jar Drinks
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Current Events   »   My cologne collection
MartavisBryant
06/07/2024
11:27 PM
#12
Do you have Sex Panther?
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